Infinite Secret Realms [Full-Dive]

Coming soon: If You Can't Cultivate, You Just Can't. Blurb below. Completed: I Handle Logistics on the Battlefield [Infinite]~ [Blurb for this novel (expect plenty of ridiculous antics)] After reaching max level and clearing Up to the Azure Clouds, Jian Tong encountered a bug that prevented her from logging out. She calmly meditated in her cave abode, then logged out after the game officially launched, only to discover that a thousand years had passed in the real world. She became the good-for-nothing biological daughter who had just been found by a cultivation family in Earth's Age of Declining Magic. Up to the Azure Clouds was no longer an ordinary game, either. Players had to keep exploring secret realms and gathering resources to level up quickly. Otherwise, if they lost to another server a year later, Earth would become a slaughterhouse for the Demon Realm. Jian Tong: ... She glanced at her titles: Grandmaster of Alchemy, Grandmaster of Artifact Crafting, Grandmaster of Talisman Making, and Grandmaster of Formation Arts. Then she looked at the portable space she had received as a reward for clearing the game, filled with countless rare treasures. She fell into an uncanny silence. The Azure Cloud War, one year later Reporter: What do you think of the showdown between the reincarnated True Buddha and the incarnation of the Demon Lord? Jian, the Deity Transformation cultivator: Oh, it's just two loser vegetables jealous of each other, squabbling. One-on-one, happy ending in the extras. [The blurb was screenshotted on August 17, 2020.] 1. Blurb for If You Can't Cultivate, You Just Can't: I have an extraordinary talent, but I can't cultivate. Whenever I try, I throw up uncontrollably. Even watching other people cultivate makes me sick. I just can't do it. My senior brother taught me spells, and I threw up. His own unicorn rammed him in the ass. My master taught me swordsmanship, and I threw up. His own snow hawk poisoned him. My grandmaster taught me spiritual cultivation. I managed not to throw up, and he didn't even keep a spirit beast, but the sect's guardian dragon still charged into his cave abode and nearly strangled him to death. Me: Forget it, I won't study anymore. These spirit beasts all love me anyway, so I'll just lie flat and wait for them to carry me. :) ** The fourth-wall-breaking disaster game Break the Demon is recruiting top players from across the galaxy. Those selected are all top military academy students. Once inside, players have their memories sealed, and death means elimination. The entire campaign is livestreamed. Ming Zhi, a genius with heightened senses, is the Tenth Army's sole player and carries the hopes of the entire army finally turning its fortunes around. But no one expected her to turn into a salted fish the moment she entered the game... Before long, the netizens who had looked down on her were eating their words and flooding Ming Zhi's livestream, watching her "daily routine as a laid-back, overpowered salted-fish player" on their knees. [Little Scenes from the Sect] Senior Brother: Junior Sister, could you go a little easier on me? Ming Zhi: Senior Brother, I can't even walk yet. Your spirit pet did that. Master: Good disciple, you can go down the mountain and train now. Ming Zhi: Master, I'm only three. Grandmaster: Good child, three and a half is the perfect age to do great things. How about ascending to immortality? Ming Zhi: ... 2. I Handle Logistics on the Battlefield [Infinite], completed~ Top player Lou Wu stayed up all night to clear the mobile game Infinite War during its beta test. From all the rewards for clearing it, she chose the most practical one: awakening all her skills. But when she woke up, the game had launched, and the whole world had become a battlefield. Ancient tyrants from various nations invaded modern civilization. If every space marked as a battlefield fell, modern people would become slaves. Lou Wu glanced at her skills: cooking, healing, mapmaking, invisibility, armor crafting, stargazing... She resolutely signed up to fight. #Defend our home and country, starting by clearing the game# Theme: Protecting Earth is everyone's responsibility.