The Fluffy One Is Here to Wreak Havoc

【Main story complete】“We agreed to a one-on-one duel. She said she only knew one move, Summoning, and asked me to go easy on her.” Her opponent protested through tears: “But then she summoned a dragon, two tigers, an entire legion of skeletons, and over a hundred ancestral spirits from generations upon generations ago!” Chang Jiu replied, completely unruffled, “Just tell me this: wasn’t I the only one who came out to fight?” “I was once a peak summoner. An accident brought me to another world, where I became a destitute good-for-nothing! They mocked and bullied me, never imagining I’d make a powerful comeback with my summoning skills! A divine dragon at my left, a fierce tiger at my right, and thousands of cats and dogs at my command, I’ll reach the pinnacle of this world. I am the God of Beast Taming! Pay me fifty spirit stones, and I’ll teach you my beast-raising secrets.” “Is that your excuse for buying five thousand jin of beast feed, refusing to pay, then trying to swindle me out of another fifty spirit stones?” Chang Jiu spread her hands helplessly. “I have a big family to support. An eight-thousand-year-old dragon ancestor depends on me, and a two-month-old kitten is crying for milk. What can I do?” A ridiculous, feel-good story about a death-fearing summoner who goes wild summoning fluffy spirit beasts in the cultivation world. Ensemble cast, with a steady progression to power. My sister’s new novel is already nice and plump. If you’re interested, go look it up: “My Father Says He’s Reborn” by Yan Bo Jiang Nan Dad says he’s reborn, and that I’m the little girl he begged and prayed for on his knees before Buddha to bring back to him. But I know Dad’s lying, because he eats meat every day and hates kneeling to anyone. Still, I won’t expose him, and I won’t even tell my older brother. Because Dad says it’s a secret only the two of us can know. If anyone else finds out, it’ll be my fault, and he’ll smack my palm. Theme: Saving yourself, again and again, a thousand times over