The Healing Artist Was Matched with a Human Weapon
Updated at midnight, posted from the scheduled drafts! Going VIP on the first. Three chapters will be combined then. Thank you all for your support!
Gentle, frail artist bottom x domineering, unhinged top
Si Nuo transmigrates into the body of a sickly weakling who gets winded after just a few steps. Since he's so useless, he can never find a suitable match and is mocked as a loser.
Then one of his paintings saves a military academy student whose mental powers have run amok, pulling him back from the brink of death.
Everyone wants to know who he is.
It's said that all powerful people ranked S or higher will eventually suffer a mental storm and die in madness. It's a curse branded upon them.
As a 3S-rank, Guan Xingchen has long been prepared to die. Just like his father and older brother, he only hopes to die for a worthy cause.
Then he sees a field of sunflowers blooming across the wilderness. At that moment, his cold body seems to regain its warmth.
Next, he receives a notification from the matching system. After the 233rd attempt, the System has finally found a suitable wife for him, a lifelong bachelor.
The entire military district is in an uproar!
Si Nuo sees the name on the match notification and feels his whole world collapse.
Rumor has it Guan Xingchen is a human weapon. The battlefields he fights on are often like hellish pits awash in blood, and he himself is ferocious and hideous...
Si Nuo: Can I refuse this marriage?
Guan Xingchen: What do you think?
Next book:
The Beauty with Skin Hunger Begs for Hugs Online
Soft, sweet, sickly beauty bottom x steady, gentle, jealous top
Ning Ye shot to fame as a teenager and is widely acknowledged as a beauty in the industry. But whether in public or in private, he's a cool guy. His clear eyes are like cold stars at midnight, and when he lifts his chin, there's a natural hint of mockery. His fans love calling him Master Ning!
No one knows he suffers from skin hunger. His apparent coldness is just a helpless defense. Whenever night falls and all is quiet, he stares at a poster, longing for that person's embrace.
A travel-themed variety show invites him as a guest. The instant Ning Ye sees that person step out of a car, his heart races and his ears ring. Everything around him goes quiet, and only one person remains in his eyes.
The cool guy, always cold and indifferent, blushes for the first time on a livestream.
Lu Yanchi is a hugely popular award-winning actor who has never appeared on a variety show. On the day of his variety show debut, he steps out of the car and meets a pair of clear black eyes. Before he can say a word, the young man across from him suddenly turns and runs away.
Lu Yanchi, who gets along with everyone: Does he hate me?
Later, somewhere the cameras can't see, the young man stands before him, face flushed and tears glistening in his dark eyes, looking helpless and pitiful. His voice catches as he asks, "Sniff... could you hug me?"
In that instant, Lu Yanchi feels as if something has struck his heart!
Hug you, hug you, hug you! I'd give you my life!
One-on-one, both virgins, top dotes on bottom, sweet, sweet, sweet!
Upcoming: My Blind Date Is Filthy Rich. Please add it to your reading list!
Ever since Xie Xiao was little, his grandfather told him he was destined to be rich and successful. But even after his grandfather passed away, Xie Xiao was still dirt poor. Then an app called Nonhuman Dating appeared on his phone.
For the money, he went on a blind date with an older single male demon.
The receptionist told him he was lucky: he was the 438th person to be matched with this male demon. If he could win the demon over, not only would he enjoy a vast fortune, but their agency would also give him an award for helping others!
Xie Xiao said: Sure, sure. It's all for the money.
Then he met his blind date, the popular award-winning actor Jin Mantang (Ao Yi).
After that, he woke up every day in a bed over 200 square meters in size, drove to the bathroom to wash up, and traveled by private jet. He could buy any thousand-million-yuan watch he wanted, and every shopping trip had to cost at least tens of millions, or it wouldn't suit his lofty status...
All because his husband said the first requirement for being together was learning how to spend money.
Xie Xiao said: A sweet burden.
As an older single male demon, Ao Yi has heard the rumors in the demon realm: if he doesn't find a compatible partner and form a bond soon, he may soon disappear from this world, where spiritual energy grows ever thinner.
Ao Yi says he has lived long enough anyway.
He has never lacked for anything others go without. Money is just a number to him. The happiest time of his life was when he was little, when his powers were weak and he still had something to long for. Now he lies around all day while his bank balance keeps growing.
So what he wants in a partner isn't good looks or a distinguished background. They just have to know how to spend money.
Unfortunately, no one has managed to meet this tiny requirement. Ah, it's exhausting.
(The demons next door: Thanks for reminding us how ordinary we are.)
Later, Xie Xiao and Ao Yi are lucky enough to appear together on a dating variety show. At this point, they've known each other for only three days.
The host holds a microphone out to Xie Xiao: What does Actor Jin like best?
Xie Xiao answers without hesitation: He likes diamonds best, especially multi-faceted ones.
After all, the house is covered in diamonds, and even the full-length mirror has diamonds set around all four sides, dazzling enough to blind you!
Ao Yi:! He really understands me~
Later, at their wedding, Xie Xiao struggles to raise the hand wearing a diamond ring the size of an egg and smiles at the camera, his face full of happiness.
Netizens sneer: He must have married him for his money. I don't believe this is true love!
Xie Xiao agrees: That's right, it was for the money!
Ao Yi smiles: I don't mind. I'm rich!
P.S.
1. Both virgins, devoted to each other, one-on-one.
2. This is a silly comedy. Don't scrutinize the details.
3. If you don't like it, click away. No need to tell me. I'll delete comments that make people uncomfortable.
4. Let's understand and respect one another, and get along peacefully. *Bows*
5. Artist: Bihai Chaosheng Quan Cun
Their love story proves it: Money really did make the first move!
Theme: Strive forward and never stop working hard.