After an Arranged Marriage, Two Couch Potatoes Are Forced to Turn Their Lives Around

[This story will be coming out on October 19. Thank you for your support, little angels!~●3●] Among the imperial aristocracy, the verdict on the young master of the Kong family, Kong Huaishu, was: useless, but undeniably beautiful. Kong Huaishu himself was perfectly fine with that. As an Alpha whose animal form was a peacock, he considered beauty the highest praise for a male peacock. That is, until his big brother decided to "make use of the useless" and sent Kong Huaishu off to marry into another family. His intended was called Zhan Yu, a notorious playboy just as famous as him in their social circle. His animal form was a golden eagle, a bird of prey. The onlookers were delighted: "Great, neither of them is any good. Put them together and let them fly off as a pair, instead of harming anyone else. Perfect!" Wait... If they remembered correctly, Zhan Yu was an A too! Unable to resist, Young Master Kong was confined at home and posted for help: How do I get out of an arranged marriage? 1L: You're being forced to marry too? Want to add me as a friend and talk? He never expected that his post would bring him a kindred spirit. The two began sharing advice. Kong Huaishu: Bro, you can climb over the wall! It's five meters tall, but you're a bird, so you won't die if you fall. The other guy: Friend, the L86 heavy motorcycle doesn't have a tracking system until it's certified. Escape your marriage on one of those. It'll be insanely cool! In the end, their blind date was set up at a hospital. Kong Huaishu, with his arm in a sling, and Zhan Yu, with his leg in a cast, stared at each other in silence. The handsome, dashing Alpha raised an eyebrow at Kong Huaishu. "Friend?" Kong Huaishu: "...Bro?" Married life turned out to be unexpectedly fun. Zhan Yu and Kong Huaishu seemed to have an endless supply of shared interests. They played games together, working in perfect sync and holding first place on the two-player leaderboard. They did extreme sports together, reveling in the wind rushing past their fingertips at ten thousand meters, its chill mingling with the scent of each other's pheromones. They followed celebrities together, attending a sweet young star's concert and waving glow sticks from the VIP seats. Until the young star made a move on Kong Huaishu and used drugs to push him into heat. The Alpha's bed was scattered with blue-green tail feathers. Brilliant wings spread from his slender shoulder blades, and a faint blush bloomed at the corners of his eyes. Kong Huaishu half-wrapped himself in his wings, reached out a trembling fingertip, and called Zhan Yu's name in a hoarse, dependent voice. At that moment, Zhan Yu heard his own heartbeat. One beat after another, clear as day. [The bold, dazzling, attention-loving male peacock Alpha bottom] x [The impossibly handsome golden eagle Alpha top who says little] PS: 1. He won't stay useless forever. Our two little birds will grow into strong, fully fledged adults~ 2. The top and bottom both love having fun and spend money like water, but have no bad habits. Both are virgins. [Captured on 2023-4-20] ----Upcoming Story---- After My Dao Companion Died, I Became a Player The Dao companion of Sword Venerable Xie Tanyi died in a natural disaster that nearly brought about the end of the world. He died saving Xie Tanyi, and they said he had died horribly: his soul scattered, with no chance of entering the cycle of reincarnation. The entire cultivation world knew that Xie Tanyi had deeply loved his Dao companion. They had been fellow disciples, and back then Xie Tanyi had ignored the gossip and sworn an oath with his junior brother Ji Yunya in front of the Spirit Pact Stone, vowing to be together and never betray one another in this life. How powerful was the karmic bond of two sincere oaths from cultivators at the Deity Transformation stage? In a single night, the world was adorned in red, clouds blazed in the sky, and phoenix flowers bloomed across half the cultivation world. That magnificent sight still lingered in everyone's minds. They all sighed, thinking that even if Xie Tanyi didn't succumb to cultivation deviation this time, he would probably lose half his life to grief. Yet three days after being widowed, Xie Tanyi appeared in the Demon Realm. A demon whose features resembled Ji Yunya's tugged at Xie Tanyi's sword tassel. The demon was enormous, but shamelessly lowered his voice and whined, calling him Immortal Venerable, you're so handsome. Everyone: Whoa! He's asking to die! But Xie Tanyi merely lifted his silver-white lashes and said softly, "You're handsome too." Everyone: Oh no! Ji Yunya's body isn't even cold yet! Two days later, Xie Tanyi appeared in the Demon Realm again, this time among the demons of the beast world. A snake demon with features resembling Ji Yunya wrapped Xie Tanyi in his long tail, cuddling and embracing him while teasing him, calling him husband over and over. Everyone: Whoa! He doesn't value his life! But Xie Tanyi stroked the ink-black tail and replied quietly, "Mm." Everyone: Oh no! Ji Yunya hasn't even had his seventh-day memorial yet! Two days later, Xie Tanyi appeared in the mortal world. Someone with features... never mind, there's no need to say it again. He seemed to have found a mortal prince to serve as Ji Yunya's substitute. The young boy clung to Xie Tanyi's sleeve, calling him big brother with unmistakable affection. Everyone: Oh no! Ji Yunya hasn't even had his first death anniversary! After that, an abstinent, cold-hearted Buddhist monk and a violent, ruthless Ghost King joined the lavish substitute package. Everyone: Ji Yunya... Forget it. With all those green hats stacked up, he probably died with his eyes wide open. At Xie Tanyi's wedding ceremony with the Demon Venerable, five men fought until the skies changed color. Like five dogs tearing up a house, they nearly demolished half the cultivation world. The ethereal Sword Venerable rubbed his temples and said in a cool, noble voice, something quite unbecoming of him: "Stop fighting. I like all five of you. "To hold your hand is to love you for all my life." As his words fell, phoenix flowers once again stained the horizon red. Everyone: Whoa! Sword Venerable Xie Tanyi is truly the cultivation world's greatest player. [Captured on 2023-9-22] Theme: Don't choose to live your life in defeat. Strive forward and let your light and warmth shine