The Kid from the Variety Show's Contrast Pair Refuses to Lose

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1. Qin Sisi has always known she's willful, and even a bit of a little troublemaker.

But no matter what she does, her uncle spoils her, and her maternal grandparents protect her. If she asks her parents for the stars, they'll throw in the moon, too. Life is so boring that if she doesn't act up and make trouble, it gets even more boring.

After an accident, she's bound to a villain System and learns that she's the spoiled kid in a childcare variety-show novel, the foil to the female lead. Her whole family are villains, and their ending is tragic.

Qin Sisi: "???"

2. Looking at Qin Sisi's utterly bewildered face, the System recalls how all its colleagues have described the cluelessness of human toddlers, and explains in despair: [A villain is...]

Before it can finish, Qin Sisi's eyes light up. Full of energy, she strikes a transformation pose. [I get it! It's the Dark Witch, Snow White's evil stepmother, the Big Bad Wolf, Hei Xiaohu, and...]

[Uncle System, what kind of villain do you want? I've seen all sorts in cartoons!]

The System is shocked. The System is delighted.

This five-year-old is a keeper. She knows all about villains~

So it gives her the first task with peace of mind: [The little heroine is afraid of dogs. Go scare her and make her cry.]

[The idol's younger brother...]

Qin Sisi holds her head high and answers crisply, "I'll get the job done!"

Later, she completes her tasks, and the little heroine becomes her loyal fan. The idol's younger brother showers her with praise.

Even the childcare variety show becomes a global hit.

Qin Sisi happily urges the System: [Come on, what's the next task? I'm about to start my conquest of the universe, right?]

The System looks at the kid who's become everyone's darling and quietly threatens her: [If you watch any more cartoons, your three uncles will come back carrying hundred-meter-long feather dusters.]

Terrified, Qin Sisi immediately turns off the TV and opens her workbook. She secretly makes a grand resolution: When I conquer the universe, I'll make my parents do my homework!

Content warnings:

1. Family-focused.

2. All the kids have their own strengths and get along harmoniously.

Please add my next novel, "I'm Rich, So I'll Have the Best Actor Join Me on a Dating Show and Pretend to Be in Love"

1. Hua Xin enters the entertainment industry for love. After becoming an overnight sensation, she helps her boyfriend rise to success.

Three years later, she's faded into obscurity, while her boyfriend has become a Best Actor.

Just as she's preparing to introduce him to her family, he hands her a dating-show contract and tells her to piggyback on a rival's fame by faking a scandal with the aloof, acclaimed Best Actor Xie Bai.

Hua Xin: "???"

After breaking up with him without hesitation, she unexpectedly awakens to the truth: she's the heroine of a "chasing your wife to the crematorium" novel.

Her scumbag boyfriend is the male lead.

He has someone else in his heart, and treats Hua Xin as a substitute. Later, he does the whole routine of shedding tears, getting on his knees, getting hurt while confessing his love, and regretting everything.

And Hua Xin actually softens, forgives him, and marries him.

Hua Xin: "??!"

To keep herself from becoming brainless, she decides to get ahead of things and marry by contract.

But the outstanding men around her are either the gentle second male lead, her childhood friend from the novel, or the possessive third male lead, a domineering CEO she's supposed to marry for business reasons...

So Hua Xin sets her sights on Xie Bai.

Xie Bai is handsome, and most importantly, he appears in only one chapter of the novel before dying in a car accident.

2. News that the aloof Best Actor and a little-known idol have publicly announced their relationship and will appear together on a dating show causes an uproar online.

Fans are unhappy and threaten to stop supporting him, but Xie Bai, who usually can't be bothered to promote himself, fires back with three forceful posts:

Xie Bai V: I'm an actor. Just pay attention to my work, and don't presume to tell me what to do with my private life.

Xie Bai V: We're married.

Xie Bai V: I'm going on the dating show to learn how to win my wife back.

The fans are furious and frustrated, but can't help watching:

When the other guests peel shrimp, Xie Bai complains, "Why not just buy peeled shrimp?" Then he peels a whole plate of crawfish himself.

When the show gives the women a makeup quiz, Xie Bai says they have a makeup artist, then turns around and crams lipstick shades.

Xie Bai puts on traditional Han clothing and dances gracefully for Hua Xin.

Before long, even the fans and the online crowd are green with envy. [Xie Bai's the one doing everything. Besides being pretty, what can Hua Xin even do?]

Hua Xin, questioned by countless people, calmly shows off a contract. [Because I'm the Best Actor's