Dazai Keeps Putting Chuuya's Skill Points in the Wrong Places

* My new story, Everyone's Beloved Chuuya and His Double Black Dads, is now available. Check my profile for this and other upcoming stories. * Multiple-personality Dazai (Armed Detective Agency Dazai / Dark Era Dazai / White Dazai / Boss Dazai) x Chuuya with maxed-out charm. * The point: Partners may not last forever, but Double Black will. Story blurb: [Chuuya's Top-Secret Mission] 1. Enter a horror movie and save the real world. 2. Don't beat Dazai to death. 3. Don't let Dazai annoy you to death. [Unexpected Events] 1. Dazai put all his skill points into "Charm." 2. … (Too many unexpected events. System overloaded.) The first time Chuuya: Dazai, your fingers aren't working right. Want me to chop them off for you? Dazai: Chuuya~ I'll be more careful next time, I promise. The nth time Chuuya: What are you planning to misclick this time? Dazai: How about honesty? Chuuya, truth or dare! Chuuya: … [Dazai's Top-Secret Mission] 1. Stop Chuuya in time when he activates Corruption. 2. Be the brains and memorize the script. 3. Tease Chuuya. 4. Tease Chuuya. 5. Love Chuuya. [Unexpected Event] He was so excited that he accidentally selected the split-personality skill. His four personalities split off at random. Armed Detective Agency Dazai: Chuuya is my little slug. Dark Era Dazai: Time to write The Handbook for Killing Personalities. White Dazai: I'm at the top of the food chain. All it takes to win Chuuya's heart is an apple. Boss Dazai: Hmph. [Mission Completion Reward] XXX ABSOLUTELY CONFIDENTIAL XXX [Mission Settings] (Including, but not limited to, horror and thriller movies and TV shows.) (Updates ongoing...) *Friendly reminder* This is Double Black / Dazai x Chuuya. No switching or alternate pairings. One-on-one. If anyone is OOC, that's on me. Funny and sweet, not scary. Characters from other manga will make appearances, and everyone will be helping them get together. Feel free to leave a comment with other horror movies you'd like to see, or search for me on the web and message me to chat~ *Completed Double Black stories* Double Black's Daily Life After Dark Era Dazai and Armed Detective Agency Dazai Switch Bodies Double Black Starts Over After Chuuya Loses His Sight *Upcoming Double Black stories* 1. Everyone's Beloved Chuuya and His Double Black Dads Blurb: Little Chuuya had a rough childhood. Dazai, eating bread: I heard that when Chuuya was little, he didn't even know what bread was. Chuuya: What's it to you? Dazai: If I'd taken you in before the Sheep did, could I have raised you as my dog fair and square? Chuuya: Not a chance. But then a little kid grabbed Chuuya by the leg. Kid: Big brother... What's that square thing in his hand? Chuuya: … Dazai: …Wow~ A shady organization wanted to use little Chuuya as an experimental subject. Dazai was the first to object! Chuuya: If anyone's going to protect him, it'll be me. What's it got to do with you? Dazai turns to the little boy and reaches out: Come on, little one, tell me who I am! Little Chuuya: Daddy! Chuuya: Huh? You got a little kid to call you Dad, you shameless crook?! Dazai: Nothing wrong with that, my princess. Little Chuuya's arrival throws time into chaos, and they end up meeting little Dazai too. Dazai: Don't panic, Chuuya. Two kids is perfect. Chuuya: I'm not raising two of you. Get lost! Dazai: And who are you going to use once I'm gone? Chuuya: I'll kill you! Dazai: We already have two kids. Let's put off dying together for a while~ Chuuya: … This time, little Chuuya won't have to wander from place to place. Instead, everyone treats him like their own kid. The Detective Agency crew: Don't let the Mafia have little Chuuya! Dazai, are you listening? Port Mafia members: Where's little Chuuya? Chuuya, where's little Chuuya? Dark Era Dazai from the tangled timeline: He's our child. Eighteen-year-old