It's All Kakashi's Fault for Being So Handsome

[Content warning: Chapters 60, 61, 62, and 69, and chapters 71-86, contain Fullmetal Alchemist content]

Please check out my upcoming novels~ "I Have One Trillion in Savings" and "I Was Cursed by Gojo Satoru"

--My sneaky little chicken has a crush on me!

Whenever I'm in danger, he rushes to the front to take a blade for me and shed his blood. He's trying to get my attention!

Whenever he talks to me, he acts like he couldn't care less, but keeps sneaking glances at me. He wants to get with me!

Whenever I'm hurt, he's always the first to show up, bandage me, and give me CPR. He's taking advantage of me!

When I want to destroy the world and build a new one, he grabs my hand and says he'll take me home. He just likes me!

That white-haired, mask-wearing delinquent Jonin is such a scheming boy!

Who gets someone to fall for them and then just leaves them hanging? Sneaky little chicken?! To hell with your sneaky little chicken! Do you think about sneaking around with your little chicken? I may not have studied much, but you can't fool me!

Qing Shui Mingwu smiled, holding a Tailed Beast Bomb powerful enough to blow up the Earth thirty thousand times: Sixth Hokage, it's time to choose!

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Qing Shui Mingwu once had a dream. He wanted to bring peace to this world, a peaceful world where no one would ever experience war or darkness.

The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki looked up at him with big, watery blue eyes. "So, Mingwu Nisan, are you planning to become Hokage?! That's a great choice! I won't lose to you, either!"

Qing Shui Mingwu smiled. "I just want to destroy this world. Everyone will suffer. That childish dream could never come true. So everyone might as well die!"

The Nine-Tails Jinchuriki burst into tears. His black-haired sneaky little chicken pulled him behind himself and glared fiercely at Qing Shui Mingwu.

The white-haired delinquent ninja tapped him on the head.

"Hahaha! Scared you, didn't I? Just kidding!"

Years later, the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki wiped away his tears and clutched Sasuke's Konoha forehead protector, his face fierce. "Mingwu Nisan, if I destroy this world, will Sasuke come stop me?"

"Hey, hey! Don't go changing the character settings whenever you feel like it! No way! Forget it! You're not the villain type!"

[Coming Soon] "I Have One Trillion in Savings"

After transmigrating into a book countless times, Qu Rou finally returned to the real world with her billions of points. But a System bug caused her to lose her memories, and when the redemption period ended, her billions of points were automatically exchanged for money.

The System automatically filled in the gaps in her logic--

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Twenty-five-year-old Qu Rou wasn't doing well. She had all the exhaustion of a 24/7 corporate drone, but none of the salary. Forced to work late nights and keep an erratic schedule, she had neither money nor a healthy body.

One morning, after finishing a 72-hour shift without sleep, she was at risk of dropping dead at any moment when a lawyer in a suit knocked on her door. "Hello, Ms. Qu Rou. We have a trillion-dollar inheritance here that requires your signature."

Qu Rou: ?!!!!!

Money can solve 99.99 percent of your problems. Qu Rou immediately started living the carefree, happy life of a wealthy woman with no worries. Even the world-merger event in a world where she hadn't scored 100 on the beginner's task couldn't interrupt her blissful life of doing nothing in luxury.

The real and fake heiresses

Fake heiress: "I've had more than twenty years to build a bond with Mom and Dad. I don't ask for anything else. I just hope you'll let me have the chance to repay them for raising me."

The Lin parents: "It's not that we don't love you, but Tangtang is still young. We can't let her lose face. We'll tell people you're our adopted daughter, and you'll have everything Tangtang has. You're in your twenties now, so surely you can understand how we feel as parents?"

Qu Rou: "Sorry, could you take a number first? So many people call me Dad. Your approach is pretty novel, but it's still just another case of claiming a family connection that isn't there. Here, number 250250250 should suit you just fine."

The stand-in and the white moonlight

CEO: "When you smile, you don't look like her at all! Where's your professional dedication as a stand-in?!"

Qu Rou: "Your work ethic is absolutely terrible. Where's your professionalism as an employee?! Starting tomorrow, don't come to the company anymore. Xiao Li, call security and cancel his access card."

The rich couple comparison

Sweet, doting rich couple: Million-yuan jewelry, ten-million-yuan sports cars, hundred-million-yuan mansions, a beautiful actress and her devoted CEO husband.

Single rich woman Qu Rou and her seven personal assistants: "I'm bored. Let's play My World: Island Tycoon. We'll buy an island, invest tens of billions, and recruit players for a 'full-dive game.' The first player to complete the entire world achievement collection gets a seven-star hotel worth a billion yuan."

Fake rich people: Fighting until they bleed over a ten-billion-yuan investment.

Real rich woman Qu Rou: "It's only two months' interest. Why are you arguing over something so trivial?"

If spending a hundred billion doesn't make me happy, I'll spend ten hundred billion!

I'm just an ordinary world richest person with a little bit of unremarkable money power.

After the full manuscript is finished, I'll start "I Was Cursed by Gojo Satoru"

Love is the most twisted curse of all. Gojo Inai has borne the world's most powerful curse ever since he was born.

Born as twins, one opened his eyes to a future of limitless promise, with everyone's hopes resting on him. The other had weak cursed energy and a frail constitution. As the "weakness" of the Child of God, countless people wanted him gone.

"Inai-chan, we'll be together forever." Gojo Satoru held his little brother's hand, his azure eyes reflecting the boy's image. "I will always love you."

--Those words became the most wicked curse of all.

Before his technique was discovered, Gojo Inai was the greatest weakness of the Gojo clan's Child of God, and countless people wanted him dead. Once his technique was discovered, he became the source of greed that the entire jujutsu world competed for. Kill him, and any wish could come true.

[Record--December 6, 1996, outskirts of Kyoto

Gojo Satoru refused to let Gojo Inai die, and cursed him.

The Special Grade Imaginary Curse, Gojo Inai, was born.]

Gojo Inai. Cursed Technique: [Equivalent Exchange]. The amount of the price paid determines how satisfactory the result will be.

I will exchange my body, cursed energy, soul, memories, emotions, and the meaning of my existence--everything I have...

Target: Gojo Satoru

Effects: 1. Ten billion in luck

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