The Delicate, Beloved Cannon Fodder [Infinite]

[Instances One and Two complete, ready to binge]

Delicate, irresistible bottom x split top.

Jiang Mi has a soft, delicate body and a slender waist, and is a natural beauty.

After transmigrating into an infinite-flow world, he gets a cannon fodder role. He drives away to escape, but blows a tire, and a vicious ghost's long tongue is already winding around his ear!

He has no choice but to ask an NPC for help.

NPC: Be good, baby. First see if there's a spare tire. I'll be there soon.

Jiang Mi: I checked. He won't answer the phone.

NPC: ?

Later, everyone discovers that all the NPCs have become Jiang Mi's devoted admirers.

After his playboy ways backfire, Jiang Mi nervously writes breakup letters to each of his fish.

Comments: But the beautiful one has already gone this far for you all!

The fish: ??

When it notices something is wrong, the System warns all the hapless NPCs not to fall for the beauty's tricks.

NPCs: The little beauty tricked me, but he has me in his heart!

Jiang Mi: ???

Highlights: Memories are erased when switching instances.

The split top will merge back together.

The irresistible bottom runs when he's in danger and follows clues when he sees them. He's delicate but not stupid, and everything he does is for survival.

Each instance has one or more players following the storyline, with no original host.

The golden finger is extremely powerful.

Pre-release: The Delicate Beauty Makes Great Contributions in the Infinite World

In 2050, the key to multidimensional space goes missing.

The world descends into chaos, and the task of preserving peace between dimensions falls to the cat team.

[Gu Xiu, captain of Earth's Special Rescue Team, is a major suspect.]

Miao Si raised an eyebrow.

[You know him?]

Miao Si: We slept together. (licks paw)

[...]

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Everyone thinks Gu Xiu stole the key. If the spatial lock isn't repaired, people will keep dying.

[You need to pretend to be

lazy and good-for-nothing,

a useless couch potato,

a scummy cat who has turned over a new leaf,

to put Gu Xiu at ease and find the key as soon as possible.]

The cats look at Miao Si, who's rubbing against an NPC's hand to beg for dried fish: No, no, he doesn't need to pretend.

Miao Si smacks his paw down. "Who are you looking down on?!"

The couch potato awakens.

When a fallen god wants to pet him, he cuddles up, as long as the god helps him subdue Gu Xiu.

When the scheming count is in a bad mood, he nuzzles him and acts cute, and the god helps him subdue Gu Xiu.

When the seductive ghost god is about to lose his temper, he purrs and soothes him into helping subdue Gu Xiu.

Until one night, Miao Si handcuffs Gu Xiu to the headboard.

Gu Xiu, woken up by the noise: ?

The good news is that Gu Xiu thinks it's a game.

The bad news is that only one of his hands is cuffed.

The even worse news is that Gu Xiu comes clean: the fallen god, the scheming count, and the seductive ghost god are all him.

Miao Si: ...I've been found out!

Theme: Don't be devious.