The Scorned White Moonlight Awakens and Laughs Herself Crazy

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1. Song Xixi awakened and discovered she was the foil in a story where the substitute takes the leading role: the green-tea White Moonlight.

Jealous that everyone loved the substitute, she kept bringing disaster upon herself, ultimately leaving her family ruined and owing a hundred billion in debt.

But she learned the truth too late. The novel was already nearing its ending, and she was despairing and about to take her own life!

Song Xixi: "What?!"

She dropped the razor blade and smiled as she switched to another green-tea tactic. "Hello, 110? I want to fulfill my civic duty, so I'd like to request protection~"

2. The whole internet assumed Song Xixi would be hiding in some dark corner, barely scraping by. But to everyone's utter surprise, they saw her looking full of life.

At a press conference, Song Xixi was still speaking in that sugary, green-tea way: "I owe a hundred billion, you know. To pay it off as quickly as possible, I can only draw inspiration from my dreams. I'm planning a trilogy: 'After Being Reborn, I Got Rid of My Scumbag Ex by Playing His Substitute,' 'Being a Substitute Is Fine as Long as the Money's Right,' and 'The Substitute Really Refuses to Be Promoted to the Real Thing.'"

"Anyone interested is welcome to come negotiate with a good-faith deposit."

In response:

The female lead, a substitute who had indeed been reborn, was horrified. "...In your dreams?"

Song Xixi's first love scoffed. "Those are just sordid tricks to get attention!"

Song Xixi's childhood friend, a top-tier star, sneered. "You're a disgusting, clingy pest!"

Song Xixi's former domineering CEO fiancé ordered without hesitation, "Blacklist her."

Then all three busied themselves with gently comforting and pampering the female lead, the substitute.

But who could have guessed that the next moment, the Ministry of Justice would praise her as a model for modern-day bankrupts to learn from!

Everyone: "What?!?!"

Content warnings:

1. A self-indulgent wish-fulfillment story, with a green-tea, unhinged female lead who goes from a hundred billion in debt to the richest person alive.

2. No real-life inspirations. Please don't read this as referring to real people.

3. Includes a chasing-the-love interest-after-the-breakup arc, but he doesn't win her back. The male lead is Shang Qi.

Please add my neighboring novel, "The Kid from the Variety Show's Foil Group Refuses to Lose," to your reading list. Mwah!

1. Qin Sisi has always known she's spoiled, and even a bit of a troublesome brat.

No matter what she does, her uncle spoils her and her maternal grandparents protect her. If she wants the stars, her family will throw in the moon as a bonus. So life is really boring. If she doesn't act up and cause trouble, it's even more boring.

After an accident, she was bound to a villain System and learned that she was the foil character in a childcare variety-show novel. She was a naughty kid, her whole family were villains, and they were all destined for tragic endings.

Qin Sisi: "What?"

2. Looking at Qin Sisi's utterly bewildered face, the System recalled how all its coworkers had described their experiences with clueless human children. In despair, it began to explain, "A villain is..."

Before it could finish, Qin Sisi's eyes lit up. Full of energy, she struck a transformation pose. "I get it! It's the Dark Magical Girl, Snow White's evil stepmother, the Big Bad Wolf, Black Tiger, and..."

"Uncle System, what kind of villain do you want? I've watched loads of different cartoons!"

The System was stunned. The System was delighted.

This five-year-old was a keeper. She understood villains~

So it confidently handed down its missions. "The genius director's son is a math whiz. Go steal his Rubik's Cube and make him cry, so the female lead can comfort him."

"The female lead is afraid of dogs. Go scare her and make her cry."

"The idol's younger brother..."

Qin Sisi stood tall and answered in a clear, crisp voice, "I'll get it done!"

Later, after the missions were completed, the director thanked Qin Sisi in front of everyone and practically wanted to become sworn brothers with her. The director's son patiently helped Qin Sisi with her math homework, and the female lead even called herself Sisi's big sister...

Even the childcare variety show became a global sensation.

Qin Sisi urged the System with a pleased smile. "Come on, what's the next mission? I'm about to enter conquer-the-universe mode, right?"

The System looked at the little girl who had become everyone's darling and quietly threatened her. "If you watch one more cartoon, your three uncles will come back carrying hundred-meter-long feather dusters."

Frightened, Qin Sisi immediately turned off the TV and opened her workbook. Secretly, she made a grand resolution: Once I conquer the universe, I'll make my family do their homework!

Theme: Failure isn't scary. What matters is having the courage to start over