Shuji of the Three Great Families

I'll start writing again once the insect-like look on Naoya's face finally disappears from my mind... It was too shocking.

[Hello, everyone. I'm Gojo Shuji. Before the Gojo family adopted me, I was called "Tsushima Shuji," and back in Yokohama, I was "Dazai Osamu."

But the protagonist of this journal isn't me. It's my classmate Zenin Naoya, who could be considered half a childhood friend.

His family is loaded, he's the younger legitimate son, and his talent is decent enough. For various reasons, this has resulted in him being a complete jerk... in other words, his personality is awful in a number of ways.

I thought he was interesting, so I decided to keep track of this jerk... of what other idiotic stunts the head of the Good Husband Training Class could pull, and started this column.

If Zenin Naoya sees this and comes after me, remember first that my cousin is Gojo Satoru, and your cousin Zenin Toji is my roommate.

If you don't mind getting beaten up, then come on over. Thanks.

Gojo Shuji, written in some year, some month.]

After this column had been running for over a decade, and the records of Naoya getting beaten up outnumbered my ex-boyfriends, he still hadn't changed one bit. I even went back to Yokohama to look for the "Book," hoping to see if writing could save this feudal relic...

When I heard him spouting garbage at a younger girl from the Zenin family yet again, I stepped in.

"Naoya, are your injuries healed?"

At my show of concern, Zenin Naoya involuntarily took two steps back. His legs looked a little unsteady, his unruly blond hair lay flat, and even the eyeliner at the corners of his eyes was trembling.

"You'd behave better if you didn't even have the strength to speak." I put an arm around his shoulders and smiled.

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Jujutsu Kaisen Dazai x Naoya

HE!!! It's a happy ending!!!!

[Warnings]

This is the first time I've had no idea how to write a warning. Damn it.

* Even though the pairing is fixed, there are an absurd number of one-sided crushes on Dazai, and it's all very messy.

* Naoya is the most innocent one.

* The protagonist is the top. Dazai is a super-dominant top with everyone, so run if that's not your thing.

[Reading Notes]

1. Dazai in Jujutsu Kaisen, written in first person and following my own interpretation. He's very dark and twisted, as you all know.

2. Everything about the Big Three Families is made up by me. Gege Akutami has already proven me wrong plenty of times.

3. At its core, this is a story about Naoya getting beaten up. There's tons of OOC, so please don't give me writing advice. You can drop it without telling me. I prostrate myself in advance.

4. I'll try to update weekly.

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At the end of the labyrinth, the exploration party finally found the forbidden "Outer God."

Bound by chains to a lofty throne, the ancient magical creatures prostrated themselves at the god's feet, chanting unknown songs.

In the midst of war, the unsealed deity guided its followers, and desperate humans launched a counterattack.

The bard sang, "Humanity teetered on the brink of destruction during the century-long war of the eight races. Only 'Death' and 'Truth' granted us the right path. The god is a rose, a serpent, the good and evil of the world..."

Taze, after a lengthy bout of flattery: Hold on. Who are you talking about?

The powerful AI, mistakenly sent to another world and locked away for ten whole years, was numb with shock.

He was even more numb after being mistakenly unlocked, reverting to a child's body, and bound to a human.

This continent is only 2% developed. According to the AI manual, how can I develop it to over 75% as quickly as possible and then get back to my happy home?

Looking at humanity on the brink of extinction, Taze made up his mind.

"In the name of Taze, the 'Outer God,' I swear," he proclaimed from the middle of the battlefield. "I will wash away all the world's foolish ignorance. I will grant the world all wisdom and truth..."

"When the stars return to their places, I will bring eternal peace to the continent!"

Dwarven forging? Ask me. I'm great at using search engines!

Orcs and giants have impressive physiques? How about trying an exoskeleton!

There's nothing to learn from the undead. Once you're dead, you'll figure it out on your own!

The magic of dragons and elves... Wait, I'll go bring you a teacher!

Humans, get it together! The continent's development depends on you!

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#There's no sword or sorcery that science can't solve. If there is, let me fix the bug.#

#Ask questions whenever you like. Taze it once and you'll know.#

#You mean the Outer God? That's just my project number.#

Theme: I hope everyone can treat each person equally. Reject discrimination, starting with me.