Copywriting: [Put the advance collection at the bottom~]
As a war correspondent, Duan Xingbai dreams of being a salted fish that can be fed and raised by others when he wakes up.
Then he traveled through time.
He became the legendary fourth prince of a certain dynasty who was raised in a Taoist temple for fourteen years as a "stupid and lacking in wisdom".
Duan Xingbai thought he was taking a palace battle script. After all, what does it mean to be a "silly" prince living in the royal family? It means that as long as you don't work hard, you can be a happy salted fish - the kind that eats royal food!
Ever since.
Duan Xingbai, who was welcomed back to the palace without fighting or grabbing, was welcomed back by all the princes:
The eldest prince: "Fourth brother is really a considerate and good brother."
Second Prince: "Keep it!"
Third Prince: "I agree with the eldest brother."
Fifth Prince: "Hehe."
Duan Xingbai, who consciously reached a consensus with his brothers that he would definitely be able to live a salty life in the future, accidentally discovered that his cronies were working harder and harder one day.
He originally wanted to persuade his cronies not to follow him, but to rush to the Ming Lord early - the kind that any prince other than him could do.
"? Your Highness, haven't you decided to ascend the throne? If we don't work hard, how can we share your worries in the future!" A certain confidant who also wanted to be a salty fish said wearing a mask of pain.
Duan Xingbai: "..."
Duan Xingbai: "Come here and explain your words to me clearly."
Then.
Duan Xingbai understood.
This throne is both hot and hot.
If he doesn't work hard, he will really be given the throne collectively by other hard-working brothers who don't want to ascend the throne.
Version two:
Q: Have you ever risked your life for anything?
Answer: Thank you for the invitation. I am working hard not to ascend the throne.
"Father! Sons and ministers like men!" Duan Xingbai gritted his teeth and howled when the important ministers gathered together and the princes and emperors gathered together.
It is impossible for a prince with cut sleeves to ascend the throne!
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Duan Xingbai thought so, but neither the emperor nor the princes nor the important officials in the court seemed to have heard it.
Duan Xingbai thought his voice was too soft and no one heard him, so he repeated it again.
"I heard it, I heard it. No matter what the matter, I don't care if you like a bear." The father of a certain cheap emperor waved his hand impatiently, "Don't bring your son and daughter... Son's personal affairs to the Jinluan Palace. Didn't you see that everyone is busy?"
Duan Xingbai: "..."
Oh.
I'm so sorry.
Or should I leave?
#How did this strange dynasty last for so many generations without closing down#
#Why don't you follow the script of the palace drama#
#Tired, destroy it, I can't be a salted fish and you can't even think about it! #
Demining: The setting is that no one wants to ascend the throne. If you want to watch a serious palace fighting drama, you can leave. The setting is as private as a mountain. The protagonist goes smoothly without being abusive. In the time-travel story, we talk about convincing people with 'virtue'.
Important points: Fat friends who don't like this article can retreat in time and just click the cross. You and I are not meant to be together. It depends on the book. Maybe you and I will meet again in a certain book. There is no need to dwell on a book that you don't love~
Ps: My little chubby friends can click into the column to directly bookmark this article or search for the author's name. I love you (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭Remember to bookmark the author~
Pre-receipt: "What's wrong with just wanting to catch a fish"
Copywriting:
Gu Mumu, who likes fishing, is a poor little man who has no reputation in fishing forums.
While others come back with a full harvest from fishing, he has never caught a fish larger than the size of a palm.
But for him, he just doesn't believe in evil, and he doesn't do all the fancy stuff that fishing guys do, chanting spells and consecrating fishing rods. He firmly believes that as long as he perseveres, sooner or later he will be able to catch a fish bigger than the fish caught by the strongest king in the entire forum!
Ever since.
One day, the first shot came down - so heavy! It must be a big fish!
Gu Mumu's eyes lit up instantly.
However, what was caught was:
"Oh, you caught me, and I will be your fish from now on~ I ask for a little basil leaves to be added to the fish food, otherwise I won't eat it~"
Plop.
Gu Mumu unceremoniously kicked the strange guy he caught, whose upper body was a human and lower body was a fish, who claimed to be a beautiful mermaid from the West, back into the sea.
Want to trick him into eating the bait? Don't even think about it! He downloaded the national anti-fraud app!
The next day.
Another shot was thrown down - so heavy! It must be a big fish!
Gu Mumu's eyes lit up again.
However.
"Did you make this bait yourself? It's really delicious. Oh, by the way, you caught me and I will be yours from now on..."
Before he finished speaking, Gu Mumu pushed this guy who was wearing gauze and looked really beautiful and claimed to be a local shark man back into the sea.
Want to trick him into eating the bait? Don't even think about it! ! He downloaded the national anti-fraud app!
Then it's the third day, the fourth day, the fifth day...
"Brave young man, are you fishing for this Golden River God, this Galaxy God, or me, an ordinary River God?"
"I also think this bait is good. There is no false propaganda in the forum communication~ Boy, do you want to spend a happy night with me? Hey, hey, hey, don't kick me, I'm a dragon!"
"Can you put more chili pepper in the bait? Oh, by the way, my name is Leviathan, a young man from the East. Let's make friends!"
More and more strange creatures were caught, but the big fish Gu Mumu wanted never appeared.
Until one day, he fished out a man named Hades wearing a black cloak.
"Now that you have caught Pluto, you are Pluto's (me) person." Hades said calmly while pulling Gu Mumu's fishing rod.
"..."
