The Cult Leader Jie Does Good Deeds Today, Too

[A ridiculous, laugh-out-loud story. Just enjoy the ride~] In a parallel world, Cult Leader Jie succeeds in defeating Brain and getting his body back. Just as all that remains between him and his great cause is dealing with the sorcerers, an indescribable force drags him into an infinite world. Here, he must complete the missions issued by the Main God and achieve the union of "truth, goodness, and beauty" before he can leave. Cult Leader Jie: Hah. No way. Making me do missions? I'd rather... System: Candy-flavored cursed spirit orbs + a guide to building a multinational corporation + a handbook for dealing with a certain white-haired man. Cult Leader Jie: ... System: We can also try one hundred ways to reform the monkeys. System: Or maybe a beauty filter that enlarges your eyes? Cult Leader Jie: ...Get lost! [Achieve three consecutive national titles for Rikkai University High School.] Cult Leader Jie: I can just kidnap every team competing against Rikkai and win the championship in no time. I can slack off at tennis and skip practice. None of it has anything to do with me. Rikkai team members: Even though Geto-kun has been skipping practice for some reason, he loves tennis so much. We have to put him in the lineup! Rikkai has gained another squinty-eyed player. According to others, he is kindhearted and strong. He finishes each match at lightning speed, then rushes off to N different places nearby to rescue birds fallen from trees, lost kittens... Cult Leader Jie: ...Who is that? [Heal the wounded hearts of every fallen sword warrior in the Honmaru.] Cult Leader Jie: ...I'm supposed to heal more than a hundred sword warriors all by myself? Even a production team's donkey doesn't work this hard! A strange Saniwa appears at Honmaru No. XX. Every day, he sends the sword warriors on expeditions to a place called the "Jujutsu Set" and orders each of them to bring back a monster called a cursed spirit. If they run into a certain white-haired man, they have to give him a scolding before they leave. Fallen sword warriors: Hah, another piece of trash Saniwa, torturing us in a new way. A few months later, the Saniwa appears with a crowd of cursed spirits who look vacant and utterly hopeless. He tells them coolly, "Pick one each. They're all psychology experts. Discuss whatever's troubling you with them. When you think you're about ready, come find me for purification." Sword warriors: ... Cult Leader Jie: Hah, fighting poison with poison, right? The System, looking desperate: Will there ever be a day when I can send my Host into retirement? Reading Guide: [Important: This is a silly, comedic story about giving people a hard time. Don't overthink it, don't overthink it, don't overthink it. Just have fun!!] 1. Mostly Geto suffering, with chaotic everyday antics and other people's wild imaginings about sweet, innocent Geto (crossed out). 2. I'm a Rikkai fan, so I want them to win three consecutive titles qwq, but there aren't many match scenes, just everyday life www. 3. All from the time-worn series, and all are obscure. 4. Click here to see Geto's outrageous antics→ Theme: Reforming into a good person, hooray!