Copywriting: [This article does not allude to any reality. This article has avoided all reality. This article does not involve any relevant history. Even the word "human" has been changed by the author to the word "rabbit" throughout this article. The entire article is nonsense. Please do not make any comparisons with reality. It is for entertainment only.
Good news: Ye Yunlou has traveled through time.
Bad news: He has entered a three-thousand-story book of sadomasochism in which he loves her, she loves him, and he loves him again.
Good news: Ye Yunlou decided to stay away from the storyline.
Bad news: The script rejected Ye Yunlou's application to stay away, and told the other party that you are now a king, and you must fight to the end.
Good news: Ye Yunlou is a passerby.
Bad news: The butterfly fluttered its wings, and the protagonist, villain, and cannon fodder all noticed King Yu jumping up and down to eat melons.
Good news: Ye Yunlou single-handedly changed the storyline of sadomasochism.
Bad news: The changes have gone too far, and the story of sadistic love has turned into a script about a bunch of idiots gathering to eat melons.
At the end.
"I'm so stupid, really, how can there be a free meal in this world?"
"How about we cry somewhere else? I think the bedroom is fine."
"I want to be quiet."
"Just miss me, who is Jingjing?"
"... Climb."
"I really want to climb, but the review doesn't agree."
Ye Yunlou in the early stage: My fate is up to me.
Ye Yunlou in the later period: Can you give me a chance to regret it?
"Loulou, look at this golden cage, it completely matches your aesthetics."
"... I'm just kidding. It's impossible to regret it, and it's impossible to beat me to death. Don't pull my clothes, the review is watching you."
The copy was established on February 26, 2023, and was inspired by the author himself who suddenly wanted to take a bite of home-grown food.
Demining: There are a lot of private settings, the protagonist is smooth sailing and not abusive at all. Don't ask about logic. Without logic, it is all nonsense, and there is no conspiracy. The whole process is nonsense because I am a dog and I am just talking nonsense.
Key point: Fat friends who don't like this article can retreat in time and just click the cross. You and I are not meant to be together. It depends on the book. Maybe you and I will meet in a certain book. There is no need to dwell on a book that you don't love~
Let's hit the key points: The world is so beautiful, so smile more.
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Copywriting:
At the beginning, Xia Mian, who had just entered the dungeon, was determined to be a high-quality and emotionally intelligent player who could live long enough to retire from the dungeon smoothly.
As a rookie, you have to grow secretly when no one is paying attention. Don't be shy or panic when someone is paying attention. When you should pretend to be a boss, pretend to be a boss. If you say you are a newbie, you will be a newbie immediately. You must remember that the identity in the game copy is given by yourself, and strive to be an old player who can surprise everyone/strange when you finally retire.
The main focus is to be an actor who becomes strong when encountering strong situations and becomes weak when encountering weak situations. His strength is unknown.
This is how Xia Mian sets goals for herself.
But the reality is.
"Xia Mian? I'm lucky enough to have downloaded the same dungeon as him. All I can say is don't get close to him, or you will become unlucky."
"Failure to pass the level is just bad luck, and there is a high probability that there will be a buffer of several dungeons. But Xia Mian, he wants everyone to die together... What I am talking about is that the three parties, the person, the weird and the dungeons, will die together."
"He is very fine, but I just want to say back off."
"Did you see the only requirement for our next team battle dungeon recruitment? Xia Mian and dogs are not allowed to join the team."
Dungeon players' impressions of Xia Mian: Suspected to be a player harvester carefully cultivated by the monster camp, negative reviews.
"Welcome new players... Why are you here again? Don't you understand what a sense of margin is?"
"Garbage aestivation, even deceptive."
"Compared to you, I can be regarded as a representative of the beautiful and kind-hearted."
The impression of Xia Mian by the strange people in the dungeon: It is suspected to be a strange and powerful weapon carefully cultivated by the player camp, and the review is negative.
"Being able to clear the game will grant you a wish. What wish do you wish for?"
"I used to think that I could retire from dungeons, but now I feel like I can do it again. I feel that I can borrow another five hundred years from the game and continue to play dungeons for five hundred years - one of me and the game has to go first, so why can't I inherit the legacy of the game?"
Game: Get out, get out of here together with this beast next to you.
The copywriting was established on July 6, 2024.
PS: The copywriting is a pain in the ass, please bear with me and I will revise it.
To put it simply, you won't suffer any loss if you click to collect. My brain is online the whole time this time~
The copywriting was established on July 6, 2024.
PS: The copywriting is a pain in the ass, please bear with me and I will revise it.
To put it simply, you won't suffer any loss if you click to collect. My brain is online the whole time this time~
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Mission: We must persevere in the face of adversity and we will eventually see the dawn of victory.
Sweet and romantic love is beautiful, but a condition that goes both ways is even more interesting.
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Gouzi, please let me go, damn it!
The cycle comes again and again, the years are long, and everyone wants to live long!
NO Gouzi, we need to link up! I really like the linkage! The linkage gives me a feeling that everyone is living happily in a world that we cannot see. It makes me feel that the end of each book is not a farewell, but that they have gone on to live their own lives. They will always appear suddenly in other books to say "hi" to us, and then hold each other's paws and rush to new stories and new encounters. So when Gouzi finished your article, I never felt that sense of loss, because I knew that we would meet them again. That's why I really like collaborations [crying]
Did you see it? ! ! Our ancestor Lu Hong only plays high-end games! ! ! This is the biggest boss blown up! ! ! Hahahahahaha I laughed more and more crazily. The dog got up and added more! ! ! Get up and add more! ! ! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !
