What Could a Little Cat Spirit Possibly Do Wrong?

Shao Sui gets conned into taking in a male calico cat and spends several thousand yuan on its treatment. After it gets better, the cat refuses to leave. It watches him use the toilet every day, steals water from his cup, purrs and lets him pet it when it’s in a good mood, and gives him a couple of hard punches when it isn’t. But Shao Sui is a neat freak with obsessive-compulsive tendencies, and he’s straight. You might ask what sexual orientation has to do with having a cat. Normally, nothing… But after spending a month going from “I’d rather die than keep a cat” to “I don’t want to go to work because I’m so busy cuddling my cat every morning,” the little male calico suddenly turns into a beautiful, delicate human boy. Just like when he was a cat, the boy watches him shower, monopolizes his cup, and presses a slender human hand against his pecs. As he kneads them, he asks innocently, “Why don’t you smack my butt with a ruler anymore?” “…?” The boy talks like a cat begging for affection, too. “You haven’t grabbed my paws and held them by my ears, kissed my toe beans, nibbled my ears, and burrowed into my tummy like a caterpillar for a whole day.” “How can you prove you’re my cat?” “The second day after you brought me home, you lifted my back legs and secretly took pictures of my balls. On the fifth day, you touched my crotch, and on the seventh, you wanted to sleep with me! Whenever you did stuff to me, I meowed that I wanted you to stop, but you still accused me of deliberately seducing you and forcing yourself on me!” “…” After three seconds of deep thought, Shao Sui picks up his phone and calls emergency services. “Sorry, I think the mushrooms I ate last night weren’t cooked properly. My cat has turned into a human and is talking.” When he sees Shao Sui ignoring him, the boy asks in despair, “You don’t like me anymore, do you? Fine, I’ll run away from home.” Shao Sui can’t stand seeing his kitty upset, so he showers him with kisses and cuddles. It isn’t until the doctor arrives and points to the boy beside him that he asks, “Is a family member coming with us?” “…” Oh, heavens. After some time, Shao Sui finally accepts that his house cat has become a cat spirit. At the same time, his compulsions are cured, his germophobia is almost gone, and he’s been seduced into swinging the other way. - [Extra scene] For Shao Sui, the most painful thing in the world is when his male cat turns into a human and keeps demanding the same kisses and cuddles as before, while Shao Sui has turned gay and the cat hasn’t. The cat’s “love” is merely ordinary affection between pet and owner, and he still wants to go out and play with female cats now and then. When Shao Sui discovers the truth, he appears calm on the outside. Not a chance. Inside, he’s already twisted into a grotesque mess, screaming and crawling in the darkness. He wavers between wishing the kitty happiness and locking him in a windowless room, then ultimately chooses a third option. He lies feebly in the hospital and lies to the cat: “I’m going to die. I need a cat by my side for the rest of my life to get better.” The little troublemaker, who usually loves to make a fuss, tears up. “But I am a cat. I’ll stay with you forever.” Shao Sui: “Not as a cat and owner. You have to stay with me as my partner, my lover.” The cat: “But…” Shao Sui spits up blood. “I’m dying, and you still want to be a straight cat?” “I don’t, I don’t! I’m a gay cat now.” The kitty looks up at him, all aggrieved. “But can I still bring little fish snacks to the milk tea shop next door?” Shao Sui closes his eyes and dies on the spot. [A haughty, fussy kitty bottom who starts out wary and timid, then grows more and more spoiled as the top indulges him, and flirts without realizing it] [A gentle and aloof man to others, but secretly a slightly twisted, controlling, fatherly top] P.S.: 1. Human top, cat bottom. A story about a straight man and a straight cat (supposedly). The first few chapters lean more toward the top’s perspective, then the bottom’s perspective takes up more of the story. It’s a short novel, around a hundred thousand words. 2. The bottom is a rare male calico, born without testicles and unable to reproduce (but he has a bell). A cat top story set in the same world is in the works: “How Can Our Cat Not Be the Top?” If you’re interested, please add it to your collection! Xie Youguan is a tabby cat who grew up at a cat spirit base. His motto is “Every cat deserves to be a person above other people,” and he looks down on house cats who spend all day rolling around and acting cute at humans’ feet. After working for a year, Xie Youguan wipes away his tears as he puts up a “Looking for a Home” ad on a telephone pole. [Big tabby, handsome face, can be sweet, soft, and adorable. Just two cans a day! Don’t miss your chance. Call the number below to take me home, and you’ll never be a wild man without a cat again.] He waits for a week, but nobody responds. Xie Youguan decides to take the initiative. He chooses an adopter whose pheromones smell especially good. To stop the human from giving him some ridiculous name like “Deathblow” or “Eggs,” he even orders a name tag online in advance, engraved with the characters “Xie Youguan.” One dark and windy night, he knocks on his adopter’s window and brazenly hops inside. After making a round and approving of the place, he crawls into bed and meows at the baffled human, “What are you waiting for? It’s late. Come to bed.” - As a man who owns a dog, Mo Qing gets saddled with a tabby cat that looks like a fox. The cat lets himself in without permission, drinks from Mo Qing’s cup, sleeps in his bed, uses his bathroom, and demands the most expensive canned food. Every day, he gets jealous of Mo Qing’s dog, and one night he even turns into a human, wagging his tail and rubbing against Mo Qing’s leg. In principle, an aroused cat should be taken to the hospital to be neutered. Xie Youguan lashes his tail around, speaking loudly while pouting. “You really don’t like cats! If that stupid dog turned into a human, would you accept him?” Mo Qing: “…” In principle, no respectable person would mess around with a cat or a dog. If this got out, it’d make the headlines and the whole world would mock them for a year! Xie Youguan switches off the light, his eyes glowing like lasers. “Then we’ll keep it secret!” P.S.: 1. Cat top, human bottom. Theme: A kitty’s love asks for nothing in return, so cherish it.