The Sword Sect Junior Sister Wields a Magic Wand

(A new story next door is now underway, please add it to your favorites) Wen Yun blew herself up while creating a forbidden spell. When she woke up, she had traveled from the world of magic to the cultivation world. Watching all her fellow disciples fly around on their swords, she clutched her fire poker and fell into thought. "I can fly if I ride a magic wand, right?" * Everyone in Qingliu Sword Sect loved swords. Whenever the disciples had free time, they mined ore and worked the forge, all so they could personally craft their own immortal swords. Junior Sister Wen from the outer sect was considerate of her senior brothers and volunteered to tend the fire. Everyone praised her: "Though Junior Sister Wen has no talent for cultivation, she's beautiful and kindhearted." Meanwhile, Wen Yun stared at the countless top-grade magic wand materials piled up with the firewood, trembling all over. "Phoenix wood!" "Bloodwood!" She gripped her poker. "Senior Brothers, I need a few fire pokers. Can I have these?" Her senior brothers felt even more affection for her. Look how poor their junior sister was, treasuring even a few pieces of scrap wood. "You can have them, all of them. Is this enough? If not, there's more in the woodshed!" Not long afterward, her senior brothers looked up and saw Junior Sister Wen flying toward them in the distance. They were a little dumbfounded. "Why is Junior Sister riding a fire poker instead of a sword?" * It was said that in the cultivation world there was a female cultivator who wielded a blunt wooden sword with terrifying power. Everyone claimed she'd mastered the art of projecting sword energy. Wherever she pointed her sword, thunder descended from the heavens! Wen Yun: "No, that's a lightning spell." Her sword pointed again, and flames swept across a thousand miles! Wen Yun: "No, that's the most basic fireball spell." Her sword pointed once more, and water flooded all the realms! Wen Yun: Would anyone believe me if I said this was a cleaning spell I invented myself? [Warnings] The worldbuilding is original, and this is a silly comedy with maximum cringe. One-on-one romance (fake master and disciple, fake master and servant). Feel free to leave negative reviews or curse at the author. If you don't like it, just drop it. Do whatever you want. Reading novels should be fun, that's all that matters. Cover inspired by Harry Potter and Little Fairy. [Currently updating: New story] ↓ "Hide Your Tail Before Ascension" A medicine master from the apocalypse transmigrates into the body of a useless little cultivator in the cultivation world. She gasps after every three steps and coughs after every five. She's in a sword sect, yet she can barely hold a sword and could keel over at any moment. Worse still, her identity is awkward. Humans are born to humans, demons to demons, but her good-for-nothing father was human and her late mother was a demon, so she's... Yu Youyou tucked her fluffy tail back under her skirt and threatened coolly, "Say those two words and I'll poison you to death." * When the head of the Sword Sect was young, he once fell into trouble in the demon realm. When he escaped, he brought back a little bastard with him. At first, neither the demons nor the humans thought much of this useless little thing who couldn't cultivate. They only wanted to distance themselves from this half-breed. Later... During a great war between the two races, the Human Immortal Venerable and the Demon King stood at the edge of a precipice, each holding a sword to the other's heart. Neither dared to move. The only one standing nearby was Yu Youyou. The demon cultivators in the distance perked up. "You're finished! Master Yu was the spy we sent to the humans back then. She's the pride of our demon race! One poisoned needle is all it takes to make your Immortal Venerable ascend on the spot!" The humans across from them laughed too. "Fools! Junior Sister Yu is our undercover agent among the demons. She's a genius of the human race! Her next sword strike will kill your Demon King!" With the weighty responsibility of being a double agent for both sides, Yu Youyou remained perfectly composed. She sat down on the ground and even refined herself a throat-soothing pill to snack on. Under everyone's watchful eyes, she looked up and sincerely asked, "Could you two fight a little faster?" I'm waiting for you both to die so I can take charge of both the human and demon realms. * One is a double agent who moves between the righteous and demonic paths. The other is a double undercover agent who quickly rises through the ranks to become a leader on both sides. The whole world thinks the heroine is enduring humiliation and acting as a spy for their sake. Only she is constantly hopping back and forth between the righteous and demonic paths. "If I'm both the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Venerable, then they should stop fighting, right?" Theme: Your fate is yours to decide, not Heaven's