What Should I Do After Becoming No Longer Human?

[Next up: The Leader Dazai Wants to Be Exorcised Today Too [Jujutsu Kaisen], now underway. Please add it to your favorites!] Question: Is there anything worse than waking up transmigrated as someone else's ability? Answer: Having a master who's obsessed with causing trouble. During the days when Satomi Shitsu was transmigrated as a certain bandage-wearing man's ability, No Longer Human, his life was absolutely miserable! His master tries to drown himself: he has to fish him out. His master causes trouble: he takes the blame. His master flirts with his partner: he gets beaten up. His master... No Longer Human (Satomi Shitsu): (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ Whoever wants to be this ability can have it. I'm done putting up with this! [Things to know before reading] ● Original male protagonist, tons of headcanons, all out-of-character moments are on me. ● CP: Dazai. Happy ending. ● This is the story of a male protagonist born as a tool, with severe personality flaws, who, with the help of various bonds, becomes a true "person" with an independent personality. His relationship with his CP, Dazai, is made up of many things. Although there's a groveling arc, if you only want to read straightforward romance or a traditional groveling arc, this story may not be for you. Please be sure to check these warnings. ● The point of view is unclear. You can decide for yourself who tops and who bottoms. Premise: Giving someone the courage to take that first step gives them the strength to move forward