[Bungo Stray Dogs] All the Port Mafia Executives Became Os

The ability users of Yokohama were affected by some kind of mysterious force, and everyone underwent a secondary gender presentation. Mori Ogai woke up and patted his chest in relief. Thank goodness, thank goodness I presented as an A. The boss's dignity is intact. But he didn't stay happy for long, because he discovered that all his subordinates had presented as O... That wasn't even the worst part. The worst part was that his mortal enemies, the Armed Detective Agency, were all A! He began to worry about the future of the Port Mafia. After a wave of unrest, ability users who'd previously stayed in the shadows gradually came into public view. People were shocked to learn that supernatural abilities really existed, and society began to question ability users. But those doubts were quickly drowned out by a certain public-opinion campaign. A certain bandage-wasting device from the Armed Detective Agency and a top-ranked member of the Port Mafia's selection committee ran into each other on the street and started arguing. "Stop wandering around in front of me. You're such an eyesore!" "Who did I think it was? Turns out it's just a little shorty. I almost didn't notice you before I stepped on you." "Dazai, I'm warning you, I'm in a terrible mood right now, so you..." "Why are you in a bad mood? Is it because you presented as an O? It suits your build, Chuuya." "What?! You wanna die?!" Naturally, someone with an agenda filmed the whole thing and uploaded it online. "Wow! Caught a tsundere shou!" "They're so cute!" "The background in the video is a certain shop on a Yokohama street. I went there to measure it in person. The shop door is 3.5 meters high, and from the camera angle, it's about 4 centimeters tall. As for the two people in the video... Judging by all the clues, the black-haired boy is probably 1.8 meters tall, while the red-haired shou has to be 1.6 meters. What does that mean? The cutest height difference ever!" "The person above said way too much, but I like the conclusion!" "They're so good together." "Does anyone know their names? I'll pay big money!" More and more people online begged for the two to get together, giving the Ability User Protection Association hope that ordinary people and ability users could live together in peace. So they went to the two bosses of the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia and plotted (crossed out)... had a discussion. Finally, they reached a decision. The Armed Detective Agency would work with the Port Mafia to have Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya debut in the center... Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya: "Not a chance!" Their juniors, Nakajima Atsushi and Akutagawa Ryuunosuke, were often seen around the two seniors and got caught up in the commotion. After someone happened to photograph them, their good looks made them impossible to resist shipping. Nakajima Atsushi: "Please don't joke around, Mr. Dazai. How could someone like me become an idol?" Dazai Osamu: "Don't worry. Just stand next to Akutagawa and do nothing. Trust me." "That sounds awfully suspicious..." Meanwhile. Akutagawa: "Why do I have to appear on a variety show with the weretiger?" Mori Ogai: "This is currently the best solution, and it's part of your job. Akutagawa, don't dwell too much on the reason." "...Understood." 1. This is something I made up for fun, so the characters will definitely be out of character. But I couldn't help writing it. 2. If you can't accept the ABO setting, please don't click in! There are way too many trigger points! 3. The story follows the background of the original anime's third season. Writing began in February 2021 and ended in June 2022. Theme: Making my own sugar