If You Make Me Any Angrier, I'll Play You!

[The main story is complete] Yan Zhe transmigrated into a harem novel and became the cannon-fodder younger brother of its universally adored protagonist. Not long after he arrived, his mother tearfully begged him, "Xiao Zhe, your brother isn't well. Could you go marry Mr. Bai in his place to bring him good luck...?" Yan Zhe froze on the spot, heartbroken and on the verge of tears. Seeing his mother's stunned, guilty expression as she said nothing, he turned away sadly and covered his mouth, which was twitching from holding back laughter. He wanted to blast "Good Luck Is Coming" right there in the street. - Bai Jianzong: A major figure in Rongcheng, the biggest villain in the book, paralyzed in both legs, gloomy, fabulously wealthy, and not long for this world. He had every doom flag imaginable. As long as he outlived Bai Jianzong, Yan Zhe could become a happy little widower and enjoy a life of financial freedom and carefree happiness. Before and after the wedding, Yan Zhe thought he'd been behaving like a sweet, obedient, affectionate darling all along. At last, when the day of Bai Jianzong's death in the original novel arrived, he brought out the tears he'd been saving and threw himself into Bai Jianzong's arms, sobbing as if his heart were breaking. "Darling, darling, how am I supposed to live without you?" Wait! Had he just heard a heartbeat? Yan Zhe looked up and met a pair of shadowy eyes. "..." Yan Zhe instantly switched to tears of joy. "I thought you were dead! I was ready to mourn you for a hundred years, never marry again, belong to you in life and become your ghost in death..." Bai Jianzong: Keep pretending. Go on. Yan Zhe, crying on the inside: Darling, darling, how am I supposed to live without your inheritance? - Rumor had it that Bai Jianzong was violent because of his paralyzed legs and had strange, undisclosed proclivities. Everyone was waiting to see Yan Zhe make a fool of himself. But half a year passed, then a year... Yan Zhe not only survived, he thrived. Someone even witnessed him making a scene in front of Bai Jianzong when the latter flew into a rage over business: "Why were you looking at him?" "Is he prettier than me? Does he have longer legs than me? A perkier butt than me?!" "He's only using you! If you like him, I'll throw you into the sea to feed the fish, abort your child, spend your inheritance on a whole houseful of pretty boys, and dance in front of your portrait!" Bai Jianzong focused on just one thing: "I've never touched you." Yan Zhe: "The baby isn't yours." Bai Jianzong glared at him darkly. Yan Zhe blushed. "The baby's got a few different fathers: hot pot, barbecue, desserts... Oh, and that seafood feast you just ordered for me." Bai Jianzong: "..." Yan Zhe looked sympathetic. "Bai Jianzong, have you been sitting in that wheelchair so long that your brain's atrophied too? How could a grown man like me possibly have a baby?" Bai Jianzong, furious, slammed the door shut. "Fine! If you can't get pregnant, you're never leaving this room again!" Yan Zhe clung to the door in a desperate struggle. "This is an office door!" · Bai Jianzong held a position of power, and everyone had their own designs on him and wished him dead. He firmly believed he belonged in the depths of hell, slowly rotting away, until Yan Zhe appeared... and angered him back to life. #Dancing on the Villain's Nerves Every Day# #I Love You, But I Won't Indulge You# P.S.: 1. This is not a pregnancy novel. The gong in the blurb just loses his mind on a regular basis because of the shou. 2. The gong's legs will recover later. Both are virgins, and they save each other. The story has a touch of suspense, and the romance is sweet, but the backstory is tragic. See the first chapter author's note for details. -- The next novel, Mutual Taming, is coming soon. Add it to your collection if you like: When Lai Li was ten, he was adopted by the wealthy Dai family of Dancheng. From then on, his life soared to new heights. Dai Linxuan, as his elder brother, doted on him and indulged him without limit, successfully raising him over twelve years into someone even more arrogant and lawless than a spoiled rich kid. Just how lawless was he? After an accident involving a landslide, Dai Linxuan opened his eyes to find himself in a sealed, dimly lit room. Lai Li was kneeling in front of him, taking a drag from a cigarette nearly burned down to the filter. He hooked an arm around Dai Linxuan's neck and passed him an intimately lingering kiss, then murmured, "Brother, you're so sexy." Through the hazy smoke, Dai Linxuan seemed to be back in a certain morning. Before him stood a temple bustling with incense, and he was kneeling on a prayer cushion in his suit. "One night, more than seven hundred days ago, I made a mistake." The abbot beside him looked upon him with compassion. "It's good that you corrected it in time." "Unfortunately, I'm a sinner who refuses to repent." A nearly pathological tenderness colored Dai Linxuan's expression. "By now, that mistake has grown into a sin." "I am guilty. "But I will never repent." - Lai Li grew up unloved by both parents, living like a cockroach in a sewer. It was disgusting to be alive, yet he couldn't die. Then, when he was ten, someone opened the long-sealed door. Sunlight passing through that person's silhouette pierced his lifeless eyes. He threw away the shabby doll in his hands, and from then on he had a new toy. The new toy was precious and gentle, a flower in a mirror and the moon on the water, impossibly perfect. Then one day, the new toy broke. Large patches of its body began to rot, the decay spreading little by little through its limbs and organs, giving off an increasingly putrid stench that reminded Lai Li of the rotting flesh he'd smelled as a child. That wouldn't do. A broken toy had to be fixed, or it would have to be thrown away. [Dai Linxuan and Lai Li] [Once the epitome of grace and refinement, now the wealthy family's eldest son, whose gentleness hides a madness; a younger brother who has never been normal, only good at acting like it, a secret psychopath] P.S.: ☆ Both are powerful characters and switch roles. Neither of them is sane, for different reasons. They are eight years apart in age, have no blood or legal family ties, and are devoted to each other, body and soul, from beginning to end. Happy ending. Theme: No matter how difficult your circumstances, embrace life with a positive attitude.