I’ve Been Cursed by the Strongest

[Seeking Bookmarks for the Pre-Release of “Building a Supernatural Organization in Detective Conan”~]

Synopsis

Love is the most twisted curse. From the moment he was born, Gojo Zhi carried the most powerful curse in the world.

Born into the world as twins, one opened his eyes to a future full of promise, burdened with the highest expectations. The other had weak cursed energy and poor health, and as the “weakness” of the honored divine child, countless people wanted him gone.

“Zhi-chan, we’ll be together forever.” The Six Eyes divine child rested his forehead against Zhi’s, his pale blue eyes reflecting Gojo Zhi’s face. His voice was gentle. “I’ll love you forever.”

The happiest promise became the most terrible curse.

Before his technique was discovered, he was useless, a burden. “It’s a disgrace for the divine child to have a brother like you. Do everyone a favor and die already.”

After his technique was discovered, he became the source of greed, coveted by the entire jujutsu world. Kill him, and any wish could come true. “For the sake of my bright future, please, I beg you, die for me right now.”

Despised and coveted... In this world brimming with malice, only the Six Eyes divine child opened his arms to him. “Zhi-chan, come to your big brother.”

[Record, December 6, 1996, outskirts of Kyoto

The Six Eyes divine child rejected Gojo Zhi’s death and cursed him.

Special Grade Imaginary Cursed Spirit Gojo Zhi was born]

Gojo Zhi, cursed technique [Equivalent Exchange]: the result’s level of satisfaction is determined by the price paid.

1. An “exchange” will always be fulfilled.

2. The price of the exchange and the result are unknown.

3. When the price paid is insufficient to achieve the “most satisfactory” result, everything “you” have can be borrowed against to force the result to become “most satisfactory.”

I offer my body, cursed energy, soul, memories, emotions, and the meaning of my existence, everything I have, in exchange...

1. The Six Eyes divine child is the darling of the world, blessed with more good fortune than anyone else.

2. The Six Eyes divine child will never be disappointed. He is loved by the world, and all his wishes will come true.

3. The Six Eyes divine child will never be hurt. All attacks against him are ineffective.

4. The Six Eyes divine child will never be hated. Anyone who hates him is bound to disappear.

5. ■■■■■■

Example: In exchange for [one apple], the result of [ruling the world] might be that the president of America accidentally presses a button while yawning, a world war breaks out, and as the last living creature on Earth to die, you achieve [King of the New World] for 0.01 seconds before dying.

In exchange for [ten billion trillion apples], the result of [ruling the world] might be the sudden appearance of a strange virus that makes people believe [Zhi-chan is the cutest in the world, Zhi-chan is justice and the meaning of my existence, I was born to worship Zhi-chan]. It is highly contagious and impossible to kill or defend against. Fortunately, other than making people fanatically worship Gojo Zhi, it has no effect on daily life. The whole planet becomes a congregation of Gojo Zhi’s fanatical followers under the virus’s influence, and the [Ruling the World] achievement is unlocked!

Note:

1. This is an alternate, family-oriented version of “Gojo-kun Keeps Tricking Me.” There is no romance, only pure familial affection. Their feelings are a broad kind of “love,” and they are each other’s other half and obsession.

2. Gojo Zhi is an imaginary cursed spirit, not a vengeful cursed spirit. He died at seven years old (before turning seven) and can only be maintained at that point in time, so Zhi will be seven forever. No weird age-gap stuff or flirting, just clingy little kids snuggling up together. No sexual urges of any kind.

3. The author is a huge Gojo fan, with a filter a trillion miles thick. My writing may not be good enough to avoid OOC, so let’s part on good terms if it doesn’t suit you.

4. All readers are welcome to discuss things peacefully. I generally don’t delete comments, but any comments leaning toward rsgj will be deleted without mercy. Arguments will be deleted too. There aren’t many comments, so let’s all get along and enjoy the story.

[Pre-Release] “Building a Supernatural Organization in Detective Conan”

After dying as a “wish-granting machine,” Gojo Zhi is approached by a QB who claims to be a System.

QB: The Detective Conan world is in grave danger! The balance of power between the good guys and the bad guys is completely out of whack, and the world is on the verge of collapse! Young man, if you can bring despair to this world and restore the balance of power, I’ll grant you one wish!

Gojo Zhi (tilting his head adorably): Huh? I’m only six! I have to become the final boss and save the world already?!

QB: There’s no time! Start by building a dark organization! Don’t worry, I’ve already rounded up your crew, SSR Boss Dazai, SSR Boss Chuuya, SSR Cult Leader Satoru, SSR Troupe Leader Kura...

Gojo Zhi (starry-eyed): Got it! Leave it to me! Then let’s start with a small goal, destroy all of humanity, and the world will be balanced! Perfect~

QB: ...Wait, what???!!!

There’s no time

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A uniquely styled odd-jobs shop appears on the streets of Tokyo

The Make Your Dreams Come True Odd-Jobs Shop handles everything from listening to your troubles and getting rid of the people causing them to... creating major incidents that will trouble the whole world.

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GIN (lighting a cigarette, coldly): I’m an evil villain. I’m going to open fire on Tokyo Tower!

Cult Leader Satoru (munching on Kikufuku, grinning): What a hassle~ Wouldn’t it be faster to just erase Tokyo from the map?

Toru (earnestly): My lover is this country...

Boss Dazai: Would you like me to offer some advice on how to follow them in a double suicide?

QB: SOS

#A Seven-Year-Old Runs a Business Online (Yakuza Edition)#

#What Happened to Restoring the Balance? The SSRs Are on a Rampage!#

#Another Day, Another Time Gin Wants to Quit#

#The Good Guys and the Bad Guys: Please, Try Acting Like Human Beings!#

More or less a goofy story about tormenting both sides, good and bad.

Theme: Love is what makes you become a better version of yourself.