Infinite Flow, but in Sichuan Dialect

Shi Shu is an ordinary male college student with the courage of a chicken and the temper of a dog. After stepping into an elective classroom with his left foot first, he finds himself in a strange world. The classroom is covered in layers of minced flesh. Blood seeps from the ceiling, and a red moon hangs outside the window. Twisted writing on the blackboard reads: [1. Candidates must not leave the examination room.] [2. The invigilator is the only rule.] [3. You must survive.] The teacher at the podium stares at Shi Shu with all thirty-eight eyes on its face. "The final candidate is in place. Exam for Candidate 001 begins now, " Shi Shu stands in the doorway, tentacles already wrapped around his ankle. His classmates let out despairing, stifled sobs from their seats. Shi Shu, expressionless: "Why the hell are you crying? What good is crying gonna do? Give me a hand here, my foot's stuck and I can't move!" Classmate: ... Classmate: Pfft. Classmate: Sorry, Teacher. I wasn't laughing. · When every university class turns into a trial where your life is on the line, how do you survive? Student 1: Honestly, I was about to piss myself, but Shi Shu yelling, "What the hell is this freaky shit!" cracked me up. No more beating around the bush: Yu Xichuan, give Shi Shu back to the students! Student 2: You either die, shit yourself, or laugh it off. I choose the latter. Yu Xichuan, give Shi Shu back to the students! Student 3: Guns and knives can't make me feel safe. Sichuanese can. Yu Xichuan, give Shi Shu back to the students! "..." Shi Shu looked at the snarling zombies, then at his classmates stifling their laughter, and fell into a deep, grim silence. #Did you all mistake me for some kind of mascot# #Is Sichuanese really that funny# #Yu Xichuan, you son of a bitch, you promised not to laugh at me if I teamed up with you. What the hell are you laughing at!# #Aaaah, we're so dead! You damn zombies and ghosts, stay the hell away from me!# Reader's Guide: 1. A no-nonsense, sharp-tongued top x a timid, foul-mouthed, adorable (?) bottom. 2. A comedic, leveling-up infinite-flow story. Most of the classmates are here for the fun. The male lead only breaks into Sichuanese when startled; normally he speaks standard Mandarin at Level 1-A, according to him. 3. More details to come. Theme: Live well