Gouzi, the biggest problem is not that you have the same world view, but that you cause trouble so frequently that we need to be wary! ! ! Promise me, be more honest next time and don't bury the knife, okay [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy]
What about the rogue content? What about the content? Is there any plot that the distinguished VIP members cannot watch [angry][angry][angry]
High EQ: Brand new setting! The plots are all independent! Set sail!
Low EQ: I want to create a brand new world based on the script! Who else can control me! No! No! Insidious laughter jpg.
Gouzi, lock your brain, you can innovate but you can't create flight! ! ! Damn it, I can't even catch your brain, even if you have traces to follow, you're setting up a new starting point, and I've contracted a hospital in advance! ! ! See you in the new book! Whether you can stew a dog in an iron pot or not depends on you! Knife sharpening jpg.
Wait, Yuan Yuan's life was approved by Ju Ze. Then Yuan Yuan's younger brother, the younger brother who saw the sun and wanted to be the sun, fell in love with Ju Ze? ? ? Oh my god!
Gouzi, it doesn't matter if you have a new setting, it doesn't matter if you set sail and set sail anew, I just want to say, you control your brain... Gouzi, do you know what is the scariest thing in the world? It's unknown.
Now you are talking about a new setting and a new start, but the theme song of Death has been playing in my head... Gouzi, promise me, our brains should be thrown away... Promise me! ! We've known each other for a while, Gouzi, please check your conscience, how many times have you scolded me? ? Gouzi, you only need to remember one setting from beginning to end, that is, you are Tianwang... Gouzi, since you have been transferred, thirty thousand updates a day is not too much, right? You have set sail and set sail anew. How can you fight the sea if you don't stand up? You are a dog who wants to be the Pirate King...
In short, Gouzi, the only thing I ask of you is to remember that you are sweet... This is the only request, the only, the only, the only... [Spread flowers]
... When Gouzi emphasizes something, there must be something wrong. Mr. Lu Hong, are you really not going to look at this contract again? I suspect you have been deceived... Gouzi, look into my eyes, you won't hurt Lu Hongda again, right? Look me in the eyes and answer me... [Milk Tea]
You two big guys, why don't you come to our Mr. Lu Hong to eat for us? Also, Mr. Lu Hong, you are really being tricked, hahahaha
Otherwise, ancestor Lu Hong, let me sing you a song "The Lonely Warrior". I can only help you so far [Close eyes] [Lie down] [Serenity]
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Sweet and romantic love is beautiful, but a condition that goes both ways is even more interesting. Click on the column to collect the new book, giving you a brand new accident scene full of question marks. For details, please click on the column to pre-order. The pre-order of the new book "It's Just Time Travel, Why Are You Panic" starts today ~ refills.
Gouzi, please let me go, damn it! The cycle comes again and again, the years are long, and everyone wants to live long! NO Gouzi, we need to link up! I really like the linkage! The linkage gives me a feeling that everyone is living happily in a world that we cannot see. It makes me feel that the end of each book is not a farewell, but that they have gone on to live their own lives. They will always appear suddenly in other books to say "hi" to us, and then hold each other's paws and rush to new stories and new encounters. So when Gouzi finished your article, I never felt that sense of loss, because I knew that we would meet them again. That's why I really like collaborations [crying]
Did you see it? ! ! Our ancestor Lu Hong only plays high-end games! ! ! This is the biggest boss blown up! ! ! Hahahahahaha I laughed more and more crazily. The dog got up and added more! ! ! Get up and add more! ! ! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! ! !
Gouzi, the biggest problem is not that you have the same world view, but that you cause trouble so frequently that we need to be wary! ! ! Promise me, be more honest next time and don't bury the knife, okay [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy] [let me be healthy]
What about the rogue content? What about the content? Is there any plot that the distinguished VIP members cannot watch [angry][angry][angry] High EQ: Brand new setting! The plots are all independent! Set sail! Low EQ: I want to create a brand new world based on the script! Who else can control me! No! No! Insidious laughter jpg. Gouzi, lock your brain, you can innovate but you can't create flight! ! ! Damn it, I can't even catch your brain, even if you have traces to follow, you're setting up a new starting point, and I've contracted a hospital in advance! ! ! See you in the new book! Whether you can stew a dog in an iron pot or not depends on you! Knife sharpening jpg.
Wait, Yuan Yuan's life was approved by Ju Ze. Then Yuan Yuan's younger brother, the younger brother who saw the sun and wanted to be the sun, fell in love with Ju Ze? ? ? Oh my god!
Gouzi, it doesn't matter if you have a new setting, it doesn't matter if you set sail and set sail anew, I just want to say, you control your brain... Gouzi, do you know what is the scariest thing in the world? It's unknown. Now you are talking about a new setting and a new start, but the theme song of Death has been playing in my head... Gouzi, promise me, our brains should be thrown away... Promise me! ! We've known each other for a while, Gouzi, please check your conscience, how many times have you scolded me? ? Gouzi, you only need to remember one setting from beginning to end, that is, you are Tianwang... Gouzi, since you have been transferred, thirty thousand updates a day is not too much, right? You have set sail and set sail anew. How can you fight the sea if you don't stand up? You are a dog who wants to be the Pirate King... In short, Gouzi, the only thing I ask of you is to remember that you are sweet... This is the only request, the only, the only, the only... [Spread flowers]
... When Gouzi emphasizes something, there must be something wrong. Mr. Lu Hong, are you really not going to look at this contract again? I suspect you have been deceived... Gouzi, look into my eyes, you won't hurt Lu Hongda again, right? Look me in the eyes and answer me... [Milk Tea]
You two big guys, why don't you come to our Mr. Lu Hong to eat for us? Also, Mr. Lu Hong, you are really being tricked, hahahaha
Otherwise, ancestor Lu Hong, let me sing you a song "The Lonely Warrior". I can only help you so far [Close eyes] [Lie down] [Serenity]