Chuuya, the Beloved Child, and His Double Black Dads

[My new book, The Sorcerer Chuuya Wants to Be a Literary Master (Double Black), will be taking over next. If you're interested, click on my profile to check it out~] [Four Double Black Couples' Everyday Life Raising Kids] Little Chuuya had a hard childhood. He didn't even know what a slice of bread was. But this time, he met Double Black. Dazai: This time, I'll be the one to show him the world! Chuuya: I'll take him to buy colorful hats! Dazai: I'll teach him about slugs! Chuuya: I'll keep him away from mackerel! Little Chuuya: But why is there a little mackerel here too? Little Dazai: Bullying little slugs is my lifelong mission! So this time, little Chuuya became everyone's darling. -Little Chuuya is the darling of the Ability Users- Mr. Fukuzawa: I'll raise him. Mr. Mori: Just ask if you need anything. Fyodor: Would I be fortunate enough to cultivate this promising little card? -Little Chuuya is the darling of the Jujutsu world- Lord Sukuna: Hey! You little orange-haired brat! My fingers aren't toys! 5t5: Call me Gojo-sensei, and I'll teach you jujutsu~ -Little Chuuya is the darling of the ninja world- Kakashi: I think he'd be better off joining my team. Uchiha Nii-san: I'm good at raising little brothers. Verlaine: I'm an Ability User, but I have to say this: my little brother is mine. Big Chuuya and little Chuuya are both my brothers! -Little Chuuya is also the little darling of the Soul Reapers and the great detectives- Soul Reaper Captains: Shall we catch a Hollow to give him as a toy? Conan: I can give my detective manga to Chuuya. So why are there Double Black dads? 18-year-old Dark Era Dazai x 18-year-old Chuuya: We're only 18, but we can raise a kid too. Boss Dazai x Executive Chuuya: Change the ending by starting with a little baby! White Dazai x Vampire Chuuya (get them out of here): If you're kidnapping the kid, count us in too~ One-on-one, Double Black/Dazai and Chuuya. No breaking them up or reversing the pairing, so don't start ship wars. Everyday life raising a kid, sweet and adorable. Other worlds and characters from Jujutsu Kaisen, Naruto, Bleach, Detective Conan, and more will appear. If anyone is out of character, blame me. [Advertising time---] [Completed:] [Double Black's Everyday Life After Dark Era Dazai and Armed Detective Agency Dazai Switch Bodies] [Double Black Reboots After Chuuya Loses His Sight] [Dazai Always Assigns Chuuya's Skill Points Wrong (Double Black Crossover Horror)] [Upcoming stories in the collection:] 1. [The Sorcerer Chuuya Wants to Be a Literary Master (Double Black)] Blurb: [Blurb 1] When Chuuya was just "born," he didn't meet the Sheep. Instead, he appeared on the streets of Tokyo and was picked up by 5t5. So little Chuuya became the bond that brought peace to the jujutsu world! He recites, "Amid the Corruption," while eating oranges, and gets Geto, Brain, and Toji to return to the right path! Lord Sukuna: What about me? Chuuya: You've always been a good old man, sir! Chuuya is a truant little rascal after enrolling at Jujutsu High. 5t5: Roll call. Yuji: No need. Chuuya isn't here! 5t5: Did he go write poetry again? Megumi: He could be doing anything. Lord Sukuna: Anything but going to school. Geto: It's all 5t's fault for leading the kid astray. But when Chuuya is writing poetry outdoors, Verlaine, Rimbaud, N, the Flags, and countless others come to take him away. Don't worry! Chuuya gets rescued by the handsome Port Mafia Dazai-kun~ Dazai: You like my suicide manual? Chuuya: I don't like it! (This is exactly the kind of literary master I aspire to be!) Dazai: This sorcerer looks pretty good, so I'll just kidnap him~ 5t5: Do you know how hard it was to raise Chuuya? Pay me back for my expenses first! Geto: I raised Chuuya, and 5t has nothing to do with it. So you have to ask me first. Brain: The right to raise him clearly belongs to me. Lord Sukuna: This little orange brat and I have a grudge. I won't allow it! Toji's ghost: Chuuya's the only one who can talk to me. Let's see who dares steal him. Principal Yaga: Who's trying to steal my limited-edition "cursed corpse"? Upperclassman Yuta: Chuuya and I