Here's the Pen, You Write It [Silly]

#This novel has been signed for traditional Chinese publication, and the print edition is now available. I just got my author copies, and they look great~# Coming soon: "Undersea Food City [Full-Dive]" Completed: "Has the Idle Lord Planted Any Vegetables Today? [Full-Dive]" [Blurb] Wen Wu read an apocalyptic survival novel. The heroine was a reborn, two-faced schemer, and Wen Wu loved her. The hero was an overbearing, invincible dragon among men; she could put up with him. What else could she do, drop the book? Whenever someone insulted the author, she jumped in to argue, afraid the author might abandon the novel and run off. Then she read about a rescue base being destroyed by mutated beasts. The brave young men and women who protected ordinary citizens as they evacuated kept falling one by one, right up to the moment they died. Meanwhile, the heroine was so afraid of revealing the portable space she'd just found that she hid it away and refused to save anyone. Wen Wu snapped. After she unleashed a torrent of criticism under the story, the distraught author replied, "Here, take the pen and write it yourself." Then Wen Wu transmigrated into the novel, with a golden finger personally set up for her by the author: the "You Write It Yourself" System. When she learned that she could change the plot by killing monsters and earning contribution points, she rushed straight to the rescue base without a second thought and threw herself in with the heroes. The mutated beasts arrived right on schedule, but this time, she would make sure every one of these lovely people survived! A desert full of yellow sand becomes a field full of cucumbers: ingredients, check. Snowflakes filling the sky become cotton balls: winter clothes, check. Blood-sucking mosquitoes become blood-donating mosquitoes: medical supplies, check. Author: Please, stop. The story's completely broken now. Wen Wu: Help me up. I can keep changing it! The male lead is her battle companion in the main story; the bonus chapters have a happy ending~ (Blurb screenshotted on June 11, 2021.) P.S. Thanks to Gugu, When Have You Ever Lied to Me for the cute background image. [Coming Soon] Undersea Food City [Full-Dive], blurb: As lifespans grew longer, the happiness levels of interstellar citizens kept dropping. An investigation revealed the cause: they were bored. To spice things up, the Federation quickly launched a full-dive adventure game, "Misty Star." Players could explore, fight monsters, go on adventures, and solve puzzles. The first player to reach max level and successfully tame a dragon would win a huge cash prize from the Federation and a private planet of their own. Following the rule that you transmigrate into a world with the same name, Sha Yu became a shark in the Misty Sea (?). She came with a Food and Construction System. Other players got speed potions, stamina potions, health potions, skill scrolls, and equipment as monster drops. Her drops were pork belly, chicken drumsticks, tomatoes, potatoes, chili peppers (...). A construction expert and a disaster in the kitchen, she knew this was an adventure game with a maxed-out danger level. But just as she steeled herself to begin her unconventional adventure, the pork belly suddenly spoke. Pork Belly: "Sweetie, blanch me in boiling water first, or I'll smell fishy." Sha Yu: "??? For how many minutes?" Pork Belly: "Turn off the heat when I tell you to stop." Sha Yu: "...Fine." The Dongpo pork simmered until tender, rich with an appetizing aroma. Players adventuring under the sea followed the scent, took a bite, and were amazed! Not only was it delicious, it restored 100% of their health! Cured meat stir-fried with fresh bamboo shoots was fragrant and crisp, restoring 100% stamina. Glutinous rice rolls were soft and chewy, boosting speed by 100%... The Undersea Food City dungeon became a sensation overnight. Players visited three times a day, every morning, noon, and evening, lining up on schedule to jump into the sea. Anyone who cut in line got a beating! One day, a huge beef bone simmering in a pot of boiling water suddenly sighed. "Why drink bone soup? Wouldn't it be better to use me as an unparalleled divine weapon to fight monsters?" A stack of tofu skin waiting to be served cold chimed in with a sob. "I'm ruined. I'm covered in skills, and I can't wash them off." Sha Yu: !!! A year later, Sha Yu reached max level and received a huge cash prize and a private planet of her own. She was confused. "But I haven't had a chance to tame a dragon yet!" A Federation colonel who came by every day to work for food, while playing the villainous dragon for fun, replied, "Hello. Today is the 365th day since you tamed me." Theme: Never give up