1. Luo Lili was spoiled and dazzling, born into wealth, with countless admirers.
She joined a dating show and discovered that three of the four male contestants were her ex-boyfriends.
Luo Lili: “…”
She couldn’t be bothered to deal with her exes and was about to quit the show when she fell into the water and awakened to the truth: she was the villainess in a dating-show novel.
The legendary Black Moonlight.
She was always at odds with the heroine, who had a substitute, a massive fan club, and a System as her golden finger.
In the end, her family went bankrupt, and she was hit by a car and killed!
Luo Lili: “???”
Once she realized she couldn’t leave the show normally, she decided to give up and do whatever.
In the second episode, she held a marriage certificate in one hand and led a kid with the other, saying lightly:
“I’m a rich family’s young stepmother. I’m bringing my kid on the dating show for a little experience.”
“Don’t worry, the kid’s already eighteen!”
The whole internet exploded.
The male contestants and the original heroine were horrified: This isn’t how the plot is supposed to go!
2. Gu Yu had to get his parents called in eighteen times a week.
But he didn’t want to change, and was determined to become the world’s most famous rebellious kid.
He never expected a stepmother to drop in out of nowhere and take over his discipline on his father’s behalf.
This so-called stepmother came from a nouveau riche family, was a third-tier actress with countless scandals, and was currently being trashed by the whole internet.
Meanwhile, his nominal father was his blood-related uncle: a wealthy young heir, a workaholic, handsome and refined, and a man of impeccable virtue!
The two of them were a terrible match, yet they dared to profess their undying love!
Gu Yu sneered. “Keep acting. I dare you to have a second child!”
3. And so the dating-show love triangle began. The audience watched:
The original heroine show off her cooking skills, while the male contestants waited on her hand and foot, putting on a show of both open and covert rivalry. The tension was off the charts.
The bizarre mother-and-son duo, on the other hand...
Luo Lili took advantage of her status as a rich family’s young stepmother to slack off. She didn’t just have the family chef deliver their meals, she also said, “Son, your father and I are having a video-call candlelit dinner. Play us some violin music!”
The next moment, her wonderful son picked up a suona and played a tune, then wiped away a tear and solemnly said, “Don’t worry, I’ll see you both off when the time comes.”
“I’ve already bought the tombstones. It’s a prime feng shui spot, and the two plots cost five million!”
Luo Lili calmly replied, “Thanks, kiddo. Your grandpa knows the developer. Use your mother’s name and you’ll get half off!”
The whole internet burst into laughter. [So a person is a total idiot? No wonder he’s such a dutiful son!]
[More like they’ll break your legs!]
[This rich-family power struggle is wild!]
Countless people watched eagerly, waiting for things to go wrong, only to end up eating their words.
This “loving mother and filial son” duo had become a hit before anyone even noticed!
Someone dug up Luo Lili’s secret identities.
She was a rising designer of traditional Chinese fashion who helped bring Chinese-style formalwear to the world stage;
She was also the behind-the-scenes investor in hit variety shows and TV dramas.
Netizens started wondering what kind of lucky old man had such a perfect wife and son, with a loving mother and filial son to boot!
Gu Jingming, who was always aloof and refined, angrily posted a nine-grid photo collage to prove from every angle that he wasn’t old.
The whole internet exploded again.
The legendary old man was only twenty-eight. He was a god of AI, a business magnate, and the head of a wealthy family.
The original heroine’s System crashed too, trembling in fear. [Th-this is the father of Systems? Run!]
Luo Lili exploded too: “Mr. Gu, we need to get divorced right away! I can’t give you a kid!”
Gu Yu: “Uncle, can you even do it? If not, I’ll step in!”
Gu Jingming, who had been planning to confess his feelings, beat up the rebellious kid, then instantly changed his expression and said cautiously, “We’re not getting divorced.”
Luo Lili: “...Fine! You’re handsome and smart anyway. Borrowing a kid to inherit the family fortune wouldn’t be a bad deal!”
“The kid takes my last name! Put that in the contract!”
Theme: A good horse never eats grass it has already left behind.
Very well written, please update more often.
Can you update this novel first?
When will this article be updated?
Doesn't this Xu have any brains at all? One billion a year...
So cool!! It's just too short!!