Beauty and the Mad Dog (Infinite Flow)

[Coming soon: The Beta Office Drone on a Dating Show. Blurb below. Please add it to your favorites!] [Main pairing: bad-tempered, venomous beauty bottom × rabid-dog split-identity top. The protagonist is neither a ditzy beauty nor a saint.] Blurb: Character sheet for the infinite-flow escape game. [Name: Yu Li] [Beauty: 100] [Health: 60] [Combat: 20] Overall rating: F System assessment: Pretty vase After Yu Li dies, he is thrown into an escape game. The System decides he’s a pretty vase who won’t survive even one episode. The viewers in the escape-game livestream all agree: sure, he’s pretty, but he’s still just cannon fodder. Until one day, Yu Li is chased by a monster and falls to the ground in a sorry heap, just about to bite the dust. The chat fills with comments, most of them speculating about how Yu Li is about to die. “He’s done for, hahaha! I told you, good looks won’t get you anywhere in this game!” But in the next instant, a flash of swordlight tears through the night, and the monster closing in on Yu Li dies by the sword. The newcomer kneels on one knee. His hands and face are completely wrapped in bandages, revealing only a pair of tender, affectionate eyes. He bows and kisses the back of Yu Li’s hand. “I’m late.” Yu Li’s pale face turns cold. He suddenly reaches out. A mocking sneer is followed by the crisp sound of a slap. “Useless. Get lost.” Chat: “??” The atmosphere freezes. Just as everyone thinks the man is about to secretly kill Yu Li, he smiles tenderly, his face reddened by the slap. He kisses Yu Li’s hand again, full of concern, and asks, “Does your hand hurt?” Then he adds, “Next time, just leave this sort of thing to me.” Chat: “What the hell????” * The nth instance: Sinful Prison The day Yu Li enters the C District prison as a guard, all the prisoners look at him with contempt, unanimously deciding that their prison has acquired a fair-skinned, gorgeous, round-bottomed toy. Later, Yu Li stands on the boss of their C District, grinding the man’s face mercilessly under his leather military boot as he flicks his whip and chuckles. “Who’s the toy now?” Bad-tempered, venomous beauty bottom × rabid-dog split-identity top Reader’s guide: 1. The protagonist is neither a ditzy beauty nor a saint. He’s a venomous beauty who’ll stop at nothing to survive. 2. A swaggering king with a powerful golden finger. 3. Later in the story, the bottom will stab the split-identity top and finish him off. The protagonist is pretty ruthless, QwQ. Everything is for survival! (Some of the twisted split identities even think their wife is hot after getting stabbed.) 4. Chapter 35 contains a little faux-narcissism, but it isn’t narcissism, a bottom-bottom romance, or top-top flirting. See the author’s note for details. 5. The split-identity top comes in many varieties, including sickly tops and beauty tops. Not suitable for readers with very strict character preferences. Coming-soon title Coming soon: The Beta Office Drone on a Dating Show Blurb: Xi Shi transmigrates. He becomes an utterly ordinary Beta on an interstellar dating show, there to smooth things over. His main job is to match up Alphas and Omegas, then chirp, “What a perfect match! May you have a lovely Alpha baby!” whenever a pair gets together. After years of working 996, Xi Shi never knew that in the ABO era people had nearly evolved past sleep and were working 627!! Xi Shi: …Help, send me back to 996!! - A month into the dating show, Xi Shi is being tortured among a crowd of sleepless three-eyed aliens. Sleep-deprived and full of resentment, he wears a gloomy expression almost all the time. The rich-kid Omega comes over to brag: “Hey, I went out with that tsundere Alpha today!” Xi Shi’s eyes are weary and his expression downcast (because he hasn’t slept enough). “Mm, you’re so amazing. He must really like you~” Rich-kid Omega: …Does Xi Shi like him? The tsundere, foul-tempered Alpha says, “The gentle Omega confessed to me today.” Xi Shi forces himself to perk up, his eyes sparkling, his voice almost choked with emotion (I want to sleep). “You’re so popular.” Tsundere, foul-tempered Alpha: …He hears that I have a thing with someone else, gets sad, and still compliments me. Does Xi Shi like him? - The production team asks Xi Shi to bring the energetic Alpha and gentle Omega together. Sleepy Xi Shi: All right, QAQ. The production team is pleased and arranges for the three of them to go out. Unexpectedly, the energetic Alpha ends up carrying a sleeping Xi Shi back, with the gentle Omega following behind. The gentle Omega asks anxiously, “Is he heavy? Be careful not to drop him.” Production team: … Xi Shi!! - After the dating show airs, viewers all notice: Why is this Beta sleeping every chance he gets!? While the Alphas and Omegas are caught in a love-triangle showdown, Xi Shi is napping anywhere and everywhere. While the Alphas and Omegas argue over how to divide up the work, Xi Shi tries to mediate with dark circles under his eyes. His eyelids grow too heavy to stay open, and the argument finally ends to the sound of his steady breathing as he sleeps. Viewers: “…” I’m seriously done. Didn’t everyone evolve past sleep? Where did the production team find someone who sleeps this much? But the most ridiculous part is yet to come. Viewers: Wait, why have both the Alphas and the Omegas fallen for him?? #NappingAnywhereAndEverywhere# #ImFromEarthSendMeBackTo996# Office drone / naps anywhere and everywhere / (pseudo)straight bottom × powerful, controlling, fatherly top Theme: Don’t always rely on others. Learn to depend on yourself.