A Record of Raising My Little Brother All Wrong

PS: This story is exclusive to Jinjiang Literature City. Reposting is prohibited! A story costs no more than a bottle of water, and writing isn't easy. Please support the original work, thank you! [Coming soon: The blurb for Only Dating High-Quality Humans is at the bottom] Weixi Zoldyck has a secret: she comes with a "Little Brother Raising System" and was born to be the big sister! (shrugs) Being the big sister isn't easy. Little Brother No. 1 is like Sadako living in a well full of money, Little Brother No. 2 is a shut-in, Little Brother No. 3 hates working and dodges his duties, preferring to follow his best friend all over the world, and Little Brother No. 4 has a severe dissociative disorder. Things are already difficult enough, and now their mother wants to have a fifth child, making a hard life even harder! But when it comes to her little brothers, there is no such thing as too awful. Some of them are even actual dogs! The worst of all is the System. After finally raising her little brothers with a slap here and a smack there, she now has to find them partners? Just look at those dogs, one by one. Do they look like the kind of people who could get a partner? Even dogs wouldn't want them! Little Brother No. N, the great white dog demon: White dogs aren't dogs... But you can't insult dogs, either! Money-loving Sadako Little Brother (thinking seriously): The white dog is strong and has good genes. If it's a canine, does that mean it could have a whole litter at once? What a bargain... Onee-san, take me to the Western Lands to find a match! Weixi: Shut up! Wait, don't draw your sword! 5t5, stop him! Blurb for Only Dating High-Quality Humans: Miyo the sea demon is the last of her kind in the deep sea. To ensure the survival of her species, she obtains a secret method from a sea witch: external fertilization using fish eggs. To use it, she needs the essence and blood of high-quality humans. With her delicate, fragile, and androgynous beauty, and her razor-sharp claws and fangs, the sea demon comes ashore. To give her precious eggs more choices and better genes, she decides to cast a wide net and win over as many high-quality humans as she can! The memories of every human she chooses are sealed with the sea witch's potion after they give up their essence and blood. But the sea witch failed to tell her that the potion would wear off once the precious eggs began hatching! The sea demon, caught off guard and thrown into a love triangle with far too many sides: Emmm... It doesn't matter. Every sea demon is the master of the sea, also known as a "sea king"! Even the fiercest storm eventually becomes one with the vast ocean! A true sea king fears no storm, and only wants to herd even more fish into her territory! Bonus Scene 1: Dazai: "Beautiful lady, would you like to fall into the river of love with me and have a wonderful fling?" The sea demon, still not very good at human language: "What river of love? The sea is where I belong!" A fling expert who knows the ropes: "Ah! Jumping into the sea is a pretty good suggestion, too!" Bonus Scene 2: Gin (lifting her chin): "What is it this time? Which new bottle have you got your eye on?" Miyo: "Emmm... Whiskey and the like all seem to taste pretty good :)" Theme: Brothers caring for one another make for a harmonious family