I Have No Interest in a Critical Success 2

Expected to go VIP on 4/23 Q: What should a newbie keep in mind when playing Call of Cthulhu? [The trio: Thanks for asking. The most important thing in a tabletop campaign is not to chicken out. Charge in! Charge in with your eyes closed! Grab anything you can use as a weapon and rush straight at their faces! One day, you too can become a veteran investigator like us, punching Shoggoths, trampling Deep Ones, and chatting merrily with Nyarko!] The Bandage Freak, the Hat Rack, Lingling, Killua, and others liked this post. [Show comments] KP: Ugh! You unruly lot, stop leading the newbies astray! KP: Some people talk big in the Q&A section, but turn into shrinking violets when they actually play. KP: That's right, I'm talking about those three: WTW, XYJ, and JHY. Coming soon Coming Soon 1: "The KP Has Murder on Their Mind Again Today," a Call of Cthulhu campaign BL novel. Please add it to your collection, mwah (tough-guy pouting.jpg) Coming Soon 2: "After Leaving the Police Force, I Hired Cursed Spirits to Run a Restaurant," a BL spinoff. Here's the blurb: Tachibana Sousuke got stuck with a game System called [Cursed Spirit Restaurant]. After giving it a try, he discovered it combined restaurant management, socializing, cooking, and card draws. It was so fun that he couldn't stop playing. In the game, he could meet all kinds of customers. A blind man with a slender waist, long legs, and a handsome face; a frail-looking young man in black, wrapped in bandages; a bewitching magician in high heels; a shirtless idiot who could fall asleep while eating... and many more. Everything was great, except the employees he recruited were just a little... ugly. * Pot-Chan (shouting): I did NOT apply to be a grill chef!!! I'm here to kill people! Do you understand? Kill people?! [So angry that lava spurts from the top of his head] Sousuke: Oh wow! Your fire-control technique is perfect! No wonder you're the legendary Special Grade Chef, Mr. Pot-Chan! You're hired! Pot-Chan: Damn it. * They really were ugly, but after looking at them long enough, everyone somehow found them kind of cute. Tachibana Sousuke, who had been lazing around at home and living off others, found himself a new dream. He got off his lazy backside and set out on the road to mastering cuisine, with no turning back. After humbly learning the signature skills of all the Special Grade Chefs at the Cursed Spirit Restaurant, Sousuke turned his shop into the hardest private dining experience to book in all of Japan. Then one day, the game merged with reality. * Sousuke's police academy classmate, the short-haired one, watched the chefs bustling around the kitchen in utter shock. Short Hair: Blue... they... Sousuke (smiling): They're cosplaying~ Short Hair: In a kitchen this hot? No way Sousuke (pleasantly): They're cosplaying. Short Hair: ...All right, then. ** Completed 1: "I Have No Interest in a Big Success," the first part of this story. Completed 2: "Ieiri and His Poor Sucker Friends," an adventure featuring a trio and gender-swapping elements. Warnings 1. I'm an amateur, so the plot and scenarios are just for fun. If something seems off, it might be foreshadowing (or it might be a bug; stating the obvious here). 2. This story has comedy, everyday life, and romance, with all the [unruly bunch] elements you could want. The author is also a bit long-winded. 3. The characters' values aren't the author's. I stand by the core socialist values. 4. If something doesn't feel right, run, kids! Don't force yourself to read a story you don't like. There are thousands of great stories on Jinjiang. 5. Also, repeat after me: "The scumbag squad's brotherly bond is earth-shaking." Minors aren't allowed to date early, and everyone, please don't take the memes too far. Me: God, please save me from laziness and procrastination! Nyarlathotep: Goodbye. Theme: Find meaning in life through adversity and become a better version of yourself