get along really well. We're going to keep playing together. Yuji, Megumi, Nobara, Inumaki, Maki, Panda... Verlaine: No one is allowed to kidnap my little brother! Rimbaud: Summer is too cold here. Chuuya can't leave my side for even a step. Looks like Double Black's path to marriage---no, to forming a group---still has a few mountains to cross. Dazai: Heh. [Blurb 2] Among the dark uniforms at Jujutsu High, a little orange-haired student in red and green looks around. He's Chuuya, a first-year sorcerer with absolutely no cursed energy! According to a secret investigation by a Port Mafia subordinate posing as a reporter, the information is as follows--- Secretly wealthy 5t5: I picked Chuuya up when he was just "born." Raising him cost too much, so I won't hand him over to anyone who tries to take him~ Suguru Geto, suffering but happy: Chuuya asked the Soul Reaper to bring me back to life, but not only did the process go wrong, I also got stuck raising a baby (Chuuya)! Brain, rival for custody: I'm trapped in the other half of Geto's body. I'll make Chuuya pay (by making sure his right to be raised belongs to me)! Severely sleep-deprived Lord Sukuna: That little orange brat keeps disturbing my sleep and disrespecting my fingers! I'll "educate" him with the most evil cursed technique. Principal Yaga, who has been bribed: I regret that I don't have time for interviews, but you can ask my limited-edition "cursed corpse" Chuuya how kind he is. Lonely ghost dad Toji: Chuuya is the only one who can see me, so you're holding your microphone crooked. Upperclassman Yuta: Please don't interrupt story time with Chuuya and me. Megumi, Yuji, Nobara, Inumaki, Maki, Panda, and so on... waiting in line. The subordinate submits his report--- Subordinate on the phone: Mr. Dazai, this is the information I risked my life to obtain! Dazai on the phone: You're too late. Rando, Verlaine, the Flags, and N have already set out. Subordinate on the phone: What about you, sir? Dazai on the phone: I'm kidnapping Chuuya. I'm evading the sorcerers. Dazai: You're good at poetry. Let's die together~ Chuuya: Why? Dazai: Too many people are after you. Only a double suicide will let us get away! Chuuya: I mean, why would I die with you?! Dazai: Because there can only be one "No Longer Human" in the "Corruption"~~ Chuuya gets it instantly: Go to hell!! One-on-one, Double Black/Dazai and Chuuya. No breaking them up or reversing the pairing. 18-year-old Dark Era Dazai x 18-year-old sorcerer Chuuya. 2. [Chuuya's Powerful Fanboy Harem (Double Black)] *After breaking up with Dazai, Chuuya dies and is reborn at the age of 18, falling into a harem System. He even loses his ability and can only try to escape from villains and powerful figures who are determined to win him over. *Dazai fails to save Chuuya and is also reborn at 18. Chuuya can only regain his ability if Dazai puts XX on him. *The System gives Chuuya no missions. He only has to escape the advances of villains and powerful figures. As for Dazai... Weren't you the one who suggested breaking up? Then win Chuuya back all over again! ---From all those villains and powerful figures. System notice: Dazai's mission---classified. Chuuya's mission---none. System notice: Dazai's mission---classified. Chuuya's mission---none. One-on-one, Double Black/Dazai and Chuuya. No breaking them up or reversing the pairing. 18-year-old Dark Era Dazai's body (Armed Detective Agency Dazai's soul) x 18-year-old Chuuya's body (22-year-old Chuuya's soul). 3. [Executive Dazai's Operation to Capture Armed Detective Agency Chuuya (Double Black)] *Chuuya was rescued from an experiment as a child and given to Fukuzawa to raise like a cat. *At 15, he met a troublesome guy. *Later, Chuuya decided to give Dazai some sunshine. *Dazai joined the Mafia at 15 and received a mission: bring Chuuya back. *He worked on this mission for three years. Every faction, from Ability Users to sorcerers, became an obstacle. *At 18, he decided he had to complete the mission. One-on-one, Double Black/Dazai and Chuuya. No breaking them up or reversing the pairing. Executive Dazai x Armed Detective Agency Chuuya. Theme: A beautiful, kind world