[Seeking Bookmarks for Upcoming Novel: The Gourmet Cultivator's Ascension Tribulation Turns Out to Be a Return to the Modern World [Gourmet], blurb below~]
Top trending question on a certain Q&A site: What do you think of the film industry's reputation-guaranteeing Moon-Plucking Project Studio?
Some of the top-voted answers:
1. Thank you for respecting your audience's intelligence so much.
2. Thanks for the invite. I'm a film student, and in just one year of college, I've already had to study five films made by Moon-Plucking as case studies.
3. They have so, so much money!
4. Come to think of it, how many people still remember that Moon-Plucking Project started out as a fan site?
That answer was immediately boosted to the top of the trending list. Idol fans, singer fans, actor fans, and even variety-show celebrity fans all rushed to claim Moon-Plucking Project as their own fan site, citing the incredible content it had produced over the years.
The original poster: Does anyone remember I asked about the film industry? Nobody wants to hear about how amazing Moon-Plucking's photos, videos, and other fan content are, okay! Fandom really is a cancer!
The next reply: Has nobody told you that Moon-Plucking's breakout work, Buried in Snow, was fan content she made for her idol?
The original poster: !!!
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Zhu Yue has always believed that the only reason a slacker succeeds is because she has cheat abilities. How could a slacker ever work hard? Slackers just lie back and win!
All-Round Fan Site Manager System: If you hadn't leached off me and lazed around making movies, I'd actually believe you :)
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The System is very displeased with its Host's unprofessional approach to stanning.
Zhu Yue is confused: But didn't I score really well on your KPI assessment?
A famous director boosted her by hiring her to shoot music videos and films, and her bias became a huge star, okay!
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"I won't pluck the stars. I'll make a plan to pluck the moon."
A high-energy, all-round fan site manager and slacker-turned-director x a sharp-tongued, brilliant novelist who fights back against hypocrisy
(The male lead appears later on. I'm terrible at writing romance, so all I can say is I'll do my best to tell their story clearly~)
[Content Warnings]
The female lead ships couples, including but not limited to male/male, male/female, and female/female.
[Important]
1. This is completely fictional, completely fictional, so don't apply it to real life. Multi-stan fans will just get flamed!!!
2. Study hard and keep improving. I'm not encouraging stanning, but if you do, please be rational!
3. This is self-indulgent writing. Logic is dead, so don't argue. If you do, you're right.
4. If you're emotionally fragile, please don't be malicious toward the characters. You can insult me, but don't insult my daughter or son-in-law. Actually, maybe don't insult me either (.
5. I have a day job, but I'll try to update 3,000 words daily. I'll let you know if I can't. No need to ask why, it's probably overtime…
Seeking bookmarks for upcoming novel The Gourmet Cultivator's Ascension Tribulation Turns Out to Be a Return to the Modern World [Gourmet]!
Zhu Chichi, the only Soul Formation-stage gourmet cultivator in Xianhuan, reached Soul Formation through her cooking. They say she smelled so delicious while ascending that countless stalwart sword cultivators wept uncontrollably. They all missed the food their mommy made QAQ
Then her ascension failed, and she ended up back in the modern world.
At the time, Zhu Chichi had not only a completely bare cupboard, but also a Soul Formation Core to support!
"So, my dear Core, can you tell me why you turned into a System?"
"The ascension tribulation's fault QAQ"
Other people's Cores absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. Hers absorbs the stench of money. To support her Core, Zhu Chichi has no choice but to sell spiritual food and start making money.
When Xianhuan Gourmet opened, everyone who heard about it laughed at the owner's audacity. A little snack workshop had named itself Xianhuan. Surely, the bigger the boast, the worse the food.
"What? Five hundred yuan for a pack of spicy gluten snacks? Aren't those childhood memories better at fifty cents a pack?"
"How good can food cooked by a snack workshop be? Do they think everything they make is shrimp chips?"
"A little eatery dares to serve Buddha Jumps Over the Wall? Aren't they afraid it'll be a disaster?"
Later, they all quietly joined the queue.
"Her spicy gluten snacks make you stronger and healthier. Now my mommy doesn't have to worry about me catching a cold!"
"The food cooked by that snack workshop isn't good at all. Leave it all to me. I'll bear the hardship of eating egg fried rice, braised eggplant, sweet-and-sour ribs, hand-torn chicken... *slurp*"
"I can't believe my uncle's cancer was cured after he ate Buddha Jumps Over the Wall!"
"Thanks, I can't believe drinking Xianhuan milk tea made me lose weight either TAT"
Zhu Chichi: You think this is just gourmet food? What you're getting is spiritual food made by a master gourmet cultivator with her own hands!
Theme: Truly being a fan means becoming a light yourself as you chase the light.
Why is it over? Did it end so outrageously? I thought there were still about ten chapters to go and you were done?
How to update? Can there be a fixed update frequency? Should it be updated every two days or three days or even a long time? Let me tell you something. I don't know how to follow this article.
The ending felt rushed... I guess the article was too long to continue.
The hero doesn't want it anymore??? Unfortunately, I was still worried about falling in love along the way.
Let's do another chapter, the last sentence, who is that man? I'm curious~
Finished?! I even went out of my way to find the catalog! One chapter!! You're done with just one chapter? Or is it that Jinjiang smoked?
The comment was also deleted. What irritating words did I use? I didn't curse anyone. I just said that if the author doesn't want to write, just explain v. Don't do this trick of Kawen. It's very yue.
How long will it take before I can understand v? I will really appreciate it.
I dug the hole, I read the reviews before reading it, it turned out to be really bad! Not even finished!! Woohoo!!! This open ending is too open!! All the foreshadowing I put in front of me has been taken away!!! 😭 😭 😭
This ending makes me angry