The Daily Life of a Male Cultivator

Current update: The Dog Sword Cultivator Universe, Book Three: 404 Dorm of Handsome Guys This is the first book in the Dog Sword Cultivator Universe, so please forgive any setting bugs. Highlight: If you came here from the Sword Cultivator story, I strongly recommend reading the final chapter. Trust me! This story also has the same writing style as the Sword Cultivator one. Blurb: In an ordinary city, a group of ordinary Taoist priests lead ordinary lives of cultivation. The sword cultivator master and disciple only want to screw the heavens. Three senior and junior brothers strike poses together, becoming a group of men on top of men. The junior sister, obsessed with crispy roast duck, eats gossip at every meal, too moved to dare move. There's a sexy sect leader going bald in real time, and a little escapade where the cool senior brother heads down the mountain to audition for an idol show. It's all just everyday life for a group of men cultivating immortality. Content warnings: Everyone's a goofball, and everyday life is fun. The modern technology tree is unusual, and there are lots of original worldbuilding choices. Main pairing: master and disciple, first-generation immortal heartthrob master gong x new-generation immortal heartthrob senior brother shou The master is the gong!!!! Secondary pairing: third senior brother x second senior brother Book Two in the Dog Sword Cultivator Universe, complete: Illustrated Guide to Sword Cultivator Behavior The Master's Reckless Youth All right, I admit it: this is still the Dog Sword Cultivator's silly everyday life. Coming up, Book Four in the Dog Sword Cultivator Universe: Illustrated Guide to Sword Cultivator Behavior: Cultivation Edition The fated bond between the master and senior brother. Their love story has an ultra-sweet beginning, according to Pure Love Warrior Scum Third. Book Three in the Dog Sword Cultivator Universe, updating: 404 Dorm of Handsome Guys Tian Ge's dorm life during college. He's not the protagonist, but please bookmark it!!!! Next story's blurb: Gu Hanyuan, a traditional overbearing CEO straight out of a Jinjiang novel. He's cold, he's handsome, his parents are both dead, and he's immensely talented. At a young age, he became the head of a top-tier wealthy family. At eighteen, a car accident broke both his legs, leaving him unable to stand ever again. He became disabled, sinister, and used to getting his way. He became a true villain of the wealthy elite in a wildly popular novel. If only he hadn't opened the door to his assigned dorm on the first day of college... Welcome to Qingbei University's Nonhuman Dorm 404. Here, being brainless isn't a problem, and broken legs don't count as a disability. Just turn out the lights and bring food, and you can take home a healthy body: One: A potion bubbling with green foam, personally brewed by a great mage of the century. Two: An angelic healing spell, at the cost of having the Hallelujah chorus loop in your head for a month. Three: Sign a pact with a demon, become a magical girl, and sell your soul, body, and mind. Gu Hanyuan calmly closed the dorm door. He chose a regular hospital. ------Publicly available information: Dorm 404 residents----- Roommate 1, dorm head, sword cultivator from the Cultivation Institute, Xie Tian Roommate 2, great mage, mixed-blood prince from the Mathematics Institute, Luo Li Roommate 3, bald monk, monk from the School of Literature, Wuyuan Roommate 4, exchange student from Heaven, angel from the Physics Institute, Luxi Roommate 5, exchange student from Hell, demon from the Medical Institute, Asmodeus Roommate 6, rich heir from Jinjiang, overbearing CEO from the Finance Department, Gu Hanyuan Theme: Lighthearted everyday life