After Dating the Hero, He Was Exposed [Western Fantasy]

Check out my friend Yanjiu Yu's upcoming story, I'm Really Not a God! The blurb is below! W

- Blurb for this story -

As the title says, I'm a powerful cultivator from the cultivation world. While undergoing my ascension tribulation, I was struck by lightning and sent to another world. Somehow, I ended up forming a dragon-slaying team with a little kid.

Who knows how two people can count as a team?

What? You want to know why a powerful cultivator talks so much?

Mind your own business.

Ahem. I traveled everywhere with him, tempering rare materials into an unrivaled sword to prepare for our dragon hunt.

Honestly, even I had never used a sword this good.

But when we reached the dragon's lair, before I could recover from the shock of all that glittering treasure, I was told the little kid...

was the dragon himself.

Heh.

I raised my sword and swung at him.

You bastard. Just perish already.

A few little tips from Chuchu:

An unconventional Western fantasy. Written in third person, with a mountain of original worldbuilding.

Thanks so much for reading my story! (Blows a kiss)

- Here's the blurb for I'm Really Not a God! =V= -

The apocalypse arrived, and zombies ran rampant.

Chi Xinghe awakened a strange ability that let him open and control a whole other world.

Unfortunately, he had land but didn't know what to do with it.

He could speed up or slow down the passage of time, but he couldn't build things all by himself.

So the people barely clinging to life amid the zombies began receiving invitations signed by the Starflower:

"Would you like to help poor Starflower build a new home?"

"How could I not help poor Starflower!" or "I need to think about it."

Please make your choice.

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People began new lives on the new land.

They no longer feared zombies because a god would protect them and their land.

All they had to do was occasionally give the god some insignificant items, and the god would fulfill a request of equivalent value.

The god might make their crops grow quickly, give them advice on urban development, or help them deal with new arrivals who refused to follow the rules.

Everything proceeded in an orderly fashion, and everyone respected their god.

Until one day, the god suddenly got angry.

Every resident received a letter covered in exclamation marks:

"I'm really not a god!! Stop calling me a god!!"

"Also, could someone give poor Starflower some fried chicken legs? This kid hasn't eaten meat in days T^T!"

The people calmly put away their letters and hurried to prepare fried chicken, all thinking the same thing:

Oh! What are we supposed to do? Our god is just too cute!

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Yu Qingmeng was a top-tier alpha with an awakened Super S-rank combat ability.

One day, he accidentally picked up a little omega named Chi Xinghe.

Chi Xinghe had a very manly name, but was unexpectedly soft, like a sweet-filled tangyuan. His pheromones smelled wonderful.

Yu Qingmeng swore he would take good care of the wife he'd tricked into marrying him!

But less than a month after making that grand vow, he realized Chi Xinghe didn't need him to support him at all.

His ability was to conjure all sorts of delicious food, and he was always sneaking fried chicken legs behind Yu Qingmeng's back!

Yu Qingmeng: ...

Never mind everything else. Could I at least have a bite of that fried chicken?

Caught in the act, Chi Xinghe wasn't flustered at all. Instead, he cheerfully said, "I'll share a bite with you!"

[Please Read Before Starting]

- A lovable, pampered, everyone's-favorite softie x the most alpha, ridiculously overpowered man in the universe.

- The main plot is farming and romance. A slow-paced story with lots of original worldbuilding, not a strong-versus-strong pairing.

Theme: Fight against fate.