Please Don't Become a Spring-and-Harmony Fan

I've discussed it with my editor: this will go premium on January 17, with a 10,000-character update that day. Chun Heming: I don't know why, but I've lived another life. I'm just an ordinary person. I got average grades in school, and after becoming an adult, I didn't know what to do. In the end, I drifted through life and died without understanding what it meant to be alive. What's the point of getting another chance? Chun Heming: I want to write something, but I don't think I have a talent for it. I always go off topic. Ultimate Chun Fan A: It's okay. I'll record Chun He's wise words and actions so everyone can appreciate his great wisdom. Chun Heming: Please don't do that =+= As a result, My Weird Neighbor ran for five volumes and became a phenomenon: a semiautobiographical novel (?!) Chun Heming opens a general-services shop at school to make some pocket money, only to suddenly gain a crowd of Chun fans. Chun Heming: Did A brainwash you all? Ultimate Chun Fan B: Just shake the water around in their brains and you'll know. Chun Heming thinks, Great, there's still one normal person here. Then B says, Finally figuring out you're unusual counts as something, I guess. Chun Heming: ... One day, he has the misfortune to get kidnapped. And then... Chun Heming, forced to become a cult leader: Is there something seriously wrong with these followers' brains? =+= Chun Heming: I owe it to my classmate that I became a "saint." Ultimate Chun Fan A: No, no, the followers deserve some credit too. So A really is the culprit! By then, Chun Heming has donned Buddhist robes and become the head of the Religious Affairs Association. At an international conference, he declares: "Reject superstition. Believe in science." The CP is undecided. If I can't make it work, there might not be one at all. Warning: Fans of the Vongola should steer clear. I have my own interpretation of the Mafia, and this novel absolutely won't be to your taste. Theme: Reject superstition and believe in science. Do good deeds and don't worry about what the future holds.