Chuuya the Sorcerer Wants to Be a Literary Master

[From Chapter 21 onward, red envelopes will be handed out in the comments! Every chapter's author's note will include a bonus skit (not part of the main story, just for laughs). Don't miss it, everyone!] When the newly "born" Zhongli hadn't met the Sheep, he appeared on the streets of Tokyo and was picked up by 5t5. And so little Zhongli became the peacekeeping link between the sorcerers! He ate oranges while reciting, "In the tainted sorrow," and brought Geto, Brain, and old man Toji back to the right path! Lord Sukuna: What about me? Zhongli: You're already a good old man, Lord Sukuna! Once he started at the technical college, Zhongli turned into a little truant. 5t5: Did he go write poetry again? Fushiguro: Could be anything. Lord Sukuna: Anything but going to class. No worries! An ability user who doesn't want to become a Special Grade sorcerer isn't a true literary master! Zhongli does work hard in secret~ But then Zhongli ran into Verlaine, Rimbaud, N, the Flags, and countless others who came to drag him away. Don't worry! The handsome Dazai from the Port Mafia came to his rescue~ Dazai: You like my suicide manual? Zhongli: I don't like it! (This is exactly the sort of literary master I aspire to be!) Dazai: This sorcerer looks pretty good. I'll kidnap him~ 5t5: Do you know how hard it was to raise Zhongli? Pay me back for the expenses first! Geto: I was the one who took care of Zhongli, not 5t5, so you have to ask me first. Brain: I have the rightful claim to raise him. Lord Sukuna: This little orange and I have a grudge. I forbid it! Toji's ghost, Principal Yaga, upperclassman Okkotsu, Itadori, Fushiguro, Nobara, Inumaki, Maki, Panda... Verlaine: No one is kidnapping my little brother! Rimbaud: Summers are too cold here. Zhongli can't leave my side for even a moment. Looks like the double-black wedding route, no, the group route, still has a few mountains to cross. Dazai, brimming with confidence: Heh. But even Dazai has a day when he gets it wrong~~ Dazai: Let's die together~ Zhongli: Why? Dazai: Because in "tainted sorrow," there can only be one "No Longer Human"~~ Zhongli gets it instantly: Go to hell! Once you've got a weakness, haven't you already lost? One-on-one, double black / Dazai x Zhongli, no switching or splitting. Dark Era Dazai x sorcerer Zhongli. The worlds of Jujutsu Kaisen and Bleach are combined. If anyone acts out of character, blame me. Please be kind in your comments. Thanks for reading~ [Advertisement time, ] [Completed:] Double-Black Dads for Beloved Zhongli Daily Life of Double Black After Dark Era Dazai and Detective Agency Dazai Switch Bodies Double Black Starts Over After Zhongli Loses His Sight Dazai Keeps Misallocating Zhongli's Skill Points (Double Black Crossover Horror) [Upcoming novels:] 1. Double Black: Zhongli's Battle Royale of Powerful Admirers * Zhongli dies after breaking up with Dazai and is reborn in the year they turn eighteen, falling into a battle-royale System. He even loses his ability, leaving villains and powerful figures to try every trick to win him over. * Dazai didn't get to save Zhongli and is also reborn at eighteen. Zhongli can only regain his ability if Dazai puts XX on him. * Zhongli has no mission in the System. He only needs to escape the advances of villains and powerful figures. As for Dazai... Weren't you the one who suggested breaking up? Then win Zhongli back all over again! Right out from under the villains and powerful figures. System notification: Dazai's mission: Classified. Zhongli's mission: None. System notification: Dazai's mission: Classified. Zhongli's mission: None. One-on-one, double black / Dazai x Zhongli, no switching or splitting. Dark Era Dazai's body at eighteen (Detective Agency Dazai's soul) x Zhongli's body at eighteen (Zhongli's soul at twenty-two). 2. The Executive's Operation to Capture Detective Agency Zhongli (Double Black) * Zhongli is rescued from an experiment as a child and given to Fukuzawa to raise like a cat. * At fifteen, he meets a troublesome guy. * Later, Zhongli decides to give Dazai some sunshine. * Dazai joins the organization at fifteen and is given a mission: bring Zhongli back. * He spends three years on the mission, with ability users, sorcerers, and every other faction standing in his way. * At eighteen, he decides he has to complete the mission. One-on-one, double black / Dazai x Zhongli, no switching or splitting. Executive Dazai x Detective Agency Zhongli. 3. How Could Verlaine and Rimbaud Let Dazai Steal Their Zhongli? (Double Black) Verlaine, Rimbaud, and all the powerful figures compete with Dark Era Dazai in the battle for Zhongli! (Synopsis to come.) 4. How the Phantom Thief Dazai and Detective Zhongli Became Double Black The Phantom Thief Dazai and Detective Zhongli from the Wild Dog card game, with all the powerful figures turned into ordinary people, continue their campaign to win Zhongli over... (Synopsis to come.) Theme: Believe in fate.