I Only Date High-Quality Humans

P.S. Writing takes time. Please support the official release, thank you! Blurb 1: Yuyi Miyin, the last sea monster. Read as "Lord of the Sea," written as "King of the Sea." The precious fish egg created through secret arts needs help from a high-quality human to hatch successfully. But why are all the high-quality humans he meets impossibly difficult to win over, like they're on hell mode?! From the start, he runs into a King-level chaos gremlin and ends in miserable failure. On his second attempt, he joins the Black Organization, but aside from his hapless childhood friend, who is a genuine liquor, all his targets are members of the Red Faction or undercover agents! Miyin (deep in thought JPG): What kind of script do I need to get the red fish and black fish to peacefully coexist in the same pond? Some chaos gremlin: I'll poison them all with my black sludge! They'll be stuck to the bottom of the pond! Miyin: Back! Back! Back! No black sludge polluting the seawater! Blurb 2: A few stories about a bomb disposal officer who has forgotten his lover, while his classmates and childhood friend try to steal them away :) The hypocritical, hapless childhood friend who's a genuine liquor falls hard, then turns dark! An FBI agent who tricks his way into setting a honey trap discovers he's been handed the stand-in role? How do you evenly distribute your affections in an undercover-agent battleground, while slipping some seawater into the genuine liquor? Help! The chaos gremlin is crawling out of a book like Sadako, aaah! P.S. I'm terrible at blurbs. Expect forum posts and all kinds of strange romantic battlegrounds :) Completed novels: "The Real Story of Raising My Little Brother Wrong" "The Zoldyck Family's Brother" Next novel: "The Legitimate Eldest Daughter's Self-Cultivation": During a time of war, Crown Princess Yu Qingge is caught in a spatial storm. To save the soldiers caught up in it and return home to inherit the throne, she binds herself to the Legitimate Daughter System. Across various low-level planes, she completes missions that leave the "protagonists" with unforgettable memories and earns points. But even though they're all legitimate daughters, why do they always end up being bullied, with their fiances stolen by half-sisters, illegitimate stepmothers moving into their homes, or fake young ladies taking their places and casting them into the dust? The Crown Princess doesn't understand, but her mother the Empress taught her that the dignity of a legitimate daughter must not be violated. Anyone who does so must be punished! What's the point of keeping a fiance who can be stolen? He deserves to be executed! How dare an inferior concubine enter the family home? Execute her! A lousy man who fails in his duties as a husband thinks he can be the head of the household? Off to kneel in the ancestral hall! A fake can never become real. Whether it's a fake young lady or a useless little brother, no one but the legitimate eldest daughter herself will inherit the throne! (A satisfying female-led story, crushing every white lotus, green tea, and pretty-boy freeloader!) Theme: Never back down in the face of difficulties.