Gojo Keeps Playing Me

[Please add my upcoming stories What Is It Like to Be Raised as a Kid by the Strongest? and The Baseball-Playing Zenin to your favorites!] Tenshu Inori is an ordinary jujutsu sorcerer trying hard to live a normal life as a high school boy. But after he becomes partners with 5t5, his peaceful life is over. He has to sit on 5t5's lap during class because 5t5 says, "We're partners! Of course we have to build up our teamwork!" They have to hold hands with their fingers interlaced during missions because 5t5 says, "Here's a secret. Interlocking fingers is even better than holding hands for developing telepathic communication between partners." They have to go shopping and watch movies together on weekends because 5t5 says, "You can't skip training just because it's the weekend. Partner, you can do this, right?" And as for pinning him against the wall, kissing him, and carrying him bridal-style... 5t5: "Do you know there's a kind of partner called a wife?" [Note: The Chinese term for wife can also mean a female partner.] Tenshu Inori feels like something isn't quite right. Fox classmate and Pretty Big Sister classmate: If I've done something wrong, make me work around the clock, but don't make me watch you two flaunt your love every day! * Cheap Older Brother No. 1, Goyuan Shen: Our Inori is very expensive! If you want me to approve this marriage, you need to give me at least five yen. No, five thousand yen! Cheap Older Brother No. 2, the Gravity User: Want to get crushed by gravity, you bastard? The Worried Old Dad, Dao Zhinosuke: You bastard, Gojo Satoru! My Inori is still a kid! Die, you bastard! * [Gojo's Many-Layered Schemes] Since we're partners, we can even do [beep] together, right? We're partners! [Beep], [beep], and [beep] are perfectly normal! I'm so jealous of Inori~ Inori has the world's best partner! * Tenshu Inori has been clung to by a big kitty. The big kitty is full of wicked ideas, but he's pretty and cute. What can Tenshu Inori do? He can only take the spoiled, clingy, willful kitty home. A sweet little romance, pairing: Gojo Satoru Gojo Satoru appears at the end of Chapter 2. [Please note] This story is all about sweetness, with no logic. If you want to avoid out-of-character portrayals, go read the original work instead. I'm a devoted Gojo fan. The kitty is the best! My Gojo is a saint through my rose-tinted glasses. I won't accept comments insulting 5t5. If you want to call Scumbag Gojo names, go read a story where he's actually a scumbag. He's not one in this story. [Upcoming] What Is It Like to Be Raised as a Kid by the Strongest? "You've been cursed, Gojo Satoru." After an overconfident curse user placed a curse on him, a child of about six suddenly fell from the sky. Gojo Satoru caught him instinctively. Silver hair, reddish-gold heterochromia, and a face that looked as if it had been made from the same mold. From every angle, he looked just like Gojo Satoru's... illegitimate son. * The jujutsu world is shaken when Gojo Satoru gets an untalented illegitimate son. Even Suguru Geto, the former leader of the Paradise Cult who defected, comes back to watch the spectacle. Gojo Satoru: Look! This is my son! Isn't he cute? Proud.JPG Cult Leader Geto: These days, even Gojo can have a son. If you live long enough, you'll see everything. No wonder this false world can't make me smile from the heart. The humanoid wish-granting technique activates Cult Leader Geto loses his mind: Ahahahaha, Gojo-chan, let's go catch jellyfish! [Upcoming] The Baseball-Playing Zenin Although he was born into one of the Three Great Families, Zenin Cang was an utterly ordinary person. Neglected and despised, Zenin Cang drifted through life like a puddle of mud. But after leaving the Zenin family with the help of his cousin Gojo Satoru, Zenin Cang found a reason to live. The dazzling, blazing sun on the pitcher's mound said to him, "Cang, follow me. Let's go to Koshien together!" The arrogant king, determined to dominate the country, had invited him. Zenin Cang couldn't refuse. Zenin Cang tightened his grip on the baseball bat. "Ming, I'll answer you with my hits. Let's stand at the top together and enjoy our victory!" * To Ming: When I heard you say, "I want to go to Koshien with you," I was so happy. I've never told you this, but you're the best pitcher in my heart. Through you, I saw a world beyond becoming a jujutsu sorcerer, and that encouraged me so much. Thanks to you, I had the best three years of my life. I'm so glad I met you during the confusing years of my youth! Please keep walking with me. Let's become the world's best pitcher and batter together. I'll stand behind you, scoring runs for you nonstop and becoming your best partner. Respectfully, Zenin Cang Theme: Fill the world with love