The Evil God of Infinite Worlds Is Working Another Job

Four days ago, the Evil God left Infinite Evil Ghost Game, becoming the first player to escape the System.

Four days later, Su Li woke up in the real world, having gone from an Evil God feared by all ghosts to a miserable wage slave buried in debt.

Su Li's goal in life was to become a wealthy couch potato, then eat, sleep, and laze around: "..."

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Su Li became an intern at the Paranormal Affairs Bureau, delicate, weak, and timid.

His teammates at the bureau said, "Hey, you're so weak. They won't send you to the front lines to catch ghosts, so don't worry."

Su Li replied, "Thanks. I'll leave it to you, then."

Su Li promptly slipped away, only to turn around and find that his teammates had all been eaten by vicious ghosts.

The ghosts crowed, "Don't worry. You're next."

Su Li: "..."

With no other choice, he rolled up his sleeves and fought the ghosts.

As he fought, Su Li realized something was off. Why were all these powerful ghosts familiar faces from the game?

One of the familiar ghosts shouted furiously, "Damn System! Is this what you meant by an ordinary person stripped of his powers? Look what he did to me! He twisted my head right off! Waaaah!"

Su Li calmly straightened his sleeves, slowly curling his lips into an utterly gentle smile. "You went back on your word, System. You're really... asking to die."

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He Duo, the new head of the He family.

They said he was neither human nor ghost, vicious to the core and utterly insane in everything he did. People called him Young Master He to his face, and a mad dog behind his back.

Then one day, he learned he had a fiance named Su Li.

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Later on

Su Li sat on a soft sofa, resting his feet on He Duo's knees. "You want to stay by my side? Sure, but can you behave?"

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"I love you."

"I love you too, puppy."

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How Come I Still Have to Raise a Little One in the Apocalypse?

Su Qiao woke up one day as an amnesiac patient in a mysterious psychiatric hospital. His symptoms were said to include severe delusions, mania, auditory hallucinations, and visual hallucinations.

The hospital director told him, "You often imagine there's a System in your head. You claim you can see bizarre monsters and that you have the sacred mission of destroying the world. But none of it is real."

Su Qiao looked at the director as the System screamed in his mind, "He's lying! You're a powerful big shot! You're the great Evil God! Go carry out your glorious mission to destroy humanity and rule the world at once!"

Su Qiao asked, "Director, is there any hope for me?"

The director smiled. His face suddenly split open, revealing a huge red eyeball. "Of course, as long as you cooperate with your treatment."

Su Qiao: "..."

Either something is wrong with me, or something is wrong with this world.

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Su Qiao escaped the hospital, only to run into the apocalypse.

The world was full of strangely shaped infected people and mutants.

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A mutant with two heads: "I used to have two big, fearsome heads. Then one day, I met a crazy guy named Su Qiao. He chopped off my extra head, saying he could help me get back to normal. I'm so grateful to him, waaaah!"

Another mutant with hypnotic powers: "I used to be able to hypnotize anything. Now... Big shot, hypnotize me! Control me! Torture me!"

Su Qiao: "This world is getting stranger by the day."

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Later, Su Qiao found a little one in the apocalypse. The kid was a bit ugly, but didn't seem strange and didn't say weird things.

The moment he found the child, the System started nagging frantically in his ear: "Get rid of him! He's the biggest obstacle on your path to godhood! He's righteous and unbearably saintly, nothing but a burden!"

But Su Qiao bent down and gently picked the little one up. "There, there. I'll take care of you from now on."

The little one immediately clung tightly to Su Li.

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Su Qiao was very pleased with the little one he'd found.

The child was obedient, sensible, and thoughtful.

Though young, he was great at housework: he could wash clothes and cook, mop floors and fight monsters, and still find time to do good deeds.

A breath of fresh air in a strange world.

Until one night, the proper, perfectly normal little one grew into an adult, then fastened iron chains around Su Qiao's feet, smiling gently and madly.

"Big brother, you promised we'd stay together forever. You can't go back on your word."

Su Qiao: "..."

As expected, no one in this world is normal except me.

The bruised and battered mutants: *too scared to speak*

Theme: Hard work is the way to keep food on the table and clothes on your back.