If You Can't Cultivate, You Can't Cultivate

I was born with extraordinary talent, but I can't cultivate. Whenever I try, I vomit uncontrollably. Watching other people cultivate makes me sick too. If I can't, I can't. My senior brother taught me spells, and I threw up. His own unicorn then rammed him in the butt. My master taught me swordsmanship, and I threw up. His own snow eagle poisoned him. My grandmaster taught me spiritual refinement. I held back my vomit, and he didn't even keep a spirit beast, but the sect's guardian dragon stormed into his cave and nearly strangled him to death. Me: Forget it, I'm done learning. Anyway, all those spirit beasts love me. I'll just lie flat and wait for someone to carry me to victory :) ** The apocalyptic game Break the Demon is recruiting top players from across the stars. Those selected are all outstanding military academy students. Once inside, players have their memories sealed, and death means elimination. Their progress is livestreamed across the entire network. Ming Zhi, a super-perceptive genius and the Tenth Legion's only player, carries the hopes of the entire legion to turn their fortunes around. But no one expected that the moment she entered the game, she would become a salted fish... Before long, the skeptical netizens were eating their words and rushing into Ming Zhi's livestream to kneel and watch her "daily routine as a salted-fish big shot, casually paddling along." [Little Sect Skit] Senior Brother: Junior sister, could you go easy on me? Ming Zhi: Senior Brother, I can't even walk yet. Your spirit pet did that. Master: Good disciple, you can go down the mountain to gain experience now. Ming Zhi: Master, I'm only three years old. Grandmaster: Good child, three and a half is the perfect age to do great things. How about ascending to immortality? Ming Zhi: ... One-on-one romance, happy ending. (Screenshot taken on April 14, 2021.) Theme: Being a salted fish and enjoying yourself is what matters most.