I'm stockpiling chapters for Qin Shi Huang Takes Me on a 007 Mission. It launches in mid-March. Please add it to your reading list. Bowing gratefully.
[This one isn't very good, so don't buy it. Save your money and buy some candy instead. Go check out my other 007 story about chasing success! Love you!]
I'm a lantern in Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum that failed to become a spirit, keeping watch over the great emperor day and night.
More than 1,100 years after His Majesty's death, a poor scholar came to Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum. From him, we learned of the Qin dynasty's decline after His Majesty died.
Later, a thief who had turned over a new leaf came to the mausoleum.
A rigid, old-fashioned tutor at a private school.
A beggar in rags.
A warlord stained with blood.
A student who had laid down his pen and taken up arms.
A veteran with grievous wounds.
They made wishes here and offered up their lifelong faith.
Year 2330. Spiritual qi revival.
The Classic of Mountains and Seas awakens, and Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum opens.
As a lantern that failed to become a spirit, I'll tell you all about it.
[Reader Advisory]
1. Not sure if this will be a long or short story.
2. Mostly first-person, with a little third-person.
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Upcoming story: Sacrifice Others to Light My Way
Blurb:
Ai Jin had barely graduated from Saintess Academy when she was bound to a System.
System: "You're the most impressive student in this graduating class. I'm sure you'll do a great job following the tragic heroine's original plotline."
Ai Jin: "Go to he, "
The System flipped open its reward booklet. "Once you finish the plot, you can make three wishes. You could be richer than a nation, or..."
Ai Jin covered her mouth, moved to tears. "Say no more, I understand. As Saintess Academy's most outstanding graduate, saving the world has always been my dream."
System: As expected of a Saintess Academy graduate. Such noble convictions.
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After transmigrating into a book, Ai Jin diligently followed the plot.
When she bumped into the domineering CEO while carrying plates as a waitress
The male lead gave her a cold, contemptuous look. "Woman, this custom-made suit cost 880,000 yuan. You can't afford to pay for it. Sign this contract, and my legal team will let you off." (He threw down a fifty-year indenture contract.)
Ai Jin looked weak, helpless, and incredulous. "How can words this cold come out of a mouth that's 36.8 degrees? You're already so rich, so why do you need compensation?! Why can't you open your eyes and pity us poor people? Stop being so cold, heartless, and unreasonable."
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When she got into a dispute with the male lead's beloved, who demanded that she donate a kidney
The male lead frowned. "Qianqian isn't well. You're only donating one kidney, it won't kill you. Can you stop being so unreasonable?"
Ai Jin nodded gently. "You're absolutely right. I was wrong before." She softly suggested, "I heard that you and Qianqian have a 98.5% heart compatibility rate. How about you donate with me?"
She clutched her heart in excitement, her eyes feverish. "After all, you and I would only lose a heart and a kidney, while Qianqian would get to have a healthy body!"
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The System returned after giving its report to its supervisor and looked at the increasingly twisted plot. From the depths of its core came a question:
What the hell have I bound myself to?
It pulled up the contract and read it carefully once more:
Ai Jin: Outstanding graduate of Saintess Biao (the tiny print is blurry) Academy.
Please add my other stories to your reading list: Does Your Zoo Take Scrap pandas?, Qin Shi Huang Takes Me on a 007 Mission, and Unconventional Zombies.
Completed story recommendation: My Backer Is the Ancestral Dragon, So I Stan Him
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Theme: Be a self-reliant, independent, and persevering little lantern.
Honey, Stop Selling Yourself [Showbiz]
Yes, I Am Their Child [Showbiz]
When Qin Shi Huang Got a Life Simulator
Making a Million a Day After Losing It
Archrivals
Little Broken Planet
My Backer Is the Ancestral Dragon, So Follow Me!
The Conquerors Tackle Poverty in Angsty Romance Novels
The Tech Genius Is Busy Saving the World [Quick Transmigration]
The Green Tea Gets Famous Through Farming (Transmigrate into a Book)
After Drawing Tomie's Constitution, I Became a Dark Moon Top-Tier Star
No, even if your computer is broken and it's inconvenient to type on your phone, you can still send a message via the mobile APP. What is this for now? Hey, a good book is cut off when it is clipped. What kind of trouble is this? Give me a reason why you don't update it. I didn't see it after you wrote the message. It's really interesting not to give up on such an interesting setting.
Hahahahahaha, it is indeed a dog
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Can I find DaDa to defraud me of the subscription fee? Can I continue watching (not a manual dog head)
Didn't you update it when you just joined v?
Will you stop updating it once you join V?
Hhhhhh "Zhouquan" is really good-looking. My wife is so imaginative.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha Qin Banliang is still so fresh and refined hahahahahahaha?
Can you get a litter of rock cats by raising a cat?
Is it like an ancient big cat?