[Check out the pre-release story [Western Crossover] Learning How to Be Human from the Red Hood. Blurb below.]
Jiang Qiongjiu's golden lizard mutates. First, it starts picking up things everywhere: gold earrings, diamond rings, pearl necklaces, crystal hair clips... It becomes a legend at the lost and found. Then it grows antlers, and a line of golden-red fuzz down its back gathers into a fluffy tuft at the tip of its tail. The way it swishes back and forth makes Jiang Qiongjiu's heart melt. It can also go up the mountain to gather ginseng, dive into the sea to pick up coral, and even turn into a person to warm his bed.
After that, Jiang Qiongjiu starts showing up late and leaving early. He orders enough cake, milk tea, pastries, and barbecue for ten people at a time. Whenever he sees diamonds, jewelry, or accessories at an auction, he raises his paddle and buys them on the spot. He even starts looking into buying a small island in the Pacific...
Jin Ze raises a human, feeding him strictly according to The Human Care Manual.
He gives him glittering jewelry, catches fish in the water to feed him, uses pearls and coral to raise his affection, secretly scares away the enemies of the domineering CEO, and personally builds him a crystal palace...
Once he finally gets the affection meter to max, he plans to pull the CEO into his dragon's lair and have his way with him.
The CEO takes off his secret identity. "Good boy, call me Uncle!"
Later, Jin Ze solemnly warns his juniors in The True Dragon Scripture: Before declaring your claim on your mate, make sure they're weaker than you, or you'll end up marrying into their family!
Sunny, adorable, mischievous young bottom with a cute little dragon form x fake cannon fodder, real big shot, older top who's old enough to be an uncle
Reading guide: The age gap is ten thousand years. Not a biological uncle. Devoted love and sweet, fluffy romance.
…Pre-release blurb…
[Western Crossover] Learning How to Be Human from the Red Hood
The Archangel of Judgment, guardian of the temple, and player-voted most beautiful wife... Terrell, the strongest NPC in the Celestial Realm, awakens to his own consciousness. After indiscriminately purifying a hundred thousand players, he's banished to Gotham City, a place with "simple, honest folk."
System: Please act like a normal person!
Terrell starts from scratch, learning how to be human.
His first teacher is an irritable Red Hood who likes spicy hot dogs, rides a motorcycle, and goes out to beat people up. He picks a fight with Terrell's second teacher.
His second teacher is a rich tycoon who turns into a giant bat at night and goes out to beat people up. The first teacher makes his life difficult, while the third teacher brings him late-night snacks.
His third teacher is an overworked reporter who likes wearing a skintight outfit in three primary colors, flying into the sky to rescue people, and having various delicious foods delivered to the second teacher.
…
Terrell learns all the wrong lessons about being human.
And so,
Gotham's nights gain a wandering angel who likes beating people up. Arkham's inmates keep inexplicably falling asleep, and the heroes are frequently caught in localized rain showers that heal their injuries.
Everyone tries to guess who the angel is. Even the bat lists Terrell's cat as a suspect, but nobody suspects Terrell.
Until one day, the Joker invites the Bat-Family to play a game and takes Terrell hostage.
At the critical moment, the Red Hood's rumored boyfriend, who everyone thinks is disabled but determined, pulls out the Archangel of Judgment's staff.
The Joker: out of the picture.
Terrell: I'm hungry.
Red Hood: Want a spicy hot dog?
The Bat-Family: …
Today, Terrell is once again doing his best to act human alongside his teammates and maintain world peace (*￣︶￣).
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Reading notes: CP is Red Hood. Secret identities will be revealed. OOC. A lighthearted, slice-of-life story. Loves the whole Bat-Family.
The timeline is a mess, and characterizations from different versions are mixed together (Red Hood is a blend of the New 52 Outlaws and the animated Under the Red Hood). Contains SuperBat.
The author loves sweet things. This is a sugary little romance.
[Silent, emotionless NPC bottom x angry, artsy Red Hood top]
Theme: Strength isn't about power. It's about a shining soul.
Falling in love, getting married, extra stories about Zhong Yanglong when he was a child! !
In fact, I understood it when I saw this [The author's emotional writing at the end of this article is actually very messy, but the early stage is probably very confusing. Then the performance of the emotional line in the later stage of the attack is to twist it, and the words are not true. It's very tiring to read] It's really the early stage of this article that I really read this document. The reason why is because in the early stage of this article, when he didn't have the emotional line, he was very fairy tale, very relaxed and dreamy. [But when he entered the emotional line later, my God, it was very tiring to watch. It's too emotional.] Xiaolong cried and smashed the wall to express his love, releasing 100% of his passion [This clock is indeed a clock, it really automatically blocks the feelings and firmly believes that Xiaolong does not love] The effect of this clock absorbing the echo is so good that it only absorbs but does not release it.
[Comprehensive British and American] Cat Has Someone! Meow~
[Comprehensive British and American] Marry Wayne, Me?
Left-Handed Bat, Right-Handed Wayne [Comprehensive British and American]
[Comprehensive British and American] Follow the Red Bucket and Learn How to Be a Good Person
[Comprehensive British and American] Iron Can, Do You Need Treatment?
Opening an Online Shop in a World of Spiritual Qi Revival
Riding a Dragon from Dream of the Red Chamber to the Primordial World
The Earth Has to Earn Money to Support the Moon Today, Too
[Western Crossover] Is Drake Asleep?
Falling in love, getting married, extra stories about Zhong Yanglong when he was a child! !
In fact, I understood it when I saw this [The author's emotional writing at the end of this article is actually very messy, but the early stage is probably very confusing. Then the performance of the emotional line in the later stage of the attack is to twist it, and the words are not true. It's very tiring to read] It's really the early stage of this article that I really read this document. The reason why is because in the early stage of this article, when he didn't have the emotional line, he was very fairy tale, very relaxed and dreamy. [But when he entered the emotional line later, my God, it was very tiring to watch. It's too emotional.] Xiaolong cried and smashed the wall to express his love, releasing 100% of his passion [This clock is indeed a clock, it really automatically blocks the feelings and firmly believes that Xiaolong does not love] The effect of this clock absorbing the echo is so good that it only absorbs but does not release it.
Come on??·??·??*?? ??
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Dad, I'm hungry. I need some food??? The end of spreading flowers?(?? V??)?
ヽ(*?з`*)?
Is this gone? I thought there would be several extra chapters! Finish spreading flowers
Kongkong should be Xia, Ti?
What, what, is this actually over? !
The place where Xiaolong is written is more beautiful.