Smashing Through Black Dazai's Love Life

[Please add my upcoming stories, When Dr. Mori Is Bound to the Yokohama Hospital System and The Gogol Who Fell in Love with Me] During the Dragon Head War, Oda Sakunosuke found a strange child: weak, pitiful, and solitary, who secretly wrote gender-swapped fanfiction about the Bandage-Wearing Weirdo. Fortunately, the child's two dads soon showed up. "So, which of you is really Duskfrost-sensei's father?" "I am." "Get lost. I'm her father." Right in front of Oda Sakunosuke, Yokohama's two major ability-user organizations, the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency, fought over custody of the child. That's when he learned that, oh, the girl was the daughter of both organizations' leaders. Armed Detective Agency: Detective Kitty: "Trust me, detectives can do anything. Raising a little sister is no problem." Detective Kitty: "That's right. All she needs is ice cream, strawberry daifuku, and cotton candy." Oda Sakunosuke: "..." No, he didn't think that would be enough. Port Mafia: Nasty Old Lady AI: "As the leader's daughter, she must naturally devote everything to the organization." Nasty Old Lady AI: "Her marriage will, of course, be the optimal solution." Oda Sakunosuke: "..." This dad really is the worst...! They're both ability-user organizations that can solve cases, win fights, and save the world, so how could they be so hopeless at raising a child? Oda Sakunosuke was truly exhausted. "You really don't know how to raise a child, do you?" Content warnings: 1. A short to medium-length story, paired with a healing-type man, one-on-one romance, happy ending. 2. When the female lead appears, her mental age is already 24. The adoption ends after the Mimic incident, and she only begins dating after turning 18. Please don't read if this bothers you. 3. After transmigrating, the female lead is the daughter of the former Double Black duo, but the two men are not romantically involved. --- Upcoming Story: The Gogol Who Fell in Love with Me --- A girl kicked a stone by the river and said sulkily, "I don't want you to be my boyfriend, okay?" Gogol was shocked. What? He didn't have the freedom to be this woman's boyfriend? No way. For freedom...! - Many years later, the Demon and Gogol reunited. The Demon was utterly stunned. Meanwhile, Gogol, living a cozy life with his wife and child, fell into deep thought: Had I been played? --- Upcoming Story: When Dr. Mori Is Bound to the Yokohama Hospital System --- "Main objective: Help the Host, Mori Ogai, become the leader of Yokohama M___." The data was corrupted. After scanning the Host's environment, System NCXT54 confidently filled in the blank: Medical Institution leader. The new Host was weak and pitiful, and had terrible medical skills. But no matter. This System would surely help you become the god of the new world. But Mori Ogai soon figured out how the System worked: "Look, I need money to become a famous doctor, right?" And just like that, glittering gems and gold coins appeared in a blinding flash. "Look, I need subordinates to become a famous doctor, right?" And just like that, the organization grew, gathering all kinds of talented people. "Look, I want to become a famous doctor, but people keep disturbing the peace in Yokohama..." And just like that, the invading organizations vanished overnight, and Yokohama's happiness index soared. The only thing that didn't quite fit was this: The System pulled out enough documents to fill an entire room and enthusiastically told Mori Ogai that now, aside from studying hard, nothing stood in the way of his becoming the leader of a medical institution. Mori Ogai: "..." Mori Ogai: "...You were actually serious!" Theme: Good people get good things in return