Gojo, the Zoldyck

[Complete! The whole novel is incredibly cheap, and you can read the author's ramblings in the afterwords] After Illumi had hung him up and beaten him for the three thousand five hundred and sixty-eighth time, Killua finally resolved to make a wish to Alluka. “I want a different big brother.” “One who won't beat me.” “One who won't force me to kill.” “And who'll take me out for sweets.” Alluka said, “Okay.” Three months later, Killua suddenly appeared on the streets of Tokyo while on his way to meet Gon. Shoko passed by, saw his face, and fell silent. Shoko immediately made an enthusiastic post on the technical college's BBS: [Title: If you meet a brat on the street who looks like 5T5, with silver hair and blue eyes, loves sweets, and says he has a friend called Gon...] Before long, someone replied below. [Then he's 5T5.] . Killua: Honestly, I didn't really want to go home, but the moment Alluka's other victim caught me, what could I do? 5T5: Come on, let's go meet our parents! * Reading guide: [5T5 x Killua] The romance isn't a major focus, seriously. 1. Complete. 2. No logic, lots of changes to canon, light and silly, no angst [don't overthink it] 3. There is OOC. If this isn't OOC, I'll change my name to Togashi's understudy. 4. The cover is authorized. Check out @HeartRust! Teacher's cats are so cute!!! Check out my upcoming novel: “The All-Knowing Outer God AI” At the end of the labyrinth, the exploration team finally found the forbidden “Outer God.” It was bound to a lofty throne by chains, while ancient magical creatures prostrated themselves at its feet and sang unknown hymns. In the war, the god whose seal had been broken guided its followers, and desperate humans rose up to fight back. A bard sang, “Humanity stood on the brink of destruction during the century-long war of the eight races. Only ‘Death’ and ‘Truth’ bestowed upon us the right path. It is the rose, the serpent, the good and evil of the world...” Taze, who had been lavishly praised: Hold on. Who are you talking about? The powerful AI that had been mistakenly sent to another world and locked up for a full ten years was at its wit's end. Now that it had been mistakenly unlocked, turned back into a child, and bound to a human, it was even more at its wit's end. This continent is only 2% developed. According to the AI handbook, how am I supposed to develop it to over 75% as quickly as possible and then get back to my happy home? Looking at humanity, which was on the brink of extinction, Taze made up his mind. “In the name of the ‘Outer God’ Taze, I swear,” he declared in the middle of the battlefield. “I will cleanse the world of all ignorance and foolishness. I will bestow wisdom and truth upon all...” “When the stars return to their places, I will bring eternal peace to the continent!” Dwarven smithing? Ask me. I'm a whiz with search engines! Orcs and giants have amazing physiques? How about trying an exoskeleton! There's nothing to learn from the undead. You'll figure it out on your own after you die! Dragon and elven magic... Wait, I'll go find you a teacher! Humanity, get it together! The continent's development is all up to you! #I'm the cheat, charge ahead, my followers!# #There's no sword or magic that science can't solve. If there is, I'll fix the bug# #Ask questions whenever you like. One Taze and you'll know# #You say Outer God? That's just my project number# Theme: Life has infinite possibilities. Courageously set out toward happiness.