The Pirate Ship's Captain Wants to Leave

For my ongoing novel, check out my profile: "The Entertainment Industry’s Biggest Gossipmonger" Blurb: Boss Zhou plans to carve up the entertainment industry, that enormous pie. Her first step is to hold a huge talent show and go undercover herself. She’s a pro at pretending to be poor, playing the victim, and pitting people against each other. She also has a gift for digging up scandals, and works part-time as a top-tier star-chasing paparazzo. Boss Zhou: “My parents were away working most of the time when I was little, so I had to depend on my grandfather. Then I got a little brother who isn’t very bright...” Netizen 1: Sob! This poor little thing, so starved for love! Come here and let Mom hug you! Netizen 2: If you can’t afford it, why have a second child? You’re only hurting everyone! Her parents, who are a leading celebrity and a nationally renowned director, both “migrant workers”: ... Her grandfather, a listed billionaire: ... Her not-so-bright little brother, a top student who skipped grades: ??? After she officially debuted, everyone gradually realized that wherever this Zhou-surnamed celebrity went, chaos followed. Unripe scandals were everywhere, and countless idols and top-tier stars found their careers in ruins and faced PR crises! Zhou Black Lotus: I’m going to reshuffle the entire entertainment industry :) Only later did they discover that their idols’ “home in the mountains” meant a villa halfway up a mountain, and that their so-called “rivals” were all idols’ employees... Fans: I feel like I’ve been deceived by a tiny bit, but this is actually great! Blurb for this novel: How do you become a good person? Suzuki Hii: Shh~ Just make sure no one catches you doing bad things! Suzuki, a big shot who needs to become a good person, realizes she may have gone too far: her main account belongs to one of the bosses of the liquor syndicate, and her alt account is also one of the syndicate’s important, perfect test subjects... She’s practically bound to evil for life! Other people just end up on a pirate ship, but she’s already running one... And it all started because her ex-boyfriend cheated on her, and the other woman was an entire country! Suzuki Hii: Damn, I really am amazing! How could someone as amazing as me have my boyfriend stolen by a country? Toru: My lover is... Suzuki Hii: Think carefully before you say that! It’s hard to clear your name, and being a decent person takes strategy! Also, there seem to be a few too many bugs in this world! Coming soon: "The Entertainment Industry’s Biggest Gossipmonger" Blurb: The entertainment industry has always been a mixed bag. Some people look dazzling on the surface, but inside they’re nothing but a heap of rotten mud. Her job is to tear away the skins of those who are all flash and no substance, and uproot the corrupt forces backing them. Zhou Keyan: I’m no champion of justice. I’m the Demon King who toys with little devils :) Theme: Admit your mistakes, change your ways, and be a kind, good person.