Don't Come Any Closer [Infinite]

Blurb: [A brand-new infinite-flow experience, where anomalies and humans journey toward each other. A bow to heaven!] At first, as soon as Xia Mian entered an instance, he resolved to be a courteous, emotionally intelligent player and do his best to survive until he could retire from the instances in one piece. As a little noob, he needed to quietly level up when nobody was paying attention, and never lose his nerve when people were watching. If he needed to act like a big shot, he would. If he said he was a newbie, then he was a newbie. He had to remember that he could give himself whatever identity he wanted in a game instance, and strive to be a veteran player who could amaze everyone, human and anomaly alike, when he finally retired. The goal was to be an actor whose strength was anyone’s guess, strong when facing the strong and weak when facing the weak. That was the goal Xia Mian set for himself. But reality had other ideas. “Xia Mian? I had the dubious honor of being in the same instance as him. All I can say is, stay away from him. You’ll only have bad luck.” “Failing to clear an instance only costs you some luck, and you’ll probably still have a few more instances as a buffer. But Xia Mian wants everyone to die together... I mean humans, anomalies, and the instance itself, all wiped out together.” “He’s doing just fine, but all I want to say is, back, back, back!” “Did you see the only requirement for joining our next team battle? Xia Mian and dogs are not allowed on the team.” The players’ impression of Xia Mian: Suspected to be a player-harvesting machine carefully trained by the monster faction. One star. “Welcome, new player... Why is it you again? Don’t you understand personal space?” “Damn Xia Mian, he even tricks anomalies.” “Compared to you, I could be a model anomaly, beautiful on the outside and kind on the inside.” The anomalies’ impression of Xia Mian: Suspected to be an anomaly-slaying weapon carefully trained by the player faction. One star. “If you beat the game, you get to make one wish. What would you wish for?” “I used to think I could retire from the instances, but now I feel like I’ve got my second wind.” “I feel like I could borrow another five hundred years from the game and keep playing instances for five hundred more. One of us has to go first, me or the game, so why can’t I inherit the game’s estate?” The game: Get lost, and take that beast next to you with you. Both of you, get lost. Blurb written on July 6, 2024. P.S. This blurb is a pain in the neck. Let me give it another go. In short, click to bookmark it. You won’t regret it. This time, your dog really has its brain switched on from start to finish~ Coming Soon: What’s Wrong with Just Cooking and Cultivating Immortality? Blurb: There’s an ordinary cultivation university here. There’s a group of ordinary cultivation students who are kind to everyone. The alchemy department at this ordinary cultivation university has an ordinary alchemist. The alchemist’s surname is Dong and his given name is Miao. His grades have always been at the bottom of the department. When it comes to the advanced subject of alchemy, he’s completely at a loss. The struggling student decides to give up on pills and medicines and pick up his favorite big iron wok instead. Even if he graduates, at least he won’t starve. Ordinary Dong Miao figures he can hone his cooking skills in his spare time, and then he’ll have a clear career goal after graduation. And so... An unremarkable story found a new path. Then... “I used to be kind to everyone, but kindness can’t put food on the table. Don’t blame me for being ruthless!” “If you’re no good at spells, don’t blame others for being too good at their tricks. It’s not our problem if you talisman cultivators can’t afford food! Move aside, I’m going to chow down!” “Fine, fine, you’ve all thrown your dignity away? Don’t blame us, then!” “I’m eating this beef noodle soup today, no matter what! Even if an immortal shows up, it won’t make a difference!” Question: Have you ever risked your life for anything? Answer: Thanks for asking. For the sake of food, the entire faculty and student body are risking their lives. Dong Miao believes that learning comes in a certain order, and every skill has its specialty. On the right path, you can not only succeed in cultivation, you can also find yourself a handsome boyfriend. This deal really can’t lose. But the truth is... “He used to be my idol, but now he’s my lifelong enemy!” “I saw it! He can still order food! He can still order food!” “How devious! He’s way too devious!” “I used to love his looks so much, and now I hate that face just as much. Dong Miao must have been tricked into letting him eat for free just because of his looks.” P.S. The whole story is lively and chaotic, with plenty of everyday warmth even in the world of cultivation. Blurb written on September 21, 2024. Don’t miss it as you pass by. Your dog is super sweet, so choosing me can’t go wrong~~ Theme: Stay true to your convictions and run toward the sunshine