The Little Eunuch Is Reborn in the Modern Era and Forced to Reveal His Identity [Ancient to Modern]

[Transmigration from ancient times to the modern day, both leads transmigrate] ["The Emperor of Daluan was gay! He buried his entire harem for the sake of a eunuch at his side!" This saying endured for generations.] 1. No one knew that Mu Qiao was the most loyal dog at the emperor's side, or that he was a eunuch with ambitions beyond his station. Until the tenth anniversary of Emperor Luan's ascension, when Mu Qiao snatched a cup of poisoned wine from the emperor in front of the assembled court and died miserably in his arms. When he awoke, he was two thousand years in the future, inhabiting the body of a top-tier actor with lovers everywhere. Mu Qiao looked at the young man on the bed, whose face was identical to Emperor Luan's. Then he looked down at himself and gulped. "I-I can't..." "..." Zuo Luan curled his lips, madness at having regained what he'd lost hidden in his eyes. "That's all right. I can." 2. A new TV series adapted from the Daluan era is about to begin filming. The director has gone to great lengths to find two actors who look remarkably like the figures in the historical records. When Mu Qiao reads in the script that his former self was actually a spy sent by an enemy kingdom, a cold sweat breaks out all over him. He looks up at Zuo Luan, who is smiling as if he knows something, and his legs go weak. He nearly falls to his knees. Zuo Luan catches the unsteady Mu Qiao and whispers in his ear, "You didn't think I really didn't know, did you?" "..." Mu Qiao always thought he'd kept his secret identity well hidden. He never expected that two thousand years later, the whole world would know he was an enemy spy, because it's required knowledge in middle school history. Life is meaningless.jpg 3. From the moment they met, Zuo Luan knew the little eunuch was from an enemy kingdom. He watched the little eunuch cause trouble at his side as if it were a show, treating him as a bit of amusement in his lonely, monotonous life. Until he gradually noticed that the little eunuch's ears turned red whenever he saw him, and found a portrait of himself hidden in the eunuch's room. Until the little eunuch tampered with his wine, then snatched the cup away at the last moment and drank the poisoned wine himself. All that remained was Zuo Luan holding his cold body, laughing and crying in a feverish frenzy. "You fool! With a heart this soft, how could you ever achieve anything great..." After the little eunuch died, he lived a lonely life and never found another beloved. Until he awoke two thousand years later and saw the little eunuch's carefree smile playing on the television before him. P.S. The crematorium in the title is just a joke. The author is terrible at titles. There's no crematorium trope, just a sweet-and-sour romance where they dote on each other. A little angst in the past life, but no long flashbacks in the main story. Theme: Join hands to create a wonderful life.