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1. Su Tiantian comes from a wealthy family, but her parents care only about profit, forcing her to become a pawn in an arranged marriage as soon as she graduates from college.
She hopes to build a good married life, but her disabled husband has a terrible temper and a five-year-old son.
The boy is clever but a little terror, always looking for trouble.
Exhausted, Su Tiantian unexpectedly awakens and discovers that she is the foil in a reality show about mothers raising children. On the surface, she's gentle and sweet, but in reality, she's starved for affection and jealous, there to make the Cinderella-born actress look virtuous and kind.
Su Tiantian: "??!"
She wants to leave the show and stay away from the plot.
But then a System binds itself to her and threatens her: [You have to join the show and complete your missions, or you'll die.]
Su Tiantian lets loose completely, taking on the world and the System: "Then I'll have to hurry up and blow through all the money in my name!"
System: "???"
2. The first episode airs:
Netizens rage: #Capital-backedCelebrity parachuting in to take a veteran actor's spot, get out of the parenting show#
#Is there something wrong with this parenting? The kid is selfish and spoiled, the adult is overbearing and unreasonable#
The production team pleads: Ratings! Everything is for the ratings!
System: [You must complete the mud pit mission and sleep in the pigsty!]
Su Tiantian puts on her sunglasses, tosses out a check, and opens her mouth:
"My child will pay the guest who got replaced 60 million in compensation. Check the transfer timestamp."
"Also, I'm investing 300 million in this show. And I'll put in another 100 million to make a survival show where the production team can try out the activities they came up with!"
"As for parenting, my child has a dedicated education team: eight teachers with PhDs, two child psychologists, and one child education specialist. What qualifications do the netizens have?"
"And I'll say it myself: I'll donate 10 billion to charity, earmarked for girls' education and martial arts training. [Tiantian Foundation V]"
Netizens: "???"
Production team forced to upgrade the show: "…"
System: "…"
Nobody could even feel jealous anymore. By the time half the show had aired, the whole internet was talking about one thing:
#What man is lucky enough to marry Su Tiantian in this lifetime?#
The formerly bratty Gu Yu hops around, desperate to get noticed: That's me, that's me! The most amazing mom in the whole world is mine! As for Dad, he can be replaced!
3. At first, Su Tiantian only wanted to spend the last part of her life doing whatever she pleased. She never expected the show to become a hit and make her famous, or for even the difficult father and son to turn into obedient little sweethearts.
The original heroine watches the plot go off the rails and is furious. She's supposed to be the female lead! What went wrong?
System: Don't ask me. This Host used reverse "pay-to-win" tactics to force the System to upgrade into a romance System. I'm so miserable!
[Bonus Scene]
Ever since Gu Yu chose Su Tiantian as his new stepmom, he's been counting the days on his fingers, reciting the evaluation criteria:
Stepmom is pretty: +10 points
Stepmom tells stories: +1 point
At long last, he's nearly reached a hundred points. She's almost done with her "ten-month pregnancy" and about to give birth to such an adorable child as him. But then Su Tiantian joins the parenting show and suddenly changes her tune. She starts scolding him, laughing at him, and pinching his chubby cheeks.
The points are dropping faster than he can keep up!
But somehow, she seems even more amazing now!
Gu Yu thinks back on all their moments together and makes a big, sweeping gesture, adding a ton of points. Anyway, he knows the rules: the organizers have the final say in how they're interpreted!
So the scorecard is updated:
Su Tiantian is fierce, but she looks super pretty when she's fierce: +100 points
She laughs, but it's not at him, she's praising Gu Yu: +10,000 points
New story: My Riches Are Why I Asked the Movie Emperor to Join Me on a Dating Show, Pretending to Be in Love. Please add it to your favorites, mwah!
1. Hua Xin enters the entertainment industry for love. After becoming an overnight sensation, she helps her boyfriend advance his career.
Three years later, she fades into obscurity while her boyfriend becomes a movie emperor.
Just as she's preparing to introduce him to her family, he hands her a contract for a dating show and tells her to pick a fight with his rival by faking a scandal with the acclaimed, aloof movie emperor Xie Bai.
Hua Xin: "???"
She breaks up with him without hesitation, then unexpectedly awakens and discovers that she's the heroine of a "chasing your wife to the crematorium" story.
Her scumbag ex is the male lead.
He has someone else in his heart, his unattainable first love, and treats Hua Xin as a substitute. Later comes the whole package: tearful apologies, kneeling, getting hurt to prove his love, and regret.
And Hua Xin actually softens, forgives him, and marries him.
Hua Xin: "??!"
To keep herself from becoming an idiot, she decides to skip straight to a marriage of convenience.
But the outstanding men around her are either the gentle second male lead, her childhood friend from the novel, or the obsessive third male lead, a domineering CEO in an arranged marriage...
