The Cult Leader's Wife on Blackwood Cliff [Wuxia Crossover]

Gu Ke Ci retired from the Lord God’s Space. The great demon king had eaten too many tough morsels, and after retirement, his appetite had gone soft. He carefully picked the wildest beauty of all and headed to Blackwood Cliff. His opening move was to recommend himself to the Eastern Leader, competing with the leader’s seven concubines for the position of his wife. Eastern Leader: “I have no need of a man for a wife.” With the skill of a true professional, Gu Ke Ci raised a hand to twirl his hair, his voice suddenly turning sweet and coquettish. “I can wear women’s clothes, too~” People who retire from the Lord God’s Space tend to have a few quirks. The great demon king Gu Ke Ci can only sleep in extremely dangerous places. So, while the followers of Blackwood Cliff trembled in terror beneath the Eastern Leader’s chilly, oppressive presence Gu Ke Ci was fast asleep under the broad desk: bliss.jpg Retiree Gu Ke Ci doesn’t want to work hard. He just wants to laze around. But to eat well, drink well, and live a carefree life, his rice bowl has to be ironclad, sturdy, and long-lasting! Followers of the Divine Sun-Moon Cult: May the Divine Sun-Moon Cult endure for a thousand autumns and ten thousand generations, and unify the martial world! Gu Ke Ci: rolls over, pulls up the blanket, and warmly invites the leader to lie down with him.jpg It wasn’t until the great sects attacked Blackwood Cliff to besiege the Eastern Leader that Gu Ke Ci realized someone was trying to kick away his rice bowl. Looking around at the fallen martial arts experts, Gu Ke Ci, dressed in a skirt, let a blush bloom at the corners of his eyes and asked softly, “Who was it just now who said they wanted my husband dead?” Kick someone’s rice bowl, and Heaven will strike you down. Get it? Eastern Leader: thoughtful.jpg Later, Gu Ke Ci cut every matchmaker’s thread tied to his rice bowl and used a bundle of thick red thread to knit the Eastern Leader a brilliantly scarlet scarf. Reader’s Guide ☆ The CP is the Eastern Leader, reborn from the original story. More or less, this is a story about shamelessly living off the leader. (Not really.) ☆ The wildest beauty, living off the toughest rice bowl. ☆ The wife can draw the leader’s eyebrows and even dress up as a woman alongside him! His professional skills are top-notch! (Loudly!) ☆ [Not recommended for readers with extreme character preferences of any kind]. There are thousands of novels on Jinjiang. If this one doesn’t suit you, just move on to another. A plug for my Wuxia Crossover male-lead advance notice, “You Still Want to See Me Bloom?” CP: Hua Man Lou. Go straight to my author page! They say there’s a flower shop where anyone who happens upon it can take away a seed, and if that seed sprouts and blooms, it will grant one wish. When the Seventh Young Master Hua accidentally wandered into the shop, he discovered he could hear the thoughts of the flowers, plants, and seeds. He picked out an autistic seed, pitifully tucked away in a corner. Though the seed always gave him the feeling of “Don’t come near me.” Fu Hui He: “...That one’s a dead seed. It won’t grow.” The refined young gentleman smiled. “But I like it.” The seed itself, Fu Hui He: “...” Dear customer, the shopkeeper isn’t part of the sale. Please put him down. Thank you. * Fu Hui He never thought this customer could really grow him. After he was sold, all he could do was stare speechlessly at the sprout shooting up from the flowerpot. Meanwhile, the gentle, refined gentleman who had planted him was still fretting. “Why hasn’t it bloomed, even after more than a year? Is it sick?” Fu Hui He, sprawled nearby, choked on a mouthful of spiritual mist, coughing so hard that the pipe in his hand nearly fell to the ground. What the heck? You want to see... see me bloom?! Reader’s Guide: ★ Not your typical shopkeeping story. The relationships between seeds and buyers include, but aren’t limited to, lovers, mother and child, father and child, master and disciple, and so on. ★ Each seed gets its own arc, with separate volumes. If you’d like to see your favorite male or female characters appear, leave a comment~ Theme: Life is worth it, even after weathering countless storms.