The Game NPC Is Always Making Advances on Me

Nohara Toru had thought this was just an ordinary town-building game. He never expected houses to grow in the fields, or NPCs to be planted there by him. Even more outrageous, later on an egg containing an NPC appeared. So this was a raising game too? After the NPCs appeared, he even unlocked a side quest requiring him to have five companions with max affection. Nohara Toru felt like this game was getting more and more suffocating. Meanwhile, the other players all thought someone was out to get them when a strange app appeared on their phones. They opened the game and saw a stick figure farming. They figured the developer had to be at least a little messed up. Later, they entered the game and were horrified to discover... Unless they unlocked the achievement "You Are the One I Love Most in This Life" with the stick figure, they couldn't even leave the game. They felt their brains short-circuit. Seafood Family Leader: Hello, I'm a pay-to-win player. Do you need a leg-hair follower? (After entering the game, this NPC discovers he has no combat ability and must rely on the stick figure to protect him.) A Salty Fish Unfit for This World: Hello, I'm just an ordinary lazy fish. Would you like to die together? (After entering the game, this NPC spends every day wanting to lie down.) God Who Lost His Superpowers: Hello, I used to be a god. Now I can be a peaceful leg-hair follower. (After entering the game, this NPC discovers his superpowers are gone and remains remarkably calm.) ...More NPCs keep appearing. This is a story where I think you're an NPC, but you think I'm an NPC. It's also a story where I think you're my brother, but you want to pick up the soap. The story goes premium on Saturday, June 26, 2021, so updates will pause for two days. I'll post a 10,000-word update then. The CP isn't clear yet. Maybe one will emerge as I write. Content warnings: 1. Some canon characters will be put through the wringer. If you can't handle that, please be gentle in your complaints. 2. The timeline is chaotic. Everything serves the protagonist. 3. If there are any plot holes, it's because the author is a noob. Please go easy on me. 4. The characters will definitely be out of character. I'm very sorry if that upsets you. Please go easy on me. Theme: Strive to be a source of joy, then spread the love in your heart throughout the world.