Shocking! The Danmei Great Finally Writes Ten Thousand Words a Day!

[This is a sweet, cozy slice-of-life story. No angst! (Emphasis!! The comments refer to fiction within the story, and make up only a small portion) QAQ]

[Blurb]----

What happens when a mildly homophobic person gets a job reviewing chapters for the Guanglan novel website...

Thus began the danmei authors' disaster.

Veteran danmei author Qi Jin said he wasn't worried at all. After all, he was famous for never producing any content. His stories were completely clean, with no fish in the water, and the most intimate thing anyone ever did was hug.

Then one day, his new story ran into "Wan"...

Its very first chapter was slapped with a red lock.

The reason was simple: the two main characters held hands and flirted by brushing each other's hair in chapter one.

Three question marks appeared above Qi Jin's head: "..."

That very night, Qi Jin stayed up late messaging his editor and changed his pen name from "Three Thousand Words a Day" to "Ten Thousand Words a Day."

His readers cheered: Their favorite author had finally decided to update with ten thousand words every day!

Only one reviewer named Wan stared at the new pen name in silence.

Hmph. Very good.

[Mini-scene]

Qi Jin's latest chapter was locked again. The reason: the protagonist taking advantage of someone who was drunk and stealing a kiss was not behavior worth encouraging.

...Fine.

One day later, Qi Jin was lying on his bed, tipsy and resting with his eyes closed. A moment later, something warm touched his lips.

He suddenly opened his eyes and asked with a smile, "Who was it who said taking advantage of someone was unacceptable?"

[A story about a danmei superstar author and a reviewer who go from battling in the fictional world to arguing over everyday domestic matters in real life.]

[This story is entirely fictional, with no real-life inspiration or allusions. Please don't read anything into it.]

[Cozy, everyday romance, with no relationship angst.]

My next switch-couple story, "The Zombie I Raised and I Were Reborn Together." Come on, won't you add it to your collection for the kids?

[No special abilities, no golden finger, just ordinary people and a cat trying to survive the zombie apocalypse.]

1.

At first, no one paid any attention to the disaster. It was just a few crazies infected with "rabies"...

Then the power went out worldwide, city after city fell, and friends and family turned into mindless zombies, mouths agape as they charged at people...

Only then did people understand that the apocalypse had arrived.

The survivors suddenly realized this might be nature's way of cleansing the world, a final warning from an overburdened Earth.

2.

The new neighbor said he liked Si Lin. Si Lin didn't believe him, not until the day the apocalypse arrived. They were trapped in an elevator with a zombie, and the neighbor took a fatal blow for him. After two days of fever, the neighbor turned into a completely mindless zombie.

For ten years, Si Lin protected his zombie neighbor, walking on eggshells. He had to avoid both zombies and humans, because no human would consider someone who kept a zombie a fellow human being.

In this world, heroes tend to die young, while the cautious and selfish live the longest.

Then, one day, humanity teetered on the brink of extinction. The zombies, deprived of food, grew weaker and weaker, and the world returned to silence.

Si Lin gazed at the deserted, soundless streets. He put his forearm into the mouth of the zombie he had cared for for more than ten years, his eyes gentle.

After losing consciousness, he opened his eyes and found himself back three days before the apocalypse. His neighbor, not yet a zombie, was holding a piece of cake as he knocked on Si Lin's door, smiling warmly. "I just made it, so it's still warm. Want to try some?"

Si Lin's dead heart suddenly began beating. At that moment, he was reunited with the spring he had long been without.

My next planned story, told from the receiving partner's perspective: "There's a Straight Guy Who Loves Cross-Dressing." Feel free to add it to your collection if it sounds interesting:

[Older seme and younger uke, both virgins; reckless, willful uke vs. calm, steady seme]

[Bittersweet and refreshing, no melodrama, not really angsty]

1.

Lan Yaoyao has a ridiculously melodramatic backstory. He was originally the true young master of the Bian family, but he was switched at birth and grew up as a filthy little urchin in the countryside.

Fortunately, his birth parents found him in high school and brought him home. That's when he met Bian Nan, the older brother who had taken his place and enjoyed a wonderful life for more than a decade.

Resentment took root in his heart. He did everything he could to make trouble for Bian Nan, but perhaps because he felt guilty, Bian Nan kept putting up with him. Then, the year Lan Yaoyao graduated from university, Bian Nan finally couldn't take his unreasonable behavior anymore and "disappeared" for a year.

After that, everyone noticed that the Bian family's younger son was becoming more and more outrageous. Not only was he immersed in alcohol and sex every day, he had also fallen in love with cross-dressing.

2.

A car accident damaged Lan Yaoyao's brain, leaving him stubbornly convinced that he was living in an old-fashioned romance novel.

The male lead was his nominal older brother, Bian Nan, and the female lead was his nominal second older sister, Bian Xiao.

As the child who had been switched at birth, Bian Nan hopelessly fell in love with his second older sister, Bian Xiao. As the younger brother, Lan Yaoyao had to do his part as a supporting character and bring the two of them together.

When his older brother got sick, he brought him flowers, but said they were a message of concern from his second older sister.

On his older brother's birthday, he gave him a watch, saying it was a thoughtful gift from his second older sister.

When his older brother got drunk, he climbed into the man's bed himself. After his brother sobered up, his face turned livid. "What now? What are you going to say this time? That your second older sister asked you to climb into my bed naked to sober me up?"

3.

After the accident, Lan Yaoyao seemed like a different person. He was considerate and polite, and friendly even to the older brother he used to hate most. The only thing that hadn't changed was his love of cross-dressing.

Bian Xiao couldn't stand her younger brother constantly trying to set her up with their older brother. "You f***ing like him, don't you! Did the car accident fry your brain or what?"

Lan Yaoyao: "..."

No, how could he possibly like his older brother!

[He's a straight guy, a straight guy who likes wearing women's clothes.]

1. This is just a silly author's sudden idea. It's a cozy, sweet story, with no real-life inspiration. Don't read into it (emphasis!!).

2. Both leads are inexperienced, and there is no angst. They'll gradually get to know each other in their everyday lives, and their identities won't be exposed until the middle or later part of the story.

3. The leads switch roles, but there won't be anything explicit in the story. You can read it as either a receiving-partner-led or an initiating-partner-led story. If you really mind switch couples, read with caution.

4. It should be a short story.

5. The story contains original additions. Readers on the fictional website can see the review status of new chapters in the stories they follow, as well as the reviewers' identities.

6. This story will switch to paid chapters on Monday, January 25. Chapters 24 through 35 will become paid. If you've already read them, you don't need to buy them again~

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