The Zoldyck-Brand Big Brother [Wuxia Crossover]

The eldest son of the Zoldyck family meets a strange guy who says he doesn't know how to be a big brother! What a joke. No one cares more about his younger brothers or treats them better than he does! After being hit by a beam of light that might be Nen, he looks at his shrunken hands and the baby beside him. A new little brother, huh? The condition for breaking the Nen is to earn the "Good Big Brother" achievement? So that's how it is. To get back as soon as possible, he'll have to start educating them while they're young! But besides this one, several more little brothers show up one after another? An adopted son picked up by his old man, a sweet but clueless beggar who might be an illegitimate child left out in the world, a scheming Shaolin monk... No problem. With the Zoldyck family's long experience in education, he can tailor his methods to each of them! Of course, he can't neglect the family business either. He'll expand the Zoldyck family's operations across the whole world! Get the story of Iruma's rise to success by raising his younger brothers! Shocking! The Sword God Ximen's own elder brother is the head of a band of assassins! What vast conspiracy is the Western Demon Cult hatching?! Ximen Chuixue: It wasn't me, I didn't do it, it has nothing to do with me! New story now underway (check my profile): The True Story of Raising My Little Brothers Wrong Wei Xi Zoldyck has a secret: she comes with a "Little Brother Raising System" and was born to be the big boss! (shrugs) Being the big boss isn't easy. Little Brother No. 1 is like Sadako living in a well full of money, Little Brother No. 2 is a couch potato, Little Brother No. 3 hates working, dodges his responsibilities, and just wants to run all over the world with his buddies, and Little Brother No. 4 has a severe split personality. Things are already bad enough, and Mom still wants to have a fifth child, making life even harder for this struggling family! But the little brothers just keep getting worse, and one of them is even an actual dog! Worst of all is the System. After finally beating the little brothers into shape, one slap and one whack at a time, she still has to find them partners? Just look at the awful state they're in. Do they look like the sort who could get a partner? Even a dog wouldn't want them! Little Brother No. N, a great white dog demon: White dogs aren't dogs... but that doesn't mean you can insult dogs! Money-loving Sadako Little Brother (seriously considering it): The white dog is strong and has good genes. If he's a canine, does that mean he'll have a whole litter at once? What a bargain... Big Sis, take me to the Western Kingdom to find a match! Wei Xi: Shut up! Wait, don't draw your sword! 5t5, hurry and stop him! Another day of going bald and grinding away for a gacha game :) New story with a healthy backlog, The Showbiz Undercover Critic: Boss Zhou plans to take a slice of the entertainment industry's enormous pie. Her first step is to hold a large-scale talent show and go undercover herself. She's an expert at pretending to be poor, playing the victim, and stirring up fights, while also being great at finding juicy gossip and working part-time as a top-tier star-chasing paparazzo. Boss Zhou: "My parents were away working for most of my childhood, so I had to rely on my grandpa. Then I got a little brother who wasn't very bright..." Netizen 1: Boo-hoo-hoo, this poor thing grew up without love. Come here, let Mom hug you! Netizen 2: If you can't afford it, why have a second child? You're only hurting everyone! Her parents, a top star and a nationally renowned director, who "work away from home": ... Her grandpa, who appears on the rich list: ... Her not-so-bright younger brother, a top student who skipped grades: ??? After her official debut, everyone gradually realizes that wherever this Zhou-surnamed actress goes, chaos follows. Unripe gossip is everywhere, and countless idols and top-tier stars find themselves in PR crises! Zhou Black Lotus: I want to reshuffle the entire entertainment industry :) Only later do they realize that when their idols say "my home is in the mountains," they mean a villa halfway up a mountain, and that their so-called "rivals" are all idols' employees... Fans: I feel like I've been deceived just a tiny bit, but this is actually great! Theme: