My Friends Span Every Profession

[Please add my upcoming novels to your reading list: What Is It Like to Be Raised as a Kid by the Strongest? and The Zenin Boy Who Plays Baseball] ---Synopsis--- My name is Saiki Haruma. I have a twisted brother-obsessed older brother with off-the-charts intelligence and a taciturn, brother-obsessed second older brother with every kind of superpower. As an ordinary person, I can probably only raise the average by dragging my brothers' friend count down a little... Ah, looks like it's gone off the charts instead. Saiki Haruma is an ordinary young boy, so all he can do is join his childhood friend for ordinary club activities. The Son of God: Let's make it to the top of the (superpower) tennis world together! Saiki Haruma is an ordinary young boy, so all he can do is get an ordinary part-time job with his junior. The Gravity Manipulator: Saiki-senpai is full of energy today, too! Saiki Haruma is an ordinary young boy, so all he can do is take extra care of the blind older guy next door. He can't cure him. The Strongest Sorcerer: I'm not blind. Never mind, how about bringing me some more cake next time? Saiki Haruma is an ordinary young boy, so all he can do is be an ordinary assistant to his friend. The Magician of the Century: Let's practice this trick today! Saiki Haruma is an ordinary young boy, so all he can do is hang out with his friends after school like any other kid. A several-thousand-year-old loli dragon: Let's go play dodgeball in the Sahara! Saiki Haruma: I'm ordinary, but I have lots of good friends. They've taught me all kinds of skills, so people often praise me for being talented in many areas. But it's all thanks to my friends! My friends have helped me so much, so I want to help them, too. For example... ---Dazai, Dazai, let's play tennis! You and Chuuya work so well together. If you team up for doubles, you'll rule the junior high circuit! ---Natsume, want to be the manager of our club? You'll make lots of friends! ---Mob, let's play tennis together and get some exercise! Huh? Is something not quite right? Whatever, everyone's having fun! # The birth of the ultimate card collector # # My friends are measured by the ton # Rikkaidai's Four Heavenly Kings, three consecutive championships Friendship love polygon: yes Family love polygon: yes Romantic love polygon: no A story about everyone's favorite. The only mutual romantic love is with the Son of God; all the others are mutual friendship or family love. [Upcoming novel] What Is It Like to Be Raised as a Kid by the Strongest? "You've been cursed, Gojo Satoru." After a reckless curse user cast a curse, a child of about six years old suddenly fell from the sky. Gojo Satoru caught him without thinking. Silver hair, heterochromatic red and gold eyes, and a face that looked like it had been carved from the same mold. In every way, he looked just like Gojo Satoru's... illegitimate son. * Gojo Satoru had an illegitimate son with no talent, and the jujutsu world was shaken. Even Geto Suguru, the former leader of the Paradise Cult who had defected, came back to see the commotion. Gojo Satoru: Look! This is my son! Isn't he cute? Proud.JPG Cult Leader Geto: These days, even Satoru can have a son. Live long enough and you'll see anything. As expected, this false world can't make me smile from the heart. The humanoid wish-granting technique activates--- Cult Leader Geto lost his mind: Ahahahahahaha, Satoru-chan, let's go catch jellyfish! [Upcoming novel] The Zenin Boy Who Plays Baseball Although he was born into one of the Three Great Families, Zenin Ao was an utterly ordinary person. Ignored and despised, Zenin Ao lived a muddled, listless life, like a puddle of mud. But after his cousin Gojo Satoru helped him leave the Zenin family, Zenin Ao found a purpose in life. The dazzling, blazing sun standing on the pitcher's mound said to him, "Ao, follow me. Let's go to Koshien together!" The king who stood alone invited him to conquer the nation, and Zenin Ao couldn't refuse. Zenin Ao gripped the baseball bat in his hand. "Naru, I'll answer you with my batting. Let's stand at the top together and savor victory!" * To Naru: When I heard you say, "I want to go to Koshien with you," I was so happy. I've never told you this, but you're the best pitcher in my heart. Through you, I saw a world beyond becoming a jujutsu sorcerer, and that gave me so much encouragement. Thanks to you, I had the best three years of my life. I'm so glad I met you during the most uncertain, confusing years of my youth! Please keep walking with me from now on, too. Let's become the world's number one pitcher and batter together. I'll stand behind you, scoring run after run, and be your best partner. Respectfully, Zenin Ao Theme: Becoming a better version of yourself