"You should be more confident!" Gu Mumu threw the fishing rod angrily and shook his mobile phone crazily, "You are an anti-fraud app, why didn't you remind me before fishing?! I want the fish, I want the fish, I want the big fish. What are the things that are caught here!"
Later, Gu Mumu found out that he had been deceived by an anti-phishing website and downloaded a fake national anti-fraud app.
#Have you downloaded the national anti-fraud app today#
#You must download the national anti-fraud app from formal channels#
Intention: The world is so big, if you don't work hard, how can you have time to go around?
When I saw Tiantian and the investors, my heart almost stopped! !
Finished spreading flowers! ~~~I've finished it!
It feels like Gouzi's writing skills are getting better and better! (The knives are getting harder and harder)
_(:3 ⌒?)_ From academy to pen fairy to ascending to the throne (fishing and chasing ing next door) The writing style is as interesting as ever. One thing to say. I originally skipped the infrastructure and went fishing. I really read the copy and thought it was a basic infrastructure construction palace battle article. But the whole experience was like a novice. The script runs away from home. I didn't expect to see Teacher Yang and Taohua Tianzhenjun appear. (This melon is so fragrant
This is one of the books that has made me cry a lot so far. (Howling fishing next door doesn't count)
All in all! ! Spread flowers to Gouzi Da Da~~ Come on Gou Zi Da Da! ~
From Taotao Lingling Thank You to Tutu, I've looked at it bit by bit! I was really in a hurry to catch up on the update, so I held back for a year or two without watching it. When I opened Good Guys, I was already so fat! Not only do I like the story of this book, but I also particularly like the reappearance of people from previous books and the reunion of old friends~
Gouzi, in the new year, I hope you can work hard to be a Gouzi who updates 30,000 times a day. My life is very tiring. When I get older, I like to be lively and happy. Gouzi, you have to work hard... So when will the new book be released? ? ?
And Gouzi, wake up, you have almost forgotten Big Eyes Zai... If you open a piecemeal collection, do you know that your Big Eyes Zai account has been dusted? Do you think I will still believe your bullshit? ? ? ? [Sneer jpg]
After finishing spreading the flowers, woo woo woo, let Gouzi express his feelings~ Let's create a collection of oddities (face covering JPG) Weibo is really not that useful... I wish them all the best in the book~ I also hope Gouzi is healthy, and express his feelings JPG
Doctor Hua Luan and Uncle Er Wang's chief supervisor are a couple (look at the JPG out of curiosity)
Respecting the supreme nobility means every day. Oh, who doesn't like Tiantian's big baby~
Gouzi, why is your completion mark still so different? Why has it turned green again? Gouzi, what have you experienced? Why are you so green?
First of all, I wish you a happy new year! Then, there is only one sentence in your writing that I disagree with. Everything in your article is sweet! Where do you put Baicaomen? Where do you put the thank you and the happiness! Where do you put the little peach blossom? Ah!
However, the next one is Diaoyu Jian(*??ω`?)っ[Gong Xi Fa Cai]
I also need to write a side story! No less!
Finished reading! Come and leave a mark! I like rabbits, home and everything is happy!
When I saw Tiantian and the investors, my heart almost stopped! !
Finished spreading flowers! ~~~I've finished it! It feels like Gouzi's writing skills are getting better and better! (The knives are getting harder and harder) _(:3 ⌒?)_ From academy to pen fairy to ascending to the throne (fishing and chasing ing next door) The writing style is as interesting as ever. One thing to say. I originally skipped the infrastructure and went fishing. I really read the copy and thought it was a basic infrastructure construction palace battle article. But the whole experience was like a novice. The script runs away from home. I didn't expect to see Teacher Yang and Taohua Tianzhenjun appear. (This melon is so fragrant This is one of the books that has made me cry a lot so far. (Howling fishing next door doesn't count) All in all! ! Spread flowers to Gouzi Da Da~~ Come on Gou Zi Da Da! ~
From Taotao Lingling Thank You to Tutu, I've looked at it bit by bit! I was really in a hurry to catch up on the update, so I held back for a year or two without watching it. When I opened Good Guys, I was already so fat! Not only do I like the story of this book, but I also particularly like the reappearance of people from previous books and the reunion of old friends~
Gouzi, in the new year, I hope you can work hard to be a Gouzi who updates 30,000 times a day. My life is very tiring. When I get older, I like to be lively and happy. Gouzi, you have to work hard... So when will the new book be released? ? ? And Gouzi, wake up, you have almost forgotten Big Eyes Zai... If you open a piecemeal collection, do you know that your Big Eyes Zai account has been dusted? Do you think I will still believe your bullshit? ? ? ? [Sneer jpg]
After finishing spreading the flowers, woo woo woo, let Gouzi express his feelings~ Let's create a collection of oddities (face covering JPG) Weibo is really not that useful... I wish them all the best in the book~ I also hope Gouzi is healthy, and express his feelings JPG
Doctor Hua Luan and Uncle Er Wang's chief supervisor are a couple (look at the JPG out of curiosity)
Respecting the supreme nobility means every day. Oh, who doesn't like Tiantian's big baby~
Gouzi, why is your completion mark still so different? Why has it turned green again? Gouzi, what have you experienced? Why are you so green?
First of all, I wish you a happy new year! Then, there is only one sentence in your writing that I disagree with. Everything in your article is sweet! Where do you put Baicaomen? Where do you put the thank you and the happiness! Where do you put the little peach blossom? Ah! However, the next one is Diaoyu Jian(*??ω`?)っ[Gong Xi Fa Cai] I also need to write a side story! No less!
Finished reading! Come and leave a mark! I like rabbits, home and everything is happy!