The Flirtatious Beauty and Her Baby Get Spoiled on a Parenting Reality Show

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Before he transmigrated into a book, Gu Yi was a pampered, free-spirited master of seduction. Even the son of his parents' sworn enemy begged to marry him.

Five years after transmigrating into a book, he had become a short-tempered dad, wielding a feather duster as he helped a child with homework.

The only consolation was that his kid was sweet, cute, and well-behaved, and looked just like him!

Otherwise, the two of them would never have been able to return to their home country.

Because the kid's biological father was no ordinary man: Tang Chuyu, the current richest person in the country!

The novel's loveless, career-obsessed, counterattacking protagonist shou!

A national idol!

In the novel, Gu Yi was an arrogant cannon-fodder gong who forced Tang Chuyu into an engagement. In the end, the whole family got killed off!

Gu Yi: "..."

Sure that he'd survived the novel's timeline, Gu Yi took one look at the homework, including problems like "5 + 5 = 55," and packed their bags overnight.

After returning home, Gu Yi took the stack of high-quality blind dates his parents had prepared and declared confidently, "Kiddo, hurry up and pick someone you like. Dad will win him over, and then he'll keep you company while you eat, play, and do your homework!"

Who could have guessed that his kid would be so considerate? In a clear, precise voice, the child said, "No. We should find someone Daddy likes."

"I'm going on a family variety show and doing my best, so I can earn Daddy extra points on his blind dates!"

Looking at his child's pure, sincere eyes and watching those little feet lift as the kid counted points, Gu Yi suddenly understood!

He had money, looks, and a thoughtful kid of his own. What did he need some man for?!

Trying to win over a man wasn't nearly as fun as winning over little kids!

Family variety show, here we go!

So, on the first day of the family variety show,

Gu Yi wore his scheme to win over the kids right on his sleeve, making a grand entrance dressed as Ultraman.

The entertainment mogul's precious little princess went from crying like a spoiled brat to making a bold offer the very next second: "Come on the show with me, and I'll get you any resources you want!"

The genius little tyrant, young master of the Li family, scoffed. "You think one Ultraman is enough to make me listen to you? You have to bring a Blossom Fairy too!"

The kid, also dressed as Ultraman, deftly pulled out a megaphone. "N-no rush. Line up, please. One line for kids with candy, one for kids who can do homework, and one for kids who can read bedtime stories to my dad!"

The little tyrant glanced at the handsome Ultraman and bragged as he joined the line. "I'm talented in all kinds of things. Give me a VIP number!"

The little princess declared proudly, "I have lots of pretty clothes, too. Big brother, I'll give them all to you!"

"Big brother, be careful of fish bones when you eat."

"Uncle, you and your little brother can stay in the tent. Let my dad go catch fish in the river."

"..."

The parents: "???"

What the heck? Is this really the little menace from my family?

The whole internet exploded.

#Gu Yi is the real pro at taking care of kids in reverse#

Just as Gu Yi was happily enjoying the kids' thoughtful care, he saw their parents make all kinds of excuses to leave:

"I just remembered I have work. My uncle will take my place for this episode."

"What a coincidence, my younger brother wants to try being a trainee dad, so he'll take my place."

"..."

"I don't have a younger brother, uncle, brother-in-law, or any other male relatives, but Gu Yi, would you be interested in appearing on my dating show? Name your price!"

Gu Yi: "..."

What a pain. I've already retired from the game, so why are there still so many suitors hanging around?

Theme: Marriage takes care and effort.