My Entire Harem Has Swapped Genders [Quick Transmigration]

[Complete] Please read the content warnings below before diving in. [Coming soon: My Life as a Beta Office Drone on a Dating Show. Blurb at the very end] Blurb: Song Shu is a gloomy, socially anxious otaku who spends all day crawling around the dark, twisted corners of the fictional world. He has a face so beautiful it defies belief, and a bizarre knack for attracting perverts. Because of this odd constitution, he’s been confessed to by more than his fair share of weird, hentai-loving guys. A high school classmate stole his underwear to masturbate with. A college roommate fell madly in love with him and, after being rejected several times, threatened to stab him to death. There have been countless incidents like these, leaving Song Shu, who considers himself a straight man, utterly miserable. For the sake of his own safety, after graduating from college, Song Shu decisively chose a job he could do from home and became an illustrator. A big name in the fandom, Song Shu has several artbooks filled with drawings of his anime waifus. His room is covered in posters of them and packed with life-size body pillows. Song Shu's happy daily routine: drooling over his various waifus and going, “Hehehe, my waifu.” Perhaps the heavens took pity on him. One day, after dying suddenly from staying up all night, Song Shu transmigrated into a world full of his beloved waifus. Song Shu runs and leaps with joy, basking in the sunshine and stretching his arms: “Waifus, here I come!” Little does he know that what awaits him is a straight man's worst nightmare: his entire harem has changed gender. - A skit from one of the worlds: [Ding! You must play a gloomy, sewer-dwelling straight man who, out of jealousy, posts insults beneath videos of handsome guys every day.] With his livelihood at stake, Song Shu has no choice but to pick on a few good-looking streamers who seem easy to bully. Feeling guilty, he often insults them while throwing money their way, which leads to comments like: - Show a little more skin. What are you trying to hide? [Sent a rocket] - Seriously, those abs are so pathetic, I couldn't even scrub my clothes on them. [Sent a sports car] An anonymous board for AS fans: Anyone know who this particularly vicious “insulting bodhisattva” is lately? There are tons of replies. At last, someone posts a photo of Song Shu, and the entire thread falls silent. Before long, the whole board disappears. The next day, Song Shu finds hundreds of private messages in his inbox. Several are from male streamers he’s insulted: “Boss, got a WeChat account?” One-on-one, happy ending: a straight male bottom with maxed-out beauty × a perverted, split-personality top - Reading guide: 1. In the first world, the tops are Shui Lian and Alice (Ailisi). There is a plotline where side characters mistake the protagonist for a replacement, but none of them are the tops, and they don't get involved in the main pairing. It's just there for extra melodrama, and they all eventually fall in love with the protagonist. Skip it if that's not your thing. Also, readers with extreme top-or-bottom preferences, please don't read. The top and bottom are exclusively devoted to each other, in body and soul. The first world is truly a train wreck of melodrama, with a tangled mess of relationships, but the protagonist doesn't care. He doesn't care about anyone, no matter how they feel about him, whether they love or hate him. If that's your cup of tea, come on in. If not, this world may feel like a lot, so you can skip it or give the book a miss. Love and peace! 2. The relationships in most worlds are tangled, angsty, and deliciously painful. Healthy relationships are something to aspire to, but twisted ones are even more thrilling :D 3. Most of the mini-worlds have bad endings, with melodramatic, angsty bonus chapters. Later, there will be happy-ending bonus chapters where the protagonist returns to the worlds after he becomes gay. P.S. The first world is especially melodramatic. 4. I mainly want to write a gradual story about tormenting a straight man. The protagonist has a very clear goal. He doesn't care whether people love or hate him; all he cares about is the “heroine” in his eyes. That's why he's cold to anyone who isn't part of his goal, especially men. When he finds out the “heroine” is also a man...! Hehehe, that's more or less the story. 5. This is a story about tormenting a straight man, so it isn't for readers with extreme top-or-bottom preferences. In the second world, a cross-dressing top who weaves an elaborate deception to keep the protagonist from leaving makes an appearance. 6. Please don't impulse-buy the whole book. It's better to buy it chapter by chapter~ Coming-soon novel Please add My Life as a Beta Office Drone on a Dating Show to your reading list! Blurb: Xi Shi transmigrates. He becomes an ordinary Beta on an interstellar dating show, there to act as a mediator. His main task is to pair up Alphas and Omegas and exclaim, “What a perfect match! May you have a baby Alpha soon!” whenever a pairing succeeds. After years of working 996, Xi Shi is only now discovering that in the ABO era, people are on the verge of evolving away sleep and working 627 hours a week!! Xi Shi: ...Help, send me back to my 996 job!! - A month into the dating show, Xi Shi is suffering among a group of sleepless, three-body-people-like contestants. Deprived of sleep and full of resentment, he wears a miserable expression almost all the time. The spoiled young Omega, eager to show off: “Hey, I went out with that tsundere Alpha today!” Xi Shi, eyes heavy with exhaustion and looking dejected from lack of sleep: “Mm, you're so wonderful. He must really like you~” The spoiled young Omega: ...Does Xi Shi like him? The bad-tempered, tsundere Alpha: “The sweet Omega confessed to me today.” Xi Shi, forcing himself to perk up and put on starry eyes, his voice almost choked with tears because he wants to sleep: “You're so popular.” The bad-tempered, tsundere Alpha: ...He heard about him and someone else and got upset, but still complimented him. Does Xi Shi like him? - The production team tells Xi Shi to bring the energetic Alpha and the sweet Omega together. Xi Shi, who just wants to sleep: “All right QAQ” The production team is pleased and arranges an outing for the three of them. But in the end, the energetic Alpha carries a sleeping Xi Shi back, with the sweet Omega following behind. The sweet Omega, worried: “Is he heavy? Don't drop him.” The production team: ... Xi Shi!! - After the dating show airs, viewers all notice: Why is this Beta sleeping every chance he gets?! The Alphas and Omegas are caught in a love triangle, while Xi Shi takes naps wherever he happens to be. The Alphas and Omegas argue over how to divide up the work. Xi Shi tries to mediate with dark circles under his eyes, but his eyelids keep drooping. In the end, the argument is drowned out by the steady sound of Xi Shi sleeping. Viewers: “...” I'm so done. Didn't everyone evolve beyond needing sleep? Where did the production team find someone who can sleep this much? But things get even more ridiculous. Viewers: Wait, why have all the Alphas and Omegas fallen for him?! #NappingAnywhereAndEverywhere# #I'mFromEarthSendMeBackToMy996Job# An office drone / naps wherever he goes / (fake) straight bottom × powerful, possessive, fatherly top Theme: Don't crawl around in the dark. Stand up straight in the sunshine!