Chuuya from the tangled timeline: I'm going to give him red wine! The sorcerers: He's a rare talent for jujutsu. The shinobi: Ninjutsu would be good too~ A certain little detective in black: There's only one truth, and it's the new student, Chuuya. Little Dazai, breaking through the crowd: Hm? Who's calling that little slug? One-on-one, Double Black / Dazai x Chuuya. No switching or alternate pairings. Cute, fluffy everyday life with a kid. Includes Jujutsu Kaisen, Naruto, and other worlds and characters. Any OOC is unintentional, so blame me. 2. Jujutsu Sorcerer Chuuya Wants to Be a Great Writer (Double Black) Blurb: Seven-year-old Chuuya wasn't found by the Sheep. Instead, Gojo picked him up. So little Chuuya loudly recited "The Sorrow of a Polluted Soul" in front of all the sorcerers. Gojo: Maybe this kid should go to a proper school? But little Chuuya easily crushed a truck with his bare hands. "Teacher Gojo, crushing this big truck is so much fun." Gojo: Maybe he should learn jujutsu after all. Sixteen-year-old Chuuya skips school all the time. Gojo: Roll call. Yuji: No need. Chuuya's not here! Gojo: Did he go write poetry again? A certain old man: Punishment. Megumi: Right. But when Chuuya is writing poetry outdoors, Verlaine comes to capture him. He's rescued by Dazai, a member of the Port Mafia who happens to be passing by. Dazai: No Longer Human. Chuuya thinks, but doesn't say: This is the great writer I admire! Dazai: This sorcerer looks pretty good. I'll kidnap him and make him my dog. Verlaine: You think I'd agree to that? Gojo: Hey, that's the student I picked up! Yuji: Chuuya said he'd help me eat without any trouble. A certain old man: I haven't collected all my fingers yet! Megumi: …(Why am I always stuck beneath that old guy?) Looks like there are still a few mountains for Double Black to climb before they can get married, not, before they can team up. Dazai: Heh. One-on-one, Double Black / Dazai x Chuuya. No switching or alternate pairings. Eighteen-year-old Dark Era Dazai x eighteen-year-old sorcerer Chuuya. Includes Jujutsu Kaisen and other worlds and characters. Any OOC is unintentional, so blame me. 3. Chuuya's Big-Shot Fanboy Battle Royale (Double Black) After Double Black broke up, Chuuya used Corruption for the last time in the middle of a crisis, but Dazai didn't arrive in time. As he fell into the jaws of death, all he could think was that if he got another life, he would stay far away from that mackerel! But Chuuya was reborn. He returned to the year he was eighteen and fell into a System called Battle Royale. All the big shots and villains wanted to win him over, but the System's mission was blank! Chuuya: What do you want me to do? System: There are no missions. Just run. When Chuuya was surrounded by villains and chased relentlessly by big shots, the bandage-loving stalker finally showed up and whisked him away. But the last person Chuuya wanted to see was that mackerel. Dazai: Did I get here in time this time? Chuuya: ?? So the bandage-loving stalker had been reborn too! Wait, did that mackerel die at the same time back then? System notification: Dazai's mission: Confidential. Chuuya's mission: None. One-on-one, Double Black / Dazai x Chuuya. No switching or alternate pairings. Eighteen-year-old Dark Era Dazai's body (Armed Detective Agency Dazai's soul) x eighteen-year-old Chuuya's body (twenty-two-year-old Chuuya's soul). Includes Jujutsu Kaisen and other worlds and characters. Any OOC is unintentional, so blame me. *Other stories* [Original danmei] Waiting for You to Feed Me, Little Fluffball: monster-hunting master and caretaker top x fluffy monster glutton bottom [Original historical danmei] I Transmigrated into a Book as the Villainous Master's Beloved: former tea-green darling top x transmigrated-into-a-book, current beloved bottom Theme: Life really is beautiful.