So Hua Xin sets her sights on Xie Bai.
Xie Bai is handsome, and most importantly, he appears in just one chapter of the novel before dying in a car accident.
2. The whole internet erupts when news breaks that the aloof movie emperor and a little-known idol are officially dating and will appear together on a dating show.
Fans are unhappy and threaten to stop following him. But Xie Bai, who normally couldn't care less about fan service, fires off three forceful posts:
Xie Bai V: I'm an actor. Just focus on my work, and don't try to tell me how to live my private life.
Xie Bai V: We're legally married.
Xie Bai V: I'm joining the dating show to learn how to win my wife back.
The fans are furious, resentful, and can't help watching anyway:
When the other guests peel shrimp, Xie Bai sneers, "Why not just buy peeled shrimp?" Then he peels a whole platter of crawfish.
When the production team tests the women on their knowledge of makeup, Xie Bai complains that they should have makeup artists, then turns around and crams on lipstick shades.
Xie Bai puts on a traditional hanfu and dances for Hua Xin.
It isn't just the fans. Even the other netizens are jealous: [Xie Bai does all the work. Besides being pretty, what can Hua Xin even do?]
Hua Xin, questioned by countless people, calmly shows off her contract: [Because I'm the movie emperor's sugar mama! I just started preparing a new film for my one and only leading man. Could you do that?]
The whole internet is stunned.
Xie Bai replies with a smile: [Yes, you're the one in my heart.]
[Bonus Scene]
Hua Xin is enjoying being the movie emperor's sugar mama when her scumbag ex shows up to threaten and entice her: "Hua Xin, get off that dating show right now, or I'll blacklist you."
"I'm now the sole heir to the entertainment industry's powerful Li family!"
Hua Xin rolls her eyes and tags people directly.
Rising Production Company V: I hear someone wants to blacklist my boss?
Internet Mogul Big Sister V: Blacklist her? You?
Top Lawyer Second Sister V: Want to discuss the contract?
Olympic Boxing Champion Big Brother V: I've finally achieved my goal of learning boxing, hahaha!
The Hua family, among the richest in the country, V: Is the Hua family not rich enough? Is the title of heiress not impressive enough for our Xin Xin?
Xiejia International Group V: Adding the theme song for fun. [The Private Life of a Cat]
Former arranged-marriage domineering CEO and obsessive third male lead: Meet @Xie Bai, a runaway capitalist! He didn't even want the chairman's seat. Do you dare to steal the person who bankrolls him for life?
The scumbag's vision goes black.
Hua Xin is also stunned when she sees the last tag and turns to her very dedicated movie emperor: "A runaway capitalist?"
Xie Bai eagerly pulls out a washboard: "Honey, let me explain!"
Theme: No matter what happens, stay true to your original aspirations and believe that your efforts will be rewarded
From Dowry Maid to Imperial Consort
A Farmer's Son Changes His Fate Through the Imperial Exams, Bringing His Cannon Fodder Sister Along
A Refugee's Daily Life: Settling Down and Running a Food Stall
The Empress Consort Rules the Harem with Her Favor
After Going on a Supernatural Variety Show with My Deadbeat Stepbrother, I Gave Up Trying
The Dating Show's Foil Would Rather Be a Stepmom
I Threw Together a Survival Variety Show Overnight with My Zombie Cubs
The Gorgeous Vase Was Reclaimed by a Top Mystic Sect and Became Famous
The Kid from the Variety Show's Contrast Pair Refuses to Lose
After the Heroine Spoiled the Whole Story for the Villainess
Ignoring the Female Lead's Inner Thoughts in a Period Novel [The 1980s]
After the Brat Squandered the Fortune, Her Tycoon Husband Returned [Showbiz]
It's really not easy for Gu Lin to have a wife.
Is this an update resumption?
Where is Gu Yuren? Disappeared?
Until now, I really can't stand it anymore. It's not easy for the author to code, but I still get 2 points. I'm not a holy mother bitch, the kind of person whose parents go too far and force their suffering children to be considerate. The heroine's parents are indeed limited by various factors in their education and growth environment and favor sons over daughters, but the heroine and the heroine's second sister don't have to be that crazy. They just make more money and make more money. They really have the potential to be supercilious. The relationship between parents and children is also growing. I can only see the bad things and keep bringing them up to enlarge. I don't know whether to let go of myself or each other. Anyway, the whole article keeps emphasizing the damage to the heroine's soul by focusing on boys over girls. It disgusts me. This is just my personal opinion. I live in a family with many children, so maybe I don't understand this extreme. Jianghu disappeared.
What is Academic Daji?
Spread flowers, finally updated, it's been a long wait
I want my eldest brother to take my little Gu family head to participate in a variety show
It's really not easy for Gu Lin to have a wife.
Is it almost over?
Xiaoyu's routine is